Quoteid: 907

(Why do they tell me these things?.. *shudder*)


10:03 Lylim tells you 'word of advice, don't marry a nympho-__-'

10:03 You tell Lylim 'oh? :-p'

10:03 Lylim tells you 'damn it-__-'

10:03 You tell Lylim 'was that a mistell? :-p'

10:03 Lylim tells you '3:02 You tell Alonzo 'I did get married, I was so worn out-__-''

10:03 Lylim tells you 'yes-__-'

Quoteid: 906

9:58 OOC> Alonzo picks up the phone to get part II of how the heck do I make this thing work...

9:58 OOC> Xanter could say so many things

10:00 Lylim tells you 'insert object 1 into object 2, play with until wet, start slow,
slide object 1 in and out in a maintained pace until wet enough to pick up said pace'

10:00 Jake OOCs 'Hi! Imm please wants to fix a typo in my shop.. whoever built it misspelled button on my mob :/'

10:00 Personal> Lylim is making eclaires!

Quoteid: 905


Group> Morganor imagines a long line of Antrippans behind him, waiting their turn

Kirra tells the group 'sweeeeet'

Quoteid: 904


2:15 Lylim OOCs 'that's sad when Pedlar's our eyecandy'

2:15 Lylim OOCs 'miss-__-'

Quoteid: 903

(Submitted by Kenaro)

Everyone loves a little toilet humor...
 
8:50 OOC> Maxillion goes pew pew pew
 
8:50 Arawn OOCs 'dude, if you're going to pew, use a toilet and keep it to yourself'
 
8:51 Maxillion OOCs 'so messy too >.>'
 
8:51 Alonzo OOCs 'pew in the lew?'
 
Everyone loves a little toilet humor...
 
8:51 You OOC '.. Your poor aim is of no concern to us. >_>;'
 
8:51 Alonzo OOCs 'It is if he uses public restrooms. :('
 
8:52 You OOC 'Well, I don't. So it doesn't concern me.'
 
8:52 You tell Alonzo 'Yeah.. I just know that the one time I sat down 
and the seat was already warm, I'd never recover from the fear.'
 
8:53 Alonzo tells you 'Sit? Are you kidding? That's crazy talk.'

8:53 Alonzo tells you 'Put one leg on the walls to either side of you, 
resting back on your hands on the wall behind you and drop that bomb.'
 
8:54 Alonzo tells you 'I don't feel safe unless I've got at least 2 feet of clearance.'

8:54 Alonzo tells you 'I've seen crabs jump!
 
 
... in the same way that Everyone loves Raymond.

 

Quoteid: 902

(Scary... Yes Indeed)

8:35 Lylim OOCs 'is it weird that tpb Pedlar just called me as I was in the bathroom
and decided to talk to me?'

8:35 Emily OOCs 'Today's been pretty boring so far :('

8:35 Elitioin OOCs 'A little'

8:35 Emily OOCs 'What's weird is that you answered the phone while in the bathroom.'

8:35 Yanac OOCs 'I  guess it depends on what you were doing in the bathroom, now doesn't it?'

8:36 OOC> Lylim nods

8:36 Lylim OOCs 'the first thing he said was, don't make any straining noises and
this won't be awkward... '

8:38 OOC> Lylim was scared that's for sure

8:39 Emily OOCs 'that's what you get for answering the phone'

8:39 Lylim OOCs 'yup, but I knew he would keep calling and wake up Dante-__-'

8:39 Ensha OOCs 'thats what you get for giving pedlar your number'

Quoteid: 901


Arawn OOCs 'watchmen is probably the best comic ever' 
 
Beryll OOCs 'Could be. I just saw the new Spike TV premiere of the new trailer. It's beautiful.' 
 
Beryll OOCs 'Yes, Arawn, agreed completely.' 
 
OOC> Cynosure doesn't remember seeing that in the comics in his newspaper... 
 
Personal> **** wants to say "I didnt realize playboy was a newspaper these days"

Quoteid: 900

(late night...)

6:09 Gwenhwyfr OOCs '/b/ refers to a subforum on 4chan'

6:09 You OOC 'aha'

6:09 Gwenhwyfr OOCs 'where sanity is thrown out the window and misanthropy is the rule'

6:10 Killian OOCs 'Misanthropy is where you turn into a female werewolf right?'

6:10 OOC> Xanter facepalms

6:10 Vincent OOCs 'lol'

Quoteid: 899

(Submitted by the disturbed Gwenhwyfr)

Slog wishes to mate with you, do you accept? (Y/N) 

Slog asks you 'how funny would it be, if you accidentally hit Y when
i offered to mate, and that one time, did the trick?'

You tell Slog 'i would pray to every god there is for an abortion'

Slog tells you 'bahahahaha' Slog asks you 'is there a patron imm
of IC abortions?'

You ask Slog 'arawn? i guess?'

Slog tells you 'well, it is well known that Arawn has both
pet hounds AND pet coat hangers'
 

Quoteid: 898

2:23 Clan (leader)> Morganor gives his penis to you in exchange for gimtors

2:23 Morganor (leader) clans 'wow, that came out wrong'

2:23 You clan 'eww dude'

Quoteid: 897

(restore)

When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.

Quoteid: 896

6:54 Pedlar OOCs 'ig ot another oldie foryall that i aint seen in forever'

6:54 Pedlar OOCs 'badgerbadgerbadgerbdager iittsss ssnnaakkkkke snakkkeeeee 
badgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadger mushroom mushroom snnnaaakkkeee snaaaakkkeee'

6:54 Xanter OOCs 'A snaaaake, ooooh its a snaaake!'

6:55 OOC> Pedlar rolls on the floor
6:55 Cynosure OOCs 'That's it, I kept thinking beaver, couldn't think of badger..hehe'

6:55 Xanter OOCs 'Freudian cyno'

6:55 Xanter OOCs 'All I have to say :-p'

6:55 OOC> Cynosure nods sagely

6:55 Beryll OOCs 'Was about to say that, Xant :P'

6:55 Sindri OOCs 'I'm thinking Arby's'

Quoteid: 895

(A restore apparently...)

Skourge try write restore.
But it bore.
Players make no peep.
Skourge log off, go sleep.


And that, ladies and gentlemen, was my Skourge impression.
[APPLAUSE]'

Quoteid: 894

12:04 Maxillion OOCs 'whats with all these kids all of a sudden?'

12:04 OOC> Minky tosses kids around

12:04 Kelen OOCs 'they come in spurts'

12:05 Raselle OOCs 'HAHAHAHAHA. The innuendo there is so unintentional that it makes it -awesome-.'

12:05 Raselle OOCs '<3 you, Kelen.'

12:05 Kelen OOCs 'what was unintentional? ;)'

12:05 Minky OOCs 'xD'

12:05 Raselle OOCs 'Even better. :D'

12:05 Maxillion OOCs 'r kelly?'

Quoteid: 893

(Justice!)


Azshanna smites the obnoxious drunk!
You hear the obnoxious drunk's death cry.

Quoteid: 892

(The man is 'slightly' disturbing...)

5:35 Thelonius tells you 'I wanna watch Al Gore ride a salmon into the 
sunset. And at the last second, it poops on Lii.'

5:35 Thelonius tells you 'Al Gore, that is. Not the salmon.'

Quoteid: 891

(By order of Vasant :-p)

8:32 You worshipper 'it scares me that what is being crafted in the clanhall for practice
today is... leather rope and glass beads'

8:32 Vasant (Priestess) worshippers 'ROFL!!!'

8:32 Vasant (Priestess) worshippers 'XDXDXD'

8:33 You worshipper 'yes, it is strangely disturbing is it not?'

8:33 Vasant (Priestess) worshippers 'Quote. Yourself.'

8:33 Vasant (Priestess) worshippers 'Do it.'

(The rest is cencored for all our sanity...)

Quoteid: 890

..seriously. you can't make this stuff up.
 
Kalyia gossips (A) 'Nok Nok!'
Jordan gossips (A) 'Who's there?'
Gossip (A) Nok
Jordan gossips (A) 'Nok who?'
Gossip (A) Nok Dunno
Kalyia gossips (A) 'Nok the friendly dwagon?'

Quoteid: 889

(Submitted by Crin)

So I log in to this....
 
11:13 Skourge tells you 'I just thought of this, it would be pretty simple to blind a cyclops with a cumshot.'
 

Quoteid: 888

(Submitted by Matreya)

8:50 Killian (High Priest) worshippers 'Aftos needs to be on'
8:50 Killian (High Priest) worshippers 'so we can jump him'

Quoteid: 887

A flaming boner is a bit too big for you.
You feel quite confident with a A flaming boner.
You wield a A flaming boner.
A freezing boner is a bit too big for you.
You wield A freezing boner in your off-hand.
You feel quite confident with A freezing boner.
4:51 Killian tells you 'don't show that to jordan'
4:51 Killian tells you 'he'd wanna use it'

Quoteid: 886

11:05 OOC> Crin bleeds rectally

11:06 Crin OOCs '!! ignore that.'

11:06 OOC> Lylim kicks Crin

11:06 OOC> Crin slaps that to clan

11:06 OOC> Alaxstrasza is trying.

11:06 You OOC 'rectum?  darn near killed 'em'

11:06 Darby OOCs 'LOL'

Quoteid: 885

6:54 Qaz OOCs 'thank you for stopping me.' 

6:54 Celick OOCs 'ha qaz' 

6:54 OOC> Celick pats. 

6:54 Celick OOCs 'get him one of those electronic dog collars for qaz, Arawn.' 

6:54 Celick OOCs 'where you hit the button and watch the fun ensue.' 

6:55 Qaz OOCs 'i'm like a hound, but not a hound' 

6:55 Celick OOCs 'yea youre not loyal enough.' 

6:55 Celick OOCs ':(' 

6:55 Qaz OOCs 'oh im loyal' 

6:55 You OOC 'Like a dragon that's not quite potty trained yet.' 

6:55 Qaz OOCs 'i was the runt' 
 
6:55 Personal> Qaz flies over the heart dropping bombs. 

6:56 You ask Qaz 'can you imagine?' 

6:56 Personal> Qaz is a storm dragon alright. i'll storm shit all over your city. 

6:56 You ask Qaz 'Isn't that scary?  A non-housebroken dragon?' 

6:56 Qaz tells you 'lol' 

6:56 Qaz tells you 'the electrifying poo of doom' 

6:56 You tell Qaz 'LOL' 

6:56 You tell Qaz 'Storm Shit Dragon'
 
7:04 Qaz tells you 'go to the heart' 

Electrified poo falls from the heavens! 
Electrified poo falls from the heavens! 

Dramatically, Qaz enters from above - TA DAH! 
Qaz blushes. 
Qaz gets electrified poo. 
Qaz calls on the powers of her clan! 


7:04 You tell Qaz 'LOL' 

7:04 Qaz tells you ':D:D' 

Quoteid: 884

Syciec asks you 'hehe asl bb  me 14/f/kansas  u got cam???'

Syciec tells you 'mis'

Quoteid: 883

9:10 Zamora tells you 'My nerd senses are tingling. They tell me it's time for my squire's set.'

9:10 You ask Zamora 'What are you wearing?'

9:10 You tell Zamora '... that sounds bad'

9:12 Zamora tells you 'Yes. It does.'

Quoteid: 882

7:24 Ginsu OOCs 'Can I connect the dotz.'

7:25 Dotz OOCs 'Yes you can!'

Quoteid: 881

4:54 Lii gossips (L) 'hrmn women always has to do mens work.'

4:54 Gossip (L) Thurston laughs

4:54 Cynosure gossips (L) 'Of course, that's their place.'

Quoteid: 880

6:25 OOC> Ezgadol is becoming insane (insane).

6:25 OOC> Lii chucks Ezgadol into woodpile.

6:25 Turie OOCs 'You could be a mathematician.  They go nuts by age 30.'

6:28 OOC> Ezgadol is going nutts over biochem, isn't that enough?

6:35 Ereylen OOCs '
Ezgadol once had a brain;
School left him quite drained.
He tackled biochem;
It instead tackled him
And now he's perfectly insane.'

6:35 Thurston OOCs 'LOL'

Quoteid: 879

Qaz grabs your hips and starts to do the locomotion.


3:58 Allan OOCs 'that's a scary thought'

3:58 Amne OOCs 'ew :('

3:58 Dran OOCs 'ok, that was disturbing...'

3:59 Gwenhwyfr OOCs 'ew no ew no no no'

3:59 Lii OOCs 'ew'

Quoteid: 878

11:18 Ventrillin gossips (L) 'You do remember that armor I gave you, no? Unless you can 
find a way to make everybody happy... being quiet. I'm going to strip it off your body.'

11:19 Ventrillin gossips (L) 'It will make things easier for Dotz.'

11:19 Grigoloth gossips (L) 'The gods would never allow it.  Although brave words, you
cannot take what you have given. The Gods have spoken.'

11:19 Dotz gossips (L) 'You talk like a god, but you were bowing down to me last night.'

11:20 Gossip (L) Lylim coughs on his cookie

11:20 Urwathe gossips (L) 'Im sure the gods would make an acception for such things Grigoloth.'

11:20 Ventrillin gossips (L) 'In that case, we'll be meating when you lose the god's protection.'

Quoteid: 877

11:47 Naomh OOCs 'ah, cool'
11:47 Naomh OOCs 'mis'
11:47 Nerisha OOCs 'Yes, yes I am *blushes*'
11:48 Nerisha OOCs 'Oh, you wanted a little action tonight *sad face*  
I'm sorry honey, I've got to work early in the morning.. lol'
11:48 Nerisha OOCs 'ack!'
11:48 OOC> Nerisha throws that to clan
11:48 Asphar OOCs 'Owned.'
11:48 Alaxstrasza OOCs 'Yeah, like anyone would believe you'd -ever- say that.'
11:48 OOC> Nerisha facepalms.

11:50 OOC> Xanter returns from AFK just in time it seems

11:51 OOC> Nerisha bats her eyes innocently, 'Just a little friendly conversation
that I'm sure has been misinterpreted.'

11:52 Qaz OOCs 'thank god xanter can't see clan chat. thank god you can't see what
we're talking about for your own damn sake.'

11:52 Joshua OOCs 'no joke'

11:52 Joshua OOCs 'Makes me wanna go home and slap teh gf. _._'

11:53 OOC> Celick shakes his head.

11:53 Qaz OOCs 'makes me wanna go to your house and slap your gf'

11:53 Nerisha OOCs 'Which just makes me want to travel to TX and slap you both around ^_^'

11:53 Nerisha OOCs '..if you're there at Josh's house Qaz, that is.'

11:53 Qaz OOCs 'we'de like that, don't you get it?'

11:54 Kelen OOCs 'use mace and a tazer, they work better'

11:54 Nerisha OOCs 'The thin line between pain and pleasure just doesn't exist
with a baseball bat :p'

11:54 You OOC 'depends how you use it <.<'

11:54 Qaz OOCs 'touche'

11:54 Celick OOCs 'rofl'

11:54 Callador OOCs 'I thought the pain was at one end, the pleasure at the other?'

11:54 OOC> Nerisha twitches

11:54 Callador OOCs 'it weights more at least on one end'

11:54 Joshua OOCs 'Ill j[Aquit'

11:54 Joshua OOCs 'meh'

11:55 OOC> Lylim coughs

11:55 Qaz OOCs 'now that i think of it, josh and i would be the...pain train'

11:55 OOC> Pedlar is still waiting for 911 to be spammed by Joshua

11:56 Qaz OOCs 'and its PASSIN THRU TEXAS'

11:56 OOC> Lylim nods at Pedlar

11:56 OOC> Xanter orders a "mental-image-be-gone-pill"

11:56 OOC> Nerisha makes Xanter order 2

Quoteid: 876


[INFO] Xanter has left Lensmoor.

3:26 Turie OOCs 'Now it is time to plot the stealing of Xanter's piggies.'


4:19 OOC> Xanter peers... No turie.. my piggies are secure

4:19 Xanter OOCs 'oh darn.. she left'

Quoteid: 875

(Submitted by Mikaela)

Zaiden says to Lieta 'well your face -is- scary'

Lieta exclaims to Zaiden 'Well....your's is scarier!!'

Zaiden roomoocs 'i thought of something retarded'

Zaiden roomoocs 'fair warning'

Lieta roomoocs 'lol'

Zaiden exclaims to Lieta 'well im spell turning and youre attune! 
whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you!'

Quoteid: 874

(Snatched from Joshua's plan :-p)

Alaxstrasza (leader) clans 'someday I expect joshua to get into a terrible accident, and his
last "words" will be on lensmoor madly scribbled into his phone as he tries to call 911, but
just ends up spamming gossip instead..."

Quoteid: 873

(Submitted by Raselle)

4:40 Kendro tells you 'Oh my god, you're 69. Of all the characters on Lens 
to pick on for that, it would have to be you.'

Quoteid: 872

(Talking about the PK board)
(We all know I was the KING of PK!)
(Oh... and Alax needed a week to refill his bladder anyway!)


11:29 Alaxstrasza PKillers 'Look at it this way Lii...' 
 
11:29 Alaxstrasza PKillers 'Xanter, when he was an uber pk twink was mr big 
shot,  and i liked to annoy him, so i'd pee on him on a daily basis, then 
one day he killed  me.'
 
11:30 Alaxstrasza PKillers 'That gave him a week free of me peeing on him'
 
11:30 Alaxstrasza PKillers 'Thats a good thing.'

Quoteid: 871

(What I saw when I logged on for a sec to check something...)


7:35 Maenrom Newbiehelps (A) 'try "ex crack"'

7:36 Branmabon Newbiehelps (L) ''You see no crack here', meh'

7:36 Maenrom Newbiehelps (A) 'then there's no crack to use'

Quoteid: 870

(X) (small female human) Miss Chan is here, unintentionally revealing 
her secrets to everyone. 
 
Miss Chan says '...and then we had a romantic dinner, and spent the 
night together.'
 
Miss Chan says 'And my fiancee still thinks I was home that evening.'
 
Miss Chan gasps in astonishment.
 
Miss Chan exclaims 'I didn't mean to say that!'
 
Miss Chan sobs quietly in misery.

Quoteid: 869

5:16 Rhonwyn gossips (L) 'seductively strokes your horns.'

5:16 You OOC 'SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE'

5:16 Rhonwyn OOCs 'omg.. '

5:16 OOC> Zeet rofls

5:16 Seraphine OOCs '>__>'

5:16 Rhonwyn OOCs 'Go me!'

5:16 OOC> Xanter hugs rhonrhon lovingly

5:17 Zeet OOCs 'you gotta quote that xanter :p'

5:17 Rhonwyn OOCs 'okay first time in like 2 years, it was due.'

Quoteid: 868

3:56 OOC> Portallos rolls a shiny out past Orinn.

3:58 Portallos OOCs 'Ah, she must be sleeping. Quick. Steal her loot!'

3:58 OOC> Celick nods.

3:59 Celick OOCs 'already did.'

3:59 Pedlar OOCs 'she has to be sleeping, I havent got the usual pillowslammed at me yet'

3:59 Portallos OOCs 'Celick is very sneaky.'


The sounds of Celick's painful death at Orinn's claws can be heard around the world.


4:00 Celick OOCs 'yay!'

4:00 Celick OOCs 'I died.'

Quoteid: 867

(scary...)


Thelonius starts to sing, 'Raping the planet, ripping out her guts to make your money...'.
Theloius summons Al Gore with his song.

Quoteid: 866

8:53 Thelonius tells you '*piggiesounds* means NO! (Paid for by the Anti-Guinea Pig Lovers Council.)'

Quoteid: 865

(Brought to you by Valk-Chat)

11:52 Ereylen clans 'to the tune of the Mickey Mouse Club March...'

11:53 Ereylen clans 'Where's the party happening for geeks like you andme?
L-E-N-S-M-O O-R-M-U-D

On a Friday night I can tell you where I'll be 
L-E-N-S-M-O O-R-M-U-D'

11:54 Ereylen clans 'Lensmoor mud, Lensmoor mud
It's the best place to spend a Friday night!'

11:54 Ereylen clans 'So come on in, have a seat, enjoy some RP
L-E-N-S-M-O O-R-M-U-D!'

11:55 Clan> Ereylen wears her GEEK label proudly

Quoteid: 864

(I'm scared....)


9:54 Itarielle clans 'You're all FIRED.'
9:54 Itarielle clans 'akjsghsjkdhgsdjkhgjksdhgsdhkjdshgksdh'
9:54 Itarielle clans 'cow'
9:54 Itarielle clans 'chicken'
9:54 Cathryn clans 'hehe'
9:54 Itarielle clans 'YOU BET.'
9:54 Itarielle clans 'Ok, nighty chickadees.'
9:54 Itarielle clans 'Haha!'
[INFO] Itarielle has left Lensmoor.
9:54 Cathryn clans 'no more caffeine for you'
[INFO] Itarielle has returned to Lensmoor.
9:55 Clan> Ereylen grins.
9:55 Itarielle clans 'Just kidding.'
9:55 Itarielle clans 'OR AM I.'
[INFO] Itarielle has left Lensmoor.
[INFO] Itarielle has returned to Lensmoor.
9:55 Itarielle clans 'Ok. For real now.'
9:55 Itarielle clans 'Goodnight.'
9:55 Clan> Ereylen revokes Itari's caffiene privledges.
[INFO] Itarielle has left Lensmoor.
9:55 Cathryn clans 'lo'
9:55 Cathryn clans 'lol'
9:55 Cathryn clans 'im going to revoke her breathing priveledges'

Quoteid: 863


12:52 OOC> XXX molests the unexpecting sleeping child in the tub.

12:52 XXX OOCs 'MT'

12:52 Alaxstrasza OOCs '...'

12:52 Loodle OOCs 'Obviously.'

12:52 OOC> Ella facepalms.

12:52 Seth OOCs 'oy'

12:52 XXX OOCs 'oh god, i really want to explain'

12:52 Ella OOCs 'you may need to :P'

12:52 Seth OOCs 'please don't'

12:52 XXX OOCs 'but i wont'

12:52 OOC> Nolan would really rather you didn't.

12:52 OOC> Ella refers to imms :P

Quoteid: 862

12:20 Group> Lhina grins. That should be my next weapon set.. Dual 
wielded daggers detailed as pompoms :p'

Quoteid: 861

(Submitted by Echa)

6:32 ***** tells the group 'oh thurston and lii retarded'

6:32 ***** tells the group 'i mean, remorted, sorry'

Quoteid: 860

(Heh, glad I'm not alone...)

5:58 Slog OOCs 'anyone else ever go to reply to someone in an IM prog, 
and accidentally type reply before what they said?'

5:58 Kelen OOCs 'yes'

5:58 Slog OOCs 'and she doesn't play muds so it was akward to explain'

6:00 Azshanna OOCs 'about 8 years ago I was at a boyfriends house (he 
also mudded) and I said "say Hey I was thinking"... and we just stared 
at one another before we died laughing'

6:00 Vyers OOCs 'arq and i have similar moments, azshanna :D'

6:00 OOC> Azshanna didn't even try to pretend it was really "Say, I was 
thinking!" because he knew I'd just slipped into mud talk verbally lol

6:00 Azshanna OOCs 'heh'

Quoteid: 859

(I love you Jeredin :D)


11:49 OOC> Jeredin inserts a new voice in Nikki's head...one which hates feet :P

Quoteid: 858

8:32 Jeredin OOCs 'sigh, people have no idea how good they've had it on gossip since I was set mute...'

8:33 Arawn OOCs 'hahaha'

8:33 Qaz OOCs 'lol'

Quoteid: 857

12:13 Turie OOCs 'Wow.  A 2 year old left at Wal-mart with a note on him.'

12:13 Turie OOCs 'That is just plain wrong.'

12:13 Qaz OOCs 'That stuff happends every day, I feel fortunate it wasn't me.'

12:13 Xasora OOCs 'It may be wrong, but it's a heck of a lot better than 
has happened to other kids.'

12:13 OOC> Turie nods.

12:14 Xasora OOCs 'At least now, the kid can be placed into a foster 
home and possibly adopted to a family who *wants* him.'


12:14 Qaz tells you 'I would've dropped me off at walmart with a note. 
(i'm so going to hell for that)'

12:14 Turie OOCs 'I am after this might be a sign of things to come in 
the next few years.'

Quoteid: 856

(Seems Alax is moving up in the world :-p)



7:45 OOC> Alaxstrasza sniffles at never getting status for being a good demon T_T

7:45 OOC> Kalyia has the same problem.

7:45 Kadriye OOCs 'Sigh.'

7:45 Zeet OOCs 'blame arawn for that then ;)'

7:46 Kalyia OOCs 'Why?'

7:46 Zeet OOCs 'not getting status I mean (what alax was saying) since alax is the
primary evil god and all that, and alax is his follower.'

7:46 Zeet OOCs 'just saying :p'

7:46 Zeet OOCs 'errr.'

7:46 OOC> Ffarrek waits with bated breath!

7:46 Joshua OOCs 'Butchered!'

7:46 Leorahi OOCs 'Alax is the primary evil god?'

7:47 Zeet OOCs 'arawn not alax :p'

Quoteid: 855

(Submitted by Thurston)


11:47 Xanter OOCs 'one of them has a tendency to crawl under my shirt and nibble on me' 

11:47 Hana OOCs 'Ew..' 

11:47 Xanter OOCs 'I'm thinking of naming her Riana :-p' 

11:47 Lii OOCs 'your so very naughty' 

11:47 Echa OOCs 'Nice.' 

11:47 Echa OOCs 'Very nice.' 

11:47 You OOC 'Sounds appropriate.' 

11:48 Portallos OOCs 'Sounds like wishful thinking.' 

11:48 OOC> Thurston grins, "The closest he can get is a guinea pig?" 

11:48 Xanter OOCs '...' 

11:48 Hana OOCs 'Hey now.. X-xanter.. is a lady's man, he just turns them all down. Leave him alone.' 

11:49 Jinny OOCs 'yea, he's just too sexy' 

11:49 Echa OOCs 'He's turned me down three times now. :(' 

11:49 Xanter OOCs 'I have? >.<' 

11:49 Jinny OOCs '4 times here' 

11:49 OOC> Rhonwyn lost count 

11:49 Hana OOCs 'Shoot, 7 here.' 

11:49 Xanter OOCs 'oh right, my other personality' 

Quoteid: 854

8:47 Celick PKillers 'anyone wanna spar?'

8:47 Arawn PKillers 'sure'

8:47 Celick PKillers 'yay!'

Quoteid: 853


(Red Aura) (Glowing) (Humming) Some dirty underwear lies crumpled on the ground.
 
look underwear
Stained and holey and very smelly, these underwear are in need of washing. 
Now. 
 
get underwear
You get your dirty underwear.
Oh the horror!
 
You faint.

(Submitter forgot to score the last ones due to writing the note..)

Your dirty underwear crumbles to dust.

Quoteid: 852

2:37 OOC> Xanter has cheezeburger!

2:37 OOC> Indra steals

2:37 Personal> Dralia steals your cheeseburger

2:38 To Dralia> Xanter cooks you one :-p


[INFO] All hail cheezburgerXanter!


2:38 Azshanna OOCs 'yay!'

2:38 OOC> Asphar bows and prostrates.

2:38 You OOC ':D:D:D'

Quoteid: 851


[Note 215/216]
To:      xanter
From:    Santer
Subject: OMG
Date:    Wed Jun 11 16:38:12 2008
===========================================================================
You are so my hero! I want to be just like you when I grow up. Can I be 
your apprentice?


11:46 You tell Santer '..'

11:46 Santer tells you 'Hero!'

11:50 Santer tells you ':D'

11:51 Santer tells you 'your indiference makes me sad.  so sad.'

11:51 Santer tells you 'there is only one way out for me'

11:51 Santer tells you 'hopes you're happy'

11:51 To Santer> Xanter patpats

Quoteid: 850



Celick utters the words, 'Instant Disconnect'
Linkdeath has claimed you all.

Quoteid: 849

6:29 Deo tells you 'breast'

6:29 Deo tells you 'eep!!! mis'

6:29 Deo tells you 'rep is short for reply, not repair, right!'

6:29 To Deo> Ereylen giggles. 'apparently'

6:30 Deo tells you 'breast'

6:30 Deo tells you 'eeeep'

6:30 To Deo> Ereylen rofls

Quoteid: 848

(And people call -me- nuts...)

9:42 Turie OOCs 'Xanter's life quote..... Of course I've been up all night! Not because of caffeine, it was
insomnia. I couldn't stop thinking about coffee. I need a nap. Coffee time!  '
9:42 OOC> Victor lols
9:44 Turie OOCs 'I think that fits Xanter perfectly.  But I think there is something missing.'
9:44 Turie OOCs 'Something about the piggies.'
9:44 Victor OOCs '...No, piggie, coffee isn't for you!'
9:44 Victor OOCs 'how about that?'
9:45 Turie OOCs 'nah.'
9:45 Turie OOCs 'Coffee make piggie go xoom xoom around the room.'
9:45 OOC> Bolzanalt wonders who is saving this for Xanter's quote page..
9:45 Turie OOCs 'no one is bothering.'
9:45 Carlin OOCs 'oh yea?'

Quoteid: 847

12:53 You OOC 'suggestions for food that does not need chewing?'

12:54 Xasora OOCs 'pudding'
12:54 Shek OOCs 'Shakes'
12:54 Lylim OOCs 'ice cream'
12:54 Xasora OOCs 'some soups'
12:54 Lylim OOCs 'don't tell me you're to lazy to chew Xanter...'
12:54 Ezgadol OOCs 'Steak!'

12:54 You OOC 'I had two teeth pulled lylim'

12:55 You OOC 'one on each side'

12:55 Xasora OOCs 'ew'

12:55 Lylim OOCs 'ouch that doesn't sound very nice'

12:55 Xasora OOCs 'i'd recommend soups, like cheddar broccoli.'

12:55 Lylim OOCs 'yeah no icea creams or dairy products then'

12:55 You OOC 'genetic thing. was born without real teeth there so the 
teeth that came out were baby teeth or whatever you call em'

12:55 You OOC '20th of june marks the day I turn part mechanical as I 
will have titanium screws put in place'

12:56 Ezgadol OOCs 'Woohoo, that's my birthday!'

12:56 You OOC 'sure as hell isnt mine :-p'

12:56 You OOC 'close to 7k USD in expenses'

12:56 Ezgadol OOCs 'Hehe, I'm serious :-)'

12:56 Lylim OOCs 'I've already got titanium screws'


Part Man. Part Machine. He is MechaXanter, and he has come here from the 
future for one thing, and one thing only.
CRAFTING.



12:57 OOC> Xanter cackles!

12:57 OOC> Lylim laughs

Quoteid: 846


3:09 Irys tells the group 'So you'll wax me, but you won't do me?!' 
 
3:10 Razgriz tells the group 'Im a 23 year old studly male, ill do a wet 
glove if it lays just right'

Quoteid: 845

(what the hell?)


[INFO] Xanter has become a Hero!

My hero at least.....

Quoteid: 844


9:24 Gossip (L) Giselle grins mischievously. 'I don't suppose anyone could teach me to bloodbath?'

9:24 Alaxstrasza gossips (L) 'Well, do you know how to bathe?'

9:25 Gossip (L) Giselle smirks. 'I don't know.. would you like to smell my feet to find out?'

9:25 Alaxstrasza gossips (L) 'If you don't know, then its certainly not a risk i'd be inclinded to take, no.'


9:26 You tell Alaxstrasza 'thank god nikki isnt online...'

9:26 Alaxstrasza tells you 'hahahahaa'

Quoteid: 843

[Note 554/555]
To:      Xanter
From:    Riana
Subject: ...
Date:    Tue Apr  1 23:53:22 2008
===========================================================================
If there's anything scarier in this entire universe, I can't even 
conceptualize it..
 
Pedia 
Child of Pedlar and Pedlar
Created: Tue Apr  1 17:14:05 2008
Birthday: The day of Worship, 13th of the Month of the Dog, Year 324.
Race: quickling  Sex: female  Age: 7  Level: 1
Rp: 0  Kills: 0  Deaths: 0
Player Kills: 0  Player Deaths: 0 - FULL PK only
Email: 
Url: 
Plan: NOT SET
Playing since: Tue Apr  1 23:51:07 2008
Idle time: 1

Quoteid: 842

PKiller> Kraevyn ponders, 'Killian, bolgar, kaervas, Kalyia, Malog. That's enough potential
   codpeices for an Algolian boyband o.o'

Quoteid: 841

12:00 Kirashi tells the group 'your momma so fat, when we quest with her 
there ain't any room to attack!'

Quoteid: 840


11:57 Callador OOCs 'you'r still a virgin, even when you shake more then 2times'

11:57 Kirashi OOCs 'LOL'

11:57 Callador OOCs '...'

11:58 Kirashi OOCs 'yay miss tells :D'

11:58 Callador OOCs 'no one noticed, hihi'

11:58 Callador OOCs 'damnit!'

11:58 Kirashi OOCs 'ahahaha'

Quoteid: 839

(I'm scared...)


8:13 Aradrax clans 'hahahahahaha'
 
8:13 You clan 'huh? :p'
 
8:13 Aradrax clans 'my daughter just peed in my wife's mouth'
 
8:13 You clan 'Nice. What she gets'

Quoteid: 838

(restore)

"Hi. I'm a generic goblin, and I'm a mob on Lensmoor. I depend on 
Lensmoor to keep a roof over my family's head. When you illegally 
download Lensmoor, you're not just hurting those uppity imms who deserve 
it."


"You're hurting us, the common mobs who make Lensmoor what it is. 
Please, don't pirate Lensmoor."

Quoteid: 837

11:53 You OOC 'EEeeeeverybody loooves magical trevor 'cause the tricks 
that he does are eeever so cleeeever!'

11:54 OOC> Zeet peers.

11:54 Zeet OOCs 'whats that from? :p'

11:54 Morganor OOCs 'Look at him now, dissapearing a cow?'

11:54 Sue (leader) clans 'trevor!'

11:54 Lii OOCs 'Xanter stay off Soy Sauce.'

11:54 You OOC 'http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/magical+trevor/'

11:54 OOC> Hawthorne hides his soy sauce innocently.

11:54 Irys OOCs 'o.O'

11:55 Irys OOCs 'Bwahaha.'




Lightning strikes Xanter. Over and over and over.

Quoteid: 836

(Submitted by Soletta)

You worshipper 'Lo Lylim' 
 
Lylim worshippers 'yo yo yo' 
 
Soletta pelts Lylim with pimp cups. 
 
Lylim worshippers 'what??? YEA!!!' 
 
Lylim worshippers 'OKAY!' 
 
Worshipper> Miphut pulls out the pimp-o-death and takes a swing at Lylim. 
 
Lylim worshippers 'Oh YEah!' 
 
Lylim worshippers 'do you like to give yourself a stranger?' 
 
Miphut worshippers 'You been pimping yourself again?' 
 
You worshipper 'do you like to speak English?' 
 
Lylim worshippers 'sometimws when I'm home alone... I like to sit on my 
hand til it goes numb then I masturbate I call that a stranger, do you like 
to give yourself a stranger?' 
 
Lylim worshippers 'sorry just got done watching the Chapelle show' 
 
You worshipper 'what' 
 
You worshipper 'the'

Zeet worshippers 'oooooookay :p' 
 
Miphut worshippers 'He is trying to talk ebonic or ghetto which is a poor 
excuse in his want to be lingo.'
 
You worshipper 'fark'
 
Worshipper> Lylim was raised in the ghetto of Mississippi
 
Worshipper> Soletta is going to send this to the ghetto of Lensquote
 
Zeet worshippers 'indeed ;)'
 
Worshipper> Lylim sings From the ghetto!!

Quoteid: 835


Darak tells you 'track cock
You find tracks leading north. :('

Quoteid: 834

(Submitted by Raselle)

8:33 Goliam OOCs 'Thats a good advert for TMC really... I missed the 
birth of my first child due to Lensmoor. Check out why. Lensmoor.org 3500 :D'

Quoteid: 833

(Submitted by Qaz)

Delacroix OOCs 'You say homosexual, I say continental...'

Quoteid: 832

7:24 Qaz OOCs 'IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'
7:24 Alaxstrasza OOCs '...'
7:24 Someone OOCs 'don't spam.'
7:24 Qaz OOCs 'have become, comfortably dumb.'
7:24 Qaz OOCs 'er, numb'
7:24 Aradrax OOCs 'nope'
7:24 Qaz OOCs '>>'
7:24 Aradrax OOCs 'you said it right first time'
7:24 Kaervas OOCs 'That's not spamming, it's the intro to Jose 
Jalapeno's song ;)'
7:24 Darak OOCs 'You disgrace Floyd'
7:24 Qaz OOCs 'nevar!'
7:25 Alaxstrasza OOCs 'mmm, freudian slip'
7:25 Qaz OOCs ':('

Quoteid: 831

(restore)

For every typo you make, a fairy bursts into falmes.


... oops

Quoteid: 830


Azengard utters the words, 'create rose'.
Azengard has created a beautiful red rose.

Azengard starts to detail a rose.

Azengard finishes detailing a rose.
Azengard has started writing something.

Azengard has finished writing something.

Azengard looks at his lml test.

Azengard drops lml test.

Azengard junks lml test.

Azengard utters the words, 'create rose'.
Azengard has created a beautiful red rose.


Azengard starts to detail a rose.

Azengard finishes detailing a rose.
Azengard has started writing something.

Azengard has finished writing something.

Azengard looks at his lml test.

Azengard drops lml test.

Azengard junks lml test.


Azengard says to you 'I fail at life.'

Quoteid: 829

5:02 Cynosure OOCs 'My sisters 5 kids love me...they call me uncle jungle gym.'

5:02 OOC> Endeara giggles

5:02 OOC> Xanter isnt going to comment

5:02 Damzel OOCs 'ah so you have your uses'

5:02 Foxglove OOCs 'I refuse to swing from your monkey bar'

Quoteid: 828


8:26 OOC> Eeva is so trying to type one-handed. Sorry!

8:26 Alaxstrasza OOCs 'oh my...'

8:26 Hawthorne OOCs '... ok ...'

8:26 OOC> Caradryan whaps Alax.

8:26 OOC> Eeva mutters. Yea.

Quoteid: 827


4:07 OOC> Morganor is happy that women prefer things that does not give 
them hair on their chests.

4:07 Ehlsey OOCs '...'

4:07 Ehlsey OOCs 'man did I ever come in at the wrong time'

Quoteid: 826


9:39 OOC> Delacroix bitch slaps Shek.

9:39 Delacroix OOCs 'Err... miss.'

9:39 OOC> Zeet rofls

9:39 Delacroix OOCs 'Sorry. :/'

9:40 Delacroix OOCs 'But he did say he was singing soljah boy on clan, 
so I'm sure everyone would agree with the sentiment...'

9:41 OOC> Matreya rolls up a newspaper.

9:41 Lii OOCs 'silly angel, a slap just won't do, use a paddle.'

9:41 OOC> Delacroix hides in his corner.

9:42 OOC> Delacroix shuffles over to Matreya with big puppy dog eyes and 
licks her cheek affectionately.

9:42 OOC> Shek readies the twelve guage

Quoteid: 825

[Note 483/498]
To:      Xanter
From:    Ekard
Subject: Made me giggle.
Date:    Tue Jul 31 08:50:56 2007
===========================================================================
11:49 A raven Newbiehelps (N) 'how do i stop inhabiting?'

Quoteid: 824


[Note 455/498]
To:      xanter
From:    Crin
Subject: weeeeee
Date:    Mon Jul 30 19:07:24 2007
===========================================================================
So i'm drunk it's my birthday and I see this in a perverted state...
Pelucir gossips (L) 'I do apologize for...grabbing your meat muffins.'
 
hahahahah

Quoteid: 823



2:34 Sela OOCs 'It's interesting that all of the races are humanoid, even ents.'
 
2:34 Sela OOCs '(Starting races, not remorts)'
 
2:35 OOC> Joy nods.

 2:35 Durm OOCs 'Ents aren't humanoid'
 
2:35 Foxglove OOCs 'why wood they be?'
 
2:35 OOC> Joy facepalms.

Quoteid: 822



Shaquana bounces onto Ichiro's lap and wiggles about. 
 
Shaquana thinks deeply. 
 
Shaquana roomoocs 'how do you work the balls?' 
 
Thelonius roomoocs 'um, well...' 

Quoteid: 821

(global quests are fun!)

12:57 Sindastnya Newbiehelps (L) 'Lol. Hey, i found a walmart at the bottom of a sinkhole...'

Quoteid: 820

10:46 Xanter OOCs 'Bwhahahah'

10:47 Zeet OOCs '?'

10:47 Xanter OOCs 'Amy Winehouse got a fine for drug possesion in norway 
and now cant get a visa to the US :-p'

10:47 Xanter OOCs 'so she cant go to awardshows there *giggles*'

10:47 Caradryan OOCs 'She should have gone to rehab...'

10:47 Zeet OOCs '<.<'

10:48 Indra OOCs 'no no no'

10:48 Indra OOCs ';)'

Quoteid: 819

(And they say -I- am a perv...)

10:56 OOC> Xanter would love to log on to carrying a 1000 pound couch :-p

10:56 OOC> Zeet lols

10:56 Tatts OOCs 'so your could die?!?!?'

10:56 Morganor OOCs 'Be careful what you wish for. :P'


10:56 Soletta tells you 'in which orifice :p'


10:56 OOC> Tatts might just be able to make it so!

Quoteid: 818


12:31 Tazzy OOCs 'great, Lens meets Real Life'

12:31 Tazzy OOCs 'A nagging mother asks 'When am I going to have grandchildren?''

Quoteid: 817

(Restore)


Dorjan sweeps you into his arms, looks deeply into your eyes, and 
serenades you with 80's songs.

Quoteid: 816

(Submitted by Anahstacia)

A new era of lensquotes has begun... Thinking!


Laiya looks at Qaz.

Laiya thinks 'that dragon has a giant ass'

Quoteid: 815

(Submitted by Anahstacia of course)

Crin clans 'Aliased his battlecry to be spoon...' 
 
You clan 'ROFL - Mine is 'For the pink bunnies everywhere..!!!'' 
 
Crin clans 'Oh god xanter would hump your leg is he saw that...' 

Quoteid: 814

(Submitted by Zeet)

It should come as no surprise that this is a long quote :-p



This I call "Lensmoor Stoners" ;)
 
OOC> Syankim laughs as he sees that Stoners Tae Kwan Do is closed tonight due
to the weather....That name is just wrong.

Someone OOCs 'Dude, that's just like, your opinion, man.'

Syankim OOCs 'Ouch, such a mean Imm'

Someone OOCs 'Text doesn't convey trying to sound like a stoner too well Iguess D:'

Syankim OOCs 'Yeah, dude, like umm how were we supposed to kick that board'

Miphut OOCs 'Text does not convey vocal at all.'

Tatts OOCs 'totally dude'

Tatts OOCs 'that was so totally torque'

Miphut OOCs 'Sweet....Dude.....Sweet.....Dude.....'

Tatts OOCs 'WHAT DOES MINE SAY????'

Joy OOCs 'Whoa, man.. that's like... the coolest thing.. I've ever seen.'

Prienna OOCs 'It says you're shouting.'

Tatts OOCs 'radical'

Joy OOCs '... Dude.. it's.. like... water. Going down.. like.. a hole.'

OOC> Thurston blinks slowly, "It's... not coming back..."

Tatts OOCs 'man I'm gonna go down that hole and get that water back man'

Joy OOCs 'See, dude!... Coolest.. thing.. like, ever.'

Syankim OOCs 'See what I started.'

Thurston OOCs 'But... like... what if you don't come back, man?'

Eeva OOCs 'You're evil.. o.O'

Thurston OOCs 'Because... because the -water- doesn't come back.'

Joy OOCs 'That's alright, man... we forgive you, man.'

OOC> Tatts nods slowly at Syankim 'chill Sy-man you know you wanna join us'

OOC> Zeet just stares .... perhaps this should go to chat <.<, or umm,somewhere else (pg13 and all that) :p


Tatts tells you 'man you're killing my vibe dude'

Personal> Eeva bows.

Tatts tells you 'okay.. that was more surfer but meh'

To Tatts> Zeet is teh vibe killah! ;)

Joy OOCs 'Chat is, like... a state of mind... we're -all- in chat, man... andchat is in us. In all of us.'

OOC> Zeet rofls

You OOC 'someone needs to quote this :p'

[100%|100%|100%]
[328/400][100] [ 91] Shek         [ 91] Joy          [ 91] Graelik      
[AFK]
Ilori       
*[ 91] Zaeralm     *[ 91] Zeet         [ 91] Ichiro       [ 91] Syankim     
*[ 91] Aradrax      [ 90] Prienna      [ 89] Miari        [ 89] Pichi       
 [ 85] Dion         [ 84] Thurston     [AFK] Laiya        [ 69] Miphut      
 [ 65] Maire        [ 56] Anaras       [ 52] Geoffrey     [AFK] Syciec      
 [ 42] Eeva         [AFK] Seishirou    [  1] Machair      [NV1] Shurik      
Players found: 24/32
Most on since last reboot: 66
[100%|100%|100%]
[328/400][100]

OOC> Thurston catches the vibe...

Tatts OOCs 'Just like Orinn man, she's in everyone'

Joy OOCs 'Zeet.. don't you dare.'

OOC> Zeet grins wickedly ;)

Tatts OOCs 'no man.... quoting is a state of despair dude... we need to come p
with our own like stuff'

Eeva OOCs 'That's the great thing.. I hear he's a daring guy :)'

Quoteid: 813


Eladar roomoocs 'Behold! I am the != contraceptive!'

Quoteid: 812

10:45 Aradrax OOCs 'celick your as useless as a Poop flavored lollipop you phanny boi.'

10:45 OOC> Aradrax pushes it to clan chat

10:46 Celick OOCs 'rofl'

10:46 Celick OOCs 'er r0fl'

Quoteid: 811

5:18 Keb chats (397) 'It could be Lensmoor.'

5:18 Elisa chats (397) 'Or just Keb.'

5:18 Elisa chats (397) 'He makes -me- sick. :P'

5:18 Alaxstrasza chats (397) 'Of course he does, he's just kem with a 
cold.  He's probably contagious >.>'

5:19 Chat 397> Keb resents being compared to Kem

Quoteid: 810

(Submitted by multiple people strangely enough...)


Khale tells you '1, 2, 3, 4...i declare a thumb war... 5, 6, 7, 8, i used 
this hand to masturbate' 
 
Personal> Khale just saw that and thought it was GREAT - gonna get 'em at 
work when they try to 'thumb war' again 

Quoteid: 809


10:13 Lylim OOCs 'okay that's weird...'

10:13 Hawthorne OOCs 'Hmm?'

10:13 Lylim OOCs 'my mana just went from 37% to 100%'

10:13 Raselle OOCs 'Thongs are supposed to fit that way, Lylim.'

10:14 OOC> Raselle snaps.

Quoteid: 808

You feel a slight tremor.

The earth trembles.

The earth stops shaking.

Now storing tells.
The earth trembles.
The earth stops shaking.
Now storing tells.

7:10 Arawn OOCs 'ooops'

Quoteid: 807

Thelonius OOCs 'New PK technique. c 'salmon power' ;mate '

Quoteid: 806


12:39 Indra OOCs 'Lii...Wii's better looking cousin.'

Quoteid: 805

6:47 Gossip (L) Xanter peers out from the Artificer clanhall

6:49 Azengard gossips (L) 'Don't do that! You'll lose an eye! It's safe in here!'

6:49 Gossip (L) Lylim gets his sack ready in case Xanter comes out

Quoteid: 804

Raen tells you 'there should be a strippers in lensmoor hahaha'

You tell Raen 'You're chaotic, gossip for fine males, to come disrobe.'

Raen gossips (L) 'any eligable bachlors want to disrobe for us?'



Is that desperation you smell?

Quoteid: 803


12:59 Raen gossips (L) 'Don't touch me!'

12:59 Turie gossips (L) 'You been touch by an angel.'

1:00 Raen gossips (L) 'Umm no'

1:00 Raen gossips (L) 'Touched by a troll :('

1:00 Aradrax gossips (L) 'FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME.'

Quoteid: 802

(We should remind him he said this around mid june :-p)
(Said in january)

6:43 Carlin clans 'lord, I am really surprised that I am even thinking 
this, let alone saying it. Get back here, summer heat!'

Quoteid: 801

(Submitted by Droof)

***** tells you '    etc'

Quoteid: 800


Testpkguy walks in from the west.

Testpkguy utters the words, 'bar room' 
Shotglasses appear in you hands.



9:31 OOC> Raselle twitches.

Quoteid: 799


OOC> Sergei hides the bong, the booze, and Killians underwear.
 
Rhonwyn OOCs 'killian wears underwear?'
 
Sergei OOCs 'Not anymore.'

Quoteid: 798


*removed at Arawn's request*

Quoteid: 797



6:16 Arawn OOCs 'I'm Rock, Scissors are balanced, nerf paper please.'

6:16 Kirashi OOCs 'LOL'

6:17 Arawn OOCs 'and on that note - afk'

Quoteid: 796

(Submitted by Anahstacia)

Kaliya gossips (L) 'Come to my house Rhonwyn'

Rhonwyn gossips (L) 'And leave the party?'

Skiiy gossips (L) 'Don't go, it's a trap!'

New PK 1> PK poster: Rhonwyn is on the PK board.
[INFO] Rhonwyn has been slaughtered.

Skiiy OOCs 'Oh my God, it actually was a trap!'

Lylim OOCs 'you were right for a change...'

Deican OOCs 'Hehe'

Quoteid: 795

3:10 Joshua OOCs '#1 reason I don't have a small dog...I hear something 
fall into the sink or bathtub upstairs, first thing I think is my 8 foot 
boa got out of his closet. -.-'

3:10 OOC> Sela snickers.

3:10 Monika OOCs 'your boa has a closet? o.o'

3:10 Khale OOCs '...'

3:10 Ruto OOCs 'omg, gutter mind'

3:10 OOC> Monika tickles ruto o.o

3:10 OOC> Xanter hugs Ruto

Quoteid: 794

(talking about Stargate Worlds)


2:07 Zhel OOCs 'You're extremely cool Ozru. Although i guess you knew that.'

2:07 Ozru OOCs 'The only date I can give you is the one in the MGM promo stuff: Fall 2008'

2:08 OOC> Killian gonna build a time machine to get a good hands on preview

2:08 Ozru OOCs 'I have a really cool wife too.  Christmas present for 
her this year was something she's been asking for for a while: a raid 
fileserver'

Quoteid: 793

(someone call child services or something...)

9:02 Sela OOCs 'wow... asher is smart.  He went over to bedroom 
computer, pushed open the cd drive, grabbed a cd from the floor, put it 
in, and closed the cd drive.'

9:02 Shek OOCs 'Please God let that child learn sports...'

9:02 Delacroix OOCs 'He's been fascinated with that drive for awile.'

9:03 Delacroix OOCs 'Not a chance, Shek... hahahaha'

9:03 OOC> Shek fears for that kid's future sexlife with the stories you guys tel :P

9:03 OOC> Sela grins.

9:03 Delacroix OOCs 'I have $50 an hour waiting for him when he's 4 or 5...'

9:03 Sela OOCs 'He's already got like 4 girlfriends!'

Quoteid: 792

(Submitted by Dran)

You ask Seragon 'just out of curiousity, has an imm been assigned to my title quest?' 

Personal> Seragon searches
 
Seragon tells you 'yup!'
 
Seragon tells you 'just the holidays so everyone is busy/away'
 
To Seragon> Dran nods
 
Seragon tells you 'but you got a questor who actually does work ;)'
 
You ask Seragon 'who?'
 
Seragon tells you 'not me!'

Quoteid: 791

(Scary...)


2:48 Xasora OOCs 'Spaying the cats seems to have made them much more affectionate ;)  Matreya used 
to be sooo mean, and now she's all loving and purring.'
2:49 OOC> Monika giggles
2:51 Keb OOCs 'You've got a cat named Matreya?'
2:51 Xasora OOCs 'Yep.  And one named Nyiema.'
2:51 Azucoca OOCs 'hahaha. '
2:51 Azucoca OOCs 'nice.'
2:51 Keb OOCs 'You're odd.'
2:51 Xanter OOCs 'in oh so many ways'
2:51 Xasora OOCs 'Jason suggested the names!'
2:51 Xasora OOCs 'Or at least, he suggested Nyiema.  ;)'
2:51 Xasora OOCs 'Nyiema-the-cat is a lot like the goddess, spends most of her time curled up
somewhere licking herself clean.'
2:51 Xasora OOCs 'She's also the center of attention.'
2:52 OOC> Azucoca chuckles.
2:52 Xanter OOCs 'consider yourself quoted out of context'
2:52 OOC> Xanter innos
2:52 Azucoca OOCs 'rofl rofl rofl.'
2:52 Xasora OOCs 'Matreya-the-cat likes to hide in corners, then attacks anything that goes by.'
2:52 Xasora OOCs 'She's also black, and runs super fast ;)'

Quoteid: 790


2:51 Xasora OOCs 'Nyiema-the-cat is a lot like the goddess, spends most 
of her time curled up somewhere licking herself clean.'

Quoteid: 789

People scare me...

9:05 Ezraela tells you 'floats like a butterfly! stings when you pee! 
his pants are small! but very com-fee!'

Quoteid: 788

10:59 Khale OOCs 'cat just upchucked...'

10:59 Khale OOCs 'the way she was sitting we couldn't see if she had or not'

10:59 Khale OOCs 'i get up to investigate and clean up if necessary'

11:00 Khale OOCs 'i see a large pile of puke and my stomach flip flopped'

11:00 OOC> Khale's girlfriend laughed :(

11:01 OOC> Nolan gasps. Girlfriend?

11:04 Nolan OOCs 'wow, 5 different people all commented on Khale's girlfriend being inflatable.'

Quoteid: 787

Why "americans" are hated many places in the world... (really the subset 
'christian fundamentalist' but people overgeneralize)
(yes, those quotes are meant to be there to point out that I'm not 
considering this to be the usual american viewpoint)


(Talking about debugging a crashing/locking application issue)

1:57 You OOC 'Aaand there we go'

1:58 You OOC 'Aaah hell, it is a hardware issue...  meeeh'

1:58 Dion OOCs 'lauguage, please'

2:00 You OOC 'huh?'

2:00 Dion OOCs 'the word after aaah = bad'

2:00 You OOC 'it is?..'

2:01 Dion OOCs 'yep'

2:01 You OOC 'what would you call the bad part of the afterlife then?'

2:01 Killian OOCs 'LA'

2:02 Dion OOCs 'dont know, but probably not a good word to use on public 
channel of game which is pg-13'

2:02 You OOC 'guess "heaven" should be banned too then?'

2:02 Dion OOCs 'nope'

2:02 You OOC 'why not?'

2:02 Doko OOCs 'Yeah, seems feasible'

2:02 You OOC 'heaven and hell?'

2:02 Dion OOCs 'you are just being difficult now'

2:02 You OOC 'actually you are'

2:03 Dion OOCs 'you werent talking about afterlife earlier'

2:03 OOC> Darby is so pure, both of you bicker in tells :P

2:03 Doko OOCs 'Pretty sure forcing others to adopt your religious 
beliefs is frowned upon too'

2:03 Someone OOCs 'Guys, that's enough. Really.'

2:04 You OOC 'yes, I was making a reference to the afterlife. IE, the 
application I debug is a nasty piece of work'

2:04 OOC> Doko agrees.

2:04 You OOC 'but yeah, I'll go back to work'

Quoteid: 786

So wrong...


10:40 Yanac tells you 'You get ass from the corpse of Zaq.'

Quoteid: 785

(whops?)

5:01 Shaquana clans 'yay! I get to play with the orcs already!'
 
[INFO] Shaquana has been slaughtered.
5:02 Shaquana clans 'al;kdjfdkfjadkfj'

Quoteid: 784


Mawriece has revoked your ability to use channels.

No one can hear your screams now.

Quoteid: 783

[INFO] Asphar has returned to Antrippa.

3:07 Someone OOCs 'Asphar, eh? Hm, I wouldn't trust him Asphar as I could throw him!'

3:08 OOC> Minky snickers

3:08 OOC> Asphar scolds you for being less than creative.

Quoteid: 782

(The strange questions I get late at night...)



6:58 Lylim tells you 'Crin was wondering if your blow up doll has floppy ears...'

Quoteid: 781

3:29 You OOC 'the ipod touch is so freaking expensive >.<'

3:29 Killian OOCs 'I get them free'

3:29 Thurston OOCs 'Didn't cost me anything.'

3:29 You OOC '450$ for a portable music player is a tad much'

3:29 OOC> Thurston didn't buy one.

3:30 Killian OOCs 'I realized the tag says suggested retail price'

3:30 Killian OOCs 'so I suggest my own and run away'

Quoteid: 780

(Why I idle so much...)

4:34 OOC> Xasora makes a wish!
[AFK] 
4:34 OOC> Thurston dances around in a thong!
[AFK] 
4:35 Lii OOCs 'oh my goddess....'
[AFK] 
4:35 OOC> Thurston points at Xasora!  "She made me do it!"
[AFK] 
4:35 Sebastian OOCs 'No, that mwas MY wish ;)'
[AFK] 
4:35 Sudeva OOCs 'Weird.'
[AFK] 
4:35 Lii OOCs 'very very naughty'



4:36 You OOC 'you people scare me'

4:36 OOC> Xasora's wish was to see Sudeva dancing around in a thong :(




4:36 Sudeva OOCs 'o____O'

Quoteid: 779


9:54 Xasora OOCs 'Matreya-the-cat is chasing after Nyiema-the-cat. :(  
Biting and scratching her.  Poor Nyiema.'

9:54 Xasora OOCs 'I think they're just playing, but Nyiema is losing the fight.'


9:55 Yanac OOCs 'Lolcats, Lensmoor edition.'

9:56 Yanac OOCs 'I can haz hero cookiez?'

Quoteid: 778

Someone drops the head of Dancing Shiva.


Someone looks around and whistles innocently.




[Exits: north south west]
     The head of Dancing Shiva: AKA Xanter's love puppet.

Quoteid: 777

7:43 You ask *** 'Think anyone would mind if I put a hit on nikki?'
7:47 *** tells you 'not at all :)'
7:48 *** tells you 'Seems like she has to keep remaking her 
characters because they age from her doing nothing but mudsexing.'

Quoteid: 776

(fun with restores)

[AFK] 
[INFO] Lhina has returned to Lensmoor.
[AFK] 
Xanters idle.  Poke him with a stick!
[AFK] 
11:29 Minky OOCs 'yup'
[AFK] 
[AFK] 
[INFO] Isliel has left Lensmoor.
[AFK] 
[INFO] Tomal has left Lensmoor.
[AFK] 
11:30 Mawriece OOCs 'It's more fun to poke him when he'll notice.'
[AFK] 
[QUEST] Drazule's group has completed a quest!
[AFK] 
[AFK] 
[INFO] Damescus has left Lensmoor.
[AFK] 
LOGOUT> 2007-11-08-23-34-28
Log is off
Goodbye, hope to see you again soon.
11:31 Personal> Korhil stickpokes
11:31 Personal> Dorjan pokes you with a stick.
11:31 Personal> Korhil stickpokes
11:31 Personal> Korhil stickpokes
11:31 Personal> Korhil stickpokes
11:31 Personal> Korhil stickpokes
11:31 Personal> Minky pokes you many times ;D
11:31 Personal> Korhil stickpokes
11:31 Personal> Raselle pokes you with a stick!
11:31 Personal> Korhil stickpokes
11:31 Personal> Korhil stickpokes
11:31 Personal> Ezraela pokes yo with a stick!

Quoteid: 775



You learn from your mistakes and have become better at apathy! (36%)

Quoteid: 774

10:13 OOC> Renzel suggests going back in time and geting insurance.


10:13 Renzel OOCs 'or moving to canada.'

10:13 Tomal OOCs 'I don't get my job benefits for another month'

10:13 Khale OOCs 'tried some maalox?'

10:13 You OOC '"Norway, we're like canada but without the annoying neighbor"'

10:13 OOC> Xanter hides

10:13 Korhil OOCs 'Move to somewhere with a decent healthcare system'


HEY!  Seragon whaps you upside the head!


10:14 Renzel OOCs 'Only for health care... you pay more taxes but school is cheaper... etc.'


10:14 Seragon tells you 'it's not our fault!'

Quoteid: 773

(Stolen from a plan)

Gimtor (God) worshippers 'Actually, I suck pretty well, and I have a witness!'
Gimtor (God) worshippers 'I know things about reptilian anatomy..'

Quoteid: 772

(Submitted by Anahbananah)

A restore --

Killian rubs hot oil onto your feet.

.. and then lights it on fire.

Quoteid: 771


9:36 Qaz OOCs 'nothing like playing lens on my throne.'

9:36 You OOC '...'

9:36 You OOC 'well, look at chatter, we have teamspeak too now ;)'

9:36 Qaz tells you 'the toilet'

9:37 To Qaz> Xanter knows and fears

9:37 Qaz tells you 'i dont think you want to hear my sound effects on teamspeak.'

(10 seconds later)

9:37 Personal> Qaz feels quoted.


(And oh how his spider-sense is working)

Quoteid: 770

(Restore)



A small goblin stands before you. He clears his throat softly.

"Hi. I'm a generic goblin, and I'm a mob on Lensmoor. I depend on 
Lensmoor to keep a roof over my family's head. When you illegally 
download Lensmoor, you're not just hurting those uppity imms who deserve 
it. 

"You're hurting us, the common mobs.  Please, don't pirate Lensmoor."

Quoteid: 769

(Restore, submitted by Fianna)


God grant me da serenity to accept da prey me no can catch.
Courage to catch da prey me can.
And da wisdom teef to chew da big ones.

Quoteid: 768

(Submitted by Zadler)


After hundreds of pre-used Chuck Norris quotes Killi came up with this gem. 
 
6:44 Killian tells the group 'if Chuck Norris were a quest mob he'd kill a hoarde of you' 

Quoteid: 767


1:39 Kaliya gossips (L) 'How about a kiss on the cheek?'
1:39 Gossip (L) Kam snickers.
1:39 Gossip (L) Sprink will take one...
1:39 Braeron gossips (L) 'yes please :)'
1:39 Kaliya gossips (L) '100 plat per kiss :)'
1:40 Gossip (L) Sprink wonders if IOU's count.
1:40 Gossip (L) Braeron counts the change in his pocket.
1:40 Aralad gossips (L) 'Gross! Kiss a girl?!'
1:44 Braeron gossips (L) 'what would mr. cheetah think?'
1:44 Braeron gossips (L) 'i'm sure he doesnt want someone kissing his beaver.'
1:44 Gossip (L) Kaliya snickers

Quoteid: 766

Hawthorne OOCs 'I suppose if you can calm your pussy down, there 
shouldn't be a problem, unless she's allergic to the dye.'
 
OOC> Maxillion face palms

Quoteid: 765

Ryzel tells the group 'gnaash u better sit this out'
 
Gnaash tells the group 'nah'
Gnaash tells the group 'let me at em'
[INFO] Gnaash has been slaughtered.

Quoteid: 764


2:59 PKiller> Kraevyn ponders, 'Killian, bolgar, kaervas, Kalyia, Malog. 
That's enough potential codpeices for an Algolian boyband o.o'

Quoteid: 763

(Oh how I love when people get distracted)

7:48 Sue (leader) clans 'yep, and doedel is looking for a job'

7:48 Clan> Xanter nodnods

7:48 You clan 'dairy farmer <.<'

7:48 OOC> Xanter ducks

7:48 OOC> Xanter kicks to clan

7:48 Clan> Xanter ducks

7:48 Nolan OOCs 'Our beards would rub together and start a fire... Tee 
hee, it'd keep us warm in winter'

7:48 Nolan OOCs '....,also goes to clan'

7:48 Alaxstrasza OOCs '...'

7:48 Alaxstrasza OOCs 'I'd really rather you didn't'

Quoteid: 762

3:14 Prienna OOCs 'Well, now I know I mud too much.'
3:14 Aradrax OOCs 'same here'
3:14 Prienna OOCs 'I've worn the lettering off my keyboard.'
3:15 Hesnek OOCs 'Had a dream in text?'
3:15 Aradrax OOCs 'i passed up sex'
3:15 Hesnek OOCs 'Ohhhh'
3:15 Hesnek OOCs 'That's bad Aradrax.  Seek help.  NOW.'
3:15 Aradrax OOCs 'for text'
 
3:15 Personal> Indra would never do that!!!!!
 
3:15 To Indra> Hesnek either!  O.o
 
3:16 Personal> Indra rephrases, 'depends on who is offering....I mean if 
Qaz came at me in a g-string..I might have combat flashbacks'

Quoteid: 761

Subject: Unnamed IMM's restore!
Date:    Tue Oct  9 03:13:39 2007
===========================================================================
It soooooooo deserves a Lensquote :p
 
If you smacked a kid in the face with a bottle of johnson's no more tears,
would it create beautiful irony?
 
3:06 Hesnek OOCs 'ROFL'
3:06 Minky OOCs 'yes...yes it would'
3:06 Maxillion OOCs 'ROFL'
3:06 Jakob OOCs 'lets find out shall we'
3:06 Indra OOCs 'no, but he would have soft silky hair for the rest of the day'
3:06 Sebastian OOCs 'LMAO!'
3:06 Hesnek OOCs 'If it didn't create irony, it'd definately create amusement :D'
3:07 OOC> Indra tries it on jess.

Quoteid: 760

5:00 Khale OOCs 'what sucks'

5:00 Khale OOCs 'is there's nobody on clan chat'

5:00 *** tells you 'I'd pretty much say that's a good thing'


5:01 Khale OOCs 'i have about another hour before i go on a long philosophical rant'

5:01 You OOC 'gimtor, can you revoke him in 45 min? :-p'

5:01 OOC> Xanter ducks

5:01 Gimtor OOCs 'Will do!'

Quoteid: 759

(Name protected for sanity)


8:38 *** asks you 'Would using a silver dildo on an undead woman be a hate crime, or a sex crime?'

Quoteid: 758

(Oh how the truth hurts)

10:03 Arawn OOCs 'qaz is ignored by imms because he ignores the imms 
when they tell him not to be dumb'

Quoteid: 757

(Submitted by Malog)

1:27 Aftos chats (XX) 'actually gimtor i was thinking of you earlierbefore'
1:27 Aftos chats (XX) 'ok that sounded bad'
1:27 Gimtor chats (XX) 'Did it help?'
1:27 You chat (XX) 'hahahah'
1:27 You chat (XX) 'thats my new plan.'
1:28 You chat (XX) 'or at least a lensquote!'
1:28 Kalyia chats (XX) 'I'm glad I didn't put away that video equipmentfrom earlier'
1:28 Chat XX> Aftos sighs... im not coming out of that am i?
1:28 Chat XX> Aftos changes the subject... so like penguins and stuff
1:28 Gimtor chats (XX) 'First it's me, then penguins. My apologies to your gf.'
1:29 Killian chats (XX) 'then more penquins'
1:29 You chat (XX) '...'

Quoteid: 756

Submitted by Wiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanah



XXX tells you 'he's actually pretty naive - hasn't really experienced a lot outside of a shop.'

You tell XXX 'so like.. Xanter, kinda? :p  All cute, cuddly, and innocent- where you want to
just liberate his wild streak?'

XXX tells you 'only where Xanter is like 2% with moody, Xeth is like fat free.'

Personal> XXX downs a glass of Xanter, extra grumpy.

XXX tells you 'instantly makes you Norwegian'


I'm not grumpy! *harumph!* :-p

Quoteid: 755

(restore)

Gimtorichu, I choose you! 

To battle Gimtor to the death. 



5:51 Sheling tells you 'Sorry to disturb you, just thought you should 
know that I've just been chosen to battle you to the death, apparently. 
This tends to concern me a little...'

Quoteid: 754

(restore)


Fighting a warrior is like fighting a blender. You can easily unplug it from feet away, even shut 
   the power off, but if you stick your face into it, you're going to lose.

Quoteid: 753

(I can haz quote?)

11:48 Sites---> Azshanna enters at The Garden of Tranquility

11:48 [Gimtor]: ohai!
11:48 [Gimtor]: i can haz lol-e-pop?

[INFO : Seragon] Gimtor has been deviserated.

Quoteid: 752

Gimtor is going to hell for sure :-p
The special hell for punners.


3:25 Gimtor asks you 'If you only ate vegetables, would you be a Norvegan?'

Quoteid: 751

Ah the joy of someone taking something out of context...


4:51 Seragon OOCs 'It's great for playing with yourself.'

Quoteid: 750


Someone utters the words, 'drain life'
You are now married.

Quoteid: 749

OOC> Xanter goes to bed finally
Minky OOCs 'dont forget your pants!'
OOC> Maxillion gives Xanter his night time squid
Maxillion OOCs 'remember, play nice!'
OOC> Maxillion wipes the white stuff off
Minky OOCs 'O-o '
Ophelia OOCs '...'
Maxillion OOCs 'man why did i have to shiver and suffer after saying that'
Gimtor OOCs 'White.. stuff?'
Gimtor OOCs 'On squid?'
Minky OOCs 'just remember to scrub yourself in the shower when your done >_>;'
Maxillion OOCs ')_)b'
Gimtor OOCs 'What's that?'
Maxillion OOCs 'its the crying face giving a thumbs up'
Gimtor OOCs 'I meant the squit'
Gimtor OOCs '..d'
Maxillion OOCs 'its a squid'
Maxillion OOCs 'you know'
Maxillion OOCs 'like in that pirets movie, the craken'
Gimtor OOCs 'Uh huh.'
Maxillion OOCs 'only smaller'
Maxillion OOCs 'ok i'm going off ooc now >.>'

Quoteid: 748

Submitted by Gimtor


<Evarius> a weasel says in lensmoorian 'rper flag o_O'

You snicker softly.

<Evarius> a weasel says to you in lensmoorian 'o_O'

You say 'or NRP flag'

<Evarius> a weasel says in lensmoorian 'what is this @_#'

<Evarius> a weasel types statusboard list.

You say to Dredor 'I think I broke him'

Quoteid: 747

7:18 Alaxstrasza OOCs 'where, or what is WI?'
7:19 OOC> Alaxstrasza is canadian and doesn't know all these american things
7:19 Gimtor OOCs 'It's Wintario.'
7:19 Hawthorne OOCs 'It's Wisconsin?'
7:19 Alaxstrasza OOCs 'hrm, where is Wisconsin?'
7:19 OOC> Gimtor http://maps.google.com/
7:19 Hawthorne OOCs 'No clue.  I'm BC.  =P'
7:19 Alaxstrasza OOCs 'google isn't in this window, xanter is'
7:20 Gimtor OOCs 'I have a feeling Xanter doesn't care enough.'
7:20 Goliam OOCs 'Wilmington Institute (For the Criminally Insane)'
7:20 OOC> Gimtor coughs. 'DO you, Xanter..'
7:20 Alaxstrasza OOCs 'True, but he's like an Ozru that talks more and knows less, sooo...'
7:20 OOC> Someone rofls.
7:20 OOC> Xanter rofls

Quoteid: 746


Gimtor utters the words 'shrink'.

Sigmund Freud says 'Now tell me about your mother..'

Quoteid: 745


5:05 OOC> Kraevyn mutters at doing laundry. My nips are all pointy for lack of shirt. Bah.

5:05 Krinmore OOCs 'sexy.'

5:05 Prienna OOCs 'Thank you for sharing that.'

5:05 Celick OOCs 'oh god I did -not- need to know that.'

5:05 OOC> Kraevyn does what he can :D

Quoteid: 744


1:46 Minky OOCs 'hmm the creamy center is soo good in my mouf'

1:46 Minky OOCs '>_>;;'

1:46 OOC> Aulre cackles.

1:46 OOC> Xanter peeeeers

1:46 Minky OOCs 'that was meant for worshipper ;P'

1:47 OOC> Aulre snickers.

Quoteid: 743


Dredor (God) worshippers 'For her final task, ******* must find me IRL and bring me some coffee. Only then may she join the faith.'
 
You worshipper '******* is a guy.'
Dredor (God) worshippers 'Yes, I realized that after I said that.'
Worshipper (High Priestess)> Faber points and laughs at Dredor
Worshipper> Fianna grins.
Faber (High Priestess) worshippers 'you like teh guys eh?'
Mawriece worshippers 'So, that noted, you only want the coffee, eh?'
Worshipper (God)> Dredor mixes up genders a *lot* :P
Mawriece worshippers 'Like anyone didn't realize Dredor likes teh boiz.'
Dredor (God) worshippers 'You're thinking of Seragon.'
You worshipper 'ROFL'
Mawriece worshippers 'Seragon likes teh old, creepy men.'

Quoteid: 742





[INFO] Kiven has returned to Lensmoor.


2:09 Lhina (High Priestess) worshippers 'Hiya Kiven :)'


2:09 Kiven worshippers 'hi'


2:09 Ezraela worshippers ':)'


2:09 Worshipper> Joy snuggles Kiven! ^_^

2:09 Worshipper> Kiven cops a feel of Joy.


2:09 Ezraela worshippers '!!'


2:09 Worshipper> Joy snickers.

2:09 Ezraela worshippers 'blind fighting :D'


2:09 Worshipper> Kiven pick pockets Ez.



[INFO] Thelonius has returned to Lensmoor.

2:09 Worshipper> Joy cops a feel of Ezzie. :P

2:10 Ezraela worshippers '!!'

Quoteid: 741

And this is why we all love our good ol' Cyno :-p


[Chatter 27/27]
To:      all
From:    Cynosure
Subject: me
Date:    Sun Sep  9 18:10:46 2007
===========================================================================
I go to court tomorrow for putting 5 people in the hospital. I'm assuming 
all will go well and it will be called self defense. If not, I may not be 
on for a bit. Just a heads up for those that rely on me/need me around. 
 
Jon

Quoteid: 740


Being an imm has greatly increased my senses. I can pick a swear word 
out of a pile of text in nanoseconds. The phrase 'mucky chaw' too.
(No, you should not test that. Just take my word.)

Quoteid: 739


12:59 Tyazor tells you 'In the immortal words of 'The Tick', "Like a 
great blue salmon of Justice, the mighty Tick courses upstream to the 
very spawning ground of evil."'

Quoteid: 738


5:25 Qaz PKillers 'Oh, he has me disabled? :('

5:25 You PKiller 'Who has?'

5:25 Balasubrah tells you 'probably half of lensmoor'

Quoteid: 737

(restore)

Jeredin's gauntleted fist blurs across the strings of a ukulele as he 
cries out in song 'While my guitar, gently weeeeeeps!'

Quoteid: 736

(maggots were a restore :-p)

10:58 Siria tells you 'here's one for your lens quotes lol ...'


10:58 Siria tells you '3:56 Personal> Xanter nibbles

You hear the quiet sound of a maggot chewing softly in your ear.'

Quoteid: 735

3:07 Aradrax OOCs 'labtop and wireless is wonderful i can mud while i poo'

3:07 Foxglove OOCs 'LAPtop'

3:07 Uiland OOCs 'TMI.'

3:07 Aradrax OOCs 'erm ment for roomooc'

3:08 Alaxstrasza OOCs 'Thats known as "taking a rhyax", btw.'

3:08 Aradrax OOCs 'ha'

3:08 Alaxstrasza OOCs 'He'd give us play-by-plays too, never a dull 
moment when he was around.'

Quoteid: 734

[QUEST] Syn has announced a quest!
[QUEST] The quest is to slay as many pheata's ability to speak as possible.
[QUEST] There are 20 minutes for the quest. Type QUEST JOIN to partake.

Quoteid: 733

4:46 OOC> Xanter yaaaaaaaawns

4:46 OOC> Tadhg tosses a salmon in Xanter's mouth.

4:46 Kalyia OOCs 'isn't it past your bedtime?'

4:46 OOC> Joshua shoves a salmon in Xanter's open mouth.

4:46 OOC> Joshua stabs Tadhg.

4:46 OOC> Tadhg high-fives Joshua bleedily.

Quoteid: 732

(discussing why 3am has high suicide rates)

1:50 Nerrin tells you 'What happens? Meditation upon the darkness outside
as a reflection of the darkness within, and the complete impossibility of
actually escaping it, always inevitably falling back into it as surely as
the Earth turns this face from t he sun.'


1:51 You ask Nerrin 'People kill themself over that?'

1:51 Nerrin tells you 'I donno. I'm just practicing in case I ever take a
job as a performer at children's parties.'

Quoteid: 731

12:01 Aztek tells you 'omg'


12:01 Aztek tells you 'Guunz flexes his biceps, while his man breasts 
dancing up and down.  'Yeah, got a good combo goin here.  Don't wanna 
ruin that, ya know?''

Quoteid: 730

(restore)


Oh my god
Becky, look at her pk record
It's so big


I like pk and I cannot lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a goldie walks in with an itty bitty sword
And goes all rp in your face
You get sprung

Quoteid: 729

(restore)

Xanter runs past you wearing nothing but cat ears and a tail.

6:59 OOC> Quinn sobs.

6:59 Enelya tells you 'snexy ;)'

6:59 Syn OOCs 'go xanter go!'

6:59 Lixue OOCs 'aww kawaii! ^^'

6:59 Maxillion OOCs 'cat ears FTW!'

6:59 Ruto OOCs 'thats scary but not uncommon'

6:59 OOC> Quinn doesn't want to know how the tail stays on...

Quoteid: 728

(Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaains!)

6:44 Joshua tells you 'sweet as shit. ^_^'

6:44 Joshua tells you 'um'

6:44 Joshua tells you 'how'd you get in my tells'

6:44 You tell Joshua 'good fuckin' question :-p'

6:44 Joshua tells you 'sorry ;_;'

6:44 To Joshua> Xanter chuckles

6:44 Personal> Joshua saw your name and typed it apparently

Quoteid: 727

[Chatter 73/73]
To:      all
From:    Eurekah
Subject: cute
Date:    Fri Jun  1 17:11:30 2007
===========================================================================
SO my 10 year old son has just created a character to play here.. and he 
reads the information 'Welcome to Lensmoor..... ' 
 
And then I hear him chuckling.
 
"Mom! Mom! Look at this!"
 
And he reads....
 
  
"Your mother does not work here..."
 
 
'nuff said.

Quoteid: 726

(restore)


LameFriends = filter(lambda x:x not in [int(y.uin) for y in friendsWithProfiles], friendList)

Quoteid: 725

Talk about emu's and whatnot...Don't ask me why. Probably because they're 
Reives and insane. 


You clan 'Hawt.'
 
You clan 'The emu's, not Deican. >.>'
 
Clan> Aradrax needs a speel up

Clan (leader)> Deican fuckin hawt.
You clan 'No dear, it's your ring pop that brings all the boys to the yard'

Gossip (L) Aradrax SINGS DEICAN'S RINGPOP BRINGS ALL THE BOI'S TO THE 
YARD, AND HE'S LIKE IT'S BETTER THAN YOUR'S THATS RIGHT IT'S BETTER THAN YORU'S
 
Aradrax OOCs 'ack'
 
Ruto OOCs 'hahaha'
Deican OOCs 'hehe'
OOC> Deican dances.
 
Aradrax clans 'yeah gossip'
Koril OOCs 'wtff?'
Deican (leader) clans 'Sweet :p'
Aradrax OOCs 'ombzorsbbq's?'
Aradrax clans 'shut up'
You clan 'ROFLMFAO'

Quoteid: 724

(restore)

A small paperclip appears before you.
Hello! It looks like you're trying to: play lensmoor. Would you like to:
-Kill some mobs?
-Complain about something?
-Get a restore?
-Ask for a crafter?

Quoteid: 723



1:20 OOC> Syn grabs Sadie, a can of whipped cream and a rubber chicken 
and heads for the enarest Inn.

Quoteid: 722


1:10 Bodkin chats (8888) 'I just need to replace one string with another 
in a bunch of files.  Which sed is better for than vim.'


1:10 Bodkin chats (8888) 'Plus this way I get paid to learn sex :)'

1:11 Bodkin chats (8888) 'sed.  SED!'

Quoteid: 721


2:22 Delacroix OOCs 'My experience is that those who are peoned by the 
imms are those who tend to peoff the imms first.'



2:22 OOC> Nolan facepalms.

Quoteid: 720


Crin says to Alatariel 'You me. my cave. now'
 
Crin's equipment fades into view.

Quoteid: 719



11:00 Slythrun tells the group 'sweat, at level 5 i can shrink and my fat ass
can access places i only dreamed of'
 
11:00 Slythrun tells the group 'er sweet'
 
11:00 Elisa tells the group '... rofl.'
 
11:00 Zeiro tells the group 'ok, we're reading lensquotes and he says that'
 
11:02 Elisa tells the group '.. Yeah, you're right. XD'
 
11:02 Slythrun tells the group 'ruh roh'
 
11:02 Group> Elisa starts sending Xanter a chatter.
 
11:02 Slythrun tells the group 'diez'

Quoteid: 718


10:26 **** clans 'Is it bad that everytime I see Alaxstrasza sign off I check his whois hoping he retired or deleted?'

Quoteid: 717


9:17 Personal> Zadler cries, Antrippa is like an acid trip atm. :(

9:18 Zadler tells you 'I've got pink elephants in the clanhall and
butterscotch bunnies in Semdea. :/'

Quoteid: 716

(restore)

Killian utters the words, 'breathe water'.
Killian sticks your head into a filled bucket.

Quoteid: 715

(restore)

Alaxstrasza utters the words, 'dancing lights'.
A spinning disco ball decends from the sky.

Quoteid: 714

11:06 Turie OOCs 'Conjuction Junction....What's your function...'

11:07 Lorkath OOCs 'Vagina junction, what's your fuuunction?? Takin' in sperm aaand spittin' out babies!'

11:07 Someone OOCs '....'


You disappear into the void.
[AFK] 
11:08 Bolzanalt OOCs 'wow...'
[AFK] 
11:08 Aradrax OOCs 'HA'
[AFK] 
11:08 Minky OOCs 'O-o'
[AFK] 
11:08 Turie OOCs 'Wow...someone said that on ooc.'
[AFK] 
11:08 Aradrax OOCs 'BOLD'
[AFK] 
11:08 OOC> Aradrax is clapping irl
[AFK] 
11:08 Someone OOCs 'Completely inappropriate.'
[AFK] 
11:08 Bolzanalt OOCs 'And Xanter is AFK ;_;'

(Not AFK enough mate :p)

Quoteid: 713


(restore)

Xanter flies in from the south.

Xanter exclaims to you 'Don't copy that floppy!'


9:32 Caktonias OOCs 'Hahaha'

9:32 Adoni OOCs 'haha'

9:32 Caktonias OOCs 'I thought Xanter actually came in'

9:33 OOC> Adoni did too.

9:33 Caktonias OOCs 'Was wondering why he was popping in while I was mining.'

9:33 OOC> Victor lols. I was wondering how Xanter got into my 
clanhall...or if I was at the heart and had forgotten :P

Quoteid: 712


You hear a strange squeaking from your pocket - but it suddenly stops.

inv
You are carrying:
     a dead mouse
     (cut for spam)

Quoteid: 711

[INFO] Xanter has returned to Lensmoor.
OOC> Xanter runs around in circles naked with an axe and screams

Xanter OOCs '(have to do tech support if you are wondering why)'

OOC> Uiland blindly takes picture.

OOC> Zeet thinks xanter should quote himself :p

OOC> Xanter only does that if someone else submit them :-p

OOC> Zeet snickers

Quoteid: 710


7:51 Zekakelin gossips (L) '397 things that sound dirty when tired but 
aren't : Zekakelin's flourite tipped staff softens.' 

Quoteid: 709



Riana utters the words, 'bar room'. Free shots for everyone! 

Quoteid: 708

The good, the bad and umm...

What happens when I log on....


5:26 Lowen asks you 'Mooch?'

5:26 Tadhg tells you 'gopher penis!'
5:27 Tadhg tells you 'oddly, the first thing that popped into my head >_>'

5:27 To Lowen> Xanter is still at work and heading out in a few

5:27 Lowen tells you 'Ahh, 'kay'

5:27 You tell Tadhg 'bad mental image'

Quoteid: 707



9:58 Aarien OOCs 'ari I love how nokia phones have music that sounds like cheesy 70's porn music'

Quoteid: 706

You dream of far-off places.

Platform

You are upon a platform made of crystal high in the air. Nothing seems to 
support the platform as it hangs in the air slowly revolving. As the 
platform turns all the lands of Lensmoor can be seen spread beneath it. If 
someone with acute vision were to look they could see animals and people 
going about their daily tasks. No matter the season, or the weather a 
gentle breeze wafts gently through the liquid air held about the platform 
by means unknown. All in all a restful place to consider the world and all 
which is in it. 

[Exits: none]
 (m) [LINKDEAD] (m M human) (W) Aldur is here.

Quoteid: 705


[QUEST] Delacroix has scored!

2:46 Delacroix OOCs 'Sweet. I found that lurve in A Prison Cell.'

Quoteid: 704

5:56 Gossip (L) Sadie roars.

5:56 Gossip (L) Xanter squeals and pounces

5:56 Gossip (L) Xanter squirrels

5:57 Gossip (L) Sadie grabs the nut from her squirrel's hands. 'No! You're getting obese. That's enough.'

5:58 Arawn gossips (L) 'That's pretty desperate Sadie, grabbing Squirrel nuts'

5:58 Sadie gossips (L) 'Oh, Arawn.'

5:58 Sadie gossips (L) 'Don't you have, like... people to be killing and stuff? Not me, I'm just saying...'

5:59 Gossip (L) Arawn doesn't do the killing, just is there to clean up afterwards.

5:59 Sadie gossips (L) 'Learn something new every day.'

6:00 Sadie gossips (L) 'Could I borrow your hounds to chase my squirrel 
around? I don't think it's taking my exercise regimen very seriously...'

Quoteid: 703


I'm a bad man for finding this funny...

9:45 Asezerael OOCs 'The candlemaker winks suggestively at you.'

Quoteid: 702


4:36 Jaershe OOCs 'I'm sorry, but when i read baby seal clubbing I 
imagine lots of baby seals dancing around with glow sticks.'

Quoteid: 701


Seragon lands with a thud.


Seragon gives you old shoe.


A small pile of sand is left where Seragon once stood.

Quoteid: 700


Arawn roomoocs 'fer crying out loud, average human intelligence is 12, irko
has 16 - modified to 20. he's like as smart as einstein and can't talk.'

Quoteid: 699

An Angelic Being runs her hands over Shek's body, slowly stripping away the clothing...'

Garok roomoocs 'what clothing.. ? :P'

Quoteid: 698

9:42 Group> Aarien sleeps with an angel and an ent, kinky! 

9:42 Ilori tells the group 'lol' 

9:42 Group> Delacroix sleeps with everyone. 

9:42 Group> Delacroix has a reputation for it.

Quoteid: 697

2:10 Sela OOCs 'Eclipses tend to not be very entertaining.  Very pretty, 
but if you want entertaining, go to a movie :P'


2:11 Eladar OOCs 'if standing outside in wet shoes freezing your butt 
off for three hours on a wind-swept hill staring at the moon sounds like 
fun, then sure.'

2:11 Eladar OOCs 'somehow I expected something more. I'll just ignore 
the 'exciting' eclipses until it's a solar one.'

2:12 Eladar OOCs 'screw night time. I knew I was god of the sun for a reason.'

2:12 OOC> Eladar flexes.

2:12 OOC> Fargath looks for Celeste after that comment :P

2:12 Eladar OOCs 'no offence to Celeste of course. We just work better 
when she's in front of me.'

2:13 Eladar OOCs 'why did that come out sounding really weird?'

Quoteid: 696

To:      xanter
From:    Razgriz
Subject: Lensquotes!
Date:    Sat Mar  3 11:19:47 2007
===========================================================================
take all corpse
You get ass from the corpse of Zaq.
 
exa ass
A small statue of a mule.
 
11:16 Razgriz tells the group 'You get ass from the corpse of Zaq. 
..that 
is wrong on SO many levels.' 
 
11:17 Kaylor tells the group 'rofl'
 
You give a Lorthien Citizen ass.
 
...
..
...
A little while later.
 
Kaylor gives you ass.
 
Kaylor tells you 'haha'

Quoteid: 695

[INFO] The Great Hunt has been cancelled due to a lack of funding this year.

Quoteid: 694

Whoa...

10:25 Group> Jaeq rofls who was it that said i go to store to get cunt wraps all the time

Quoteid: 693

10:35 You chat (XXXX) 'Nikki sure seems to have a lot of experience with scratchiness/itchiness'

Quoteid: 692



Run!  Ninja bunnies!  Oh the humanity!  Oh the fur!

Quoteid: 691

11:39 OOC> Turie steals Seragon's Wii again.

11:40 Puk OOCs 'Three sizes too small.'

11:40 Puk OOCs 'His heart, that is. Not his...Wii.'

Quoteid: 690


Seragon tried to give you a piece of his heart, but you can't carry that much ego.

Quoteid: 689

*Removed*

Quoteid: 688

2:02 Clan> Siria struts around the hall dancing and singing 'dontcha wish your dragon
was scaley like me, dontcha wish your dragon was blue like me, dontcha?'

Quoteid: 687

I saw a guy at a party wearing a leather jacket and I thought, That is cool. But then I
   saw another guy wearing a leather vest and I thought, 'That is not cool. Then I 
   figured it out: Cool is all about leather sleeves.

Quoteid: 686

11:12 OOC> Claira hates ordering a milkshake and getting something with the consistancy of a soup.

(restore)
Claira's milkshake (with the consistancy of soup) doesn't bring the boys to the yard. 

Quoteid: 685

(Someone discussing Nikki on clan...)


1:37 Caktonias clans 'She has an Olympics all to herself.'

Quoteid: 684

(My general rule is to not quote myself but hitting the nail on the head
 this well just deserves a spot.... And tomal is now being molested by
 nikki..)


[INFO] Nikki has returned to Lensmoor.

8:16 Tomal OOCs 'not Nikki :('

8:16 You tell Tomal 'cue the footfetish BS'

8:16 Tomal tells you 'ROFL'

8:17 OOC> Nikki wiggles her PG-13 rated toes seductively for Seragon <3

8:17 Tomal tells you 'Right on time too, GOOD SHOW XANTER'

Quoteid: 683


10:56 XXXXX chats (yyy) 'I know this is probably pretty lame but does 
anyone know anyone or does anyone with this channel on know anything 
about Enzyte and if it works or is it just something dumb? :p'

Quoteid: 682


[INFO] Bowser has been proffered by Daisy!

Quoteid: 681

10:02 Renzel chats (398) 'I wish my rank wouldn't go up...'

10:02 Seragon chats (398) 'suck more ^_^'

10:02 Renzel chats (398) 'It's too hard!'

10:02 You chat (398) 'BAD choice of words'

Quoteid: 680

(restore)

Kayne utters the words, "ULTIMATE RESTORE NO JUTSU!".
You feel uncomfortable, and there's a weird smell, but otherise better.

Quoteid: 679

(a restore..)

Restore all {c"{C%s" % pfile.celeste.plan

Quoteid: 678


11:35 Newbiehelp (A)> Kynara colour codes her jugs

Quoteid: 677

(a restore)

Orinn says to Seragon 'Pass me that arm?'
Seragon says to Orinn 'Sure. Hey, could I have the glue?'
Orinn says to Seragon 'No problem. Oh, you'll need staples for the head, though.'
*gasp!* Orinn and Seragon are making babies!

Quoteid: 676

8:29 Gossip (L) Slythrun sways his branches back and forth in an erotic 
motion. 'We call that the Tauron Tussle.' *Wink* 

Quoteid: 675


4:56 Aldari tells the group 'it would be the ultimate weapon if you 
could just get someone into a position where they had no pants.'

Quoteid: 674


1:34 PKiller> Graelik recruits Nolan for liche-tentacle fun.


1:35 PKiller> Riana twitches

Quoteid: 673


Knolin Wright, Attorney at Lawl.

Quoteid: 672


6:47 XXX tells you 'o pwease rape me'

Quoteid: 671


10:59 Indra OOCs 'actually..not at all..I was a 20 minute delivery in a barn.'

10:59 Indra OOCs 'I was ready to get out!'

10:59 Dorjan OOCs 'In a barn? Did you just...fall out?'

10:59 OOC> Turie keeps her mouth shut.

11:00 Annya OOCs 'hmmmmm'

11:00 Indra OOCs 'no...my mother had forgotten to close the stable doors 
to the horses in the barn and went out to do it..and boom..I decided to be born'

11:00 Indra OOCs 'so I was born right there, and my grandmother delivered me'

11:00 Annya OOCs 'that's an interesting childbirth story'

11:01 Dorjan OOCs 'Did you come out and then go milk a cow?'

11:01 OOC> Dorjan bets your placenta looked like overalls.

11:01 Turie OOCs 'Well, that explain the aroma that is around when Indra is on.'

11:01 Indra OOCs 'what hay?'

11:02 OOC> Turie thinks of something else.

11:02 OOC> Turie thinks of horse apples.

11:03 Indra OOCs 'So I can leave doors open and get away with it.'

11:03 Indra OOCs 'people say 'close the door! where you born in a barn?!''

11:03 Indra OOCs ''Yup, I sure was''

Quoteid: 670

7:10 To Amne> Xanter yaaaaaaaaawns

7:11 Personal> Amne gives you some warm cocoa.

7:11 To Amne> Xanter hides from the alarmclock behind you and sips at the cocoa

7:11 To Amne> Xanter crawls towards the shower sounding like a wounded animal.

7:13 Amne tells you 'that sounds awful :('

7:13 You tell Amne 'yes, I feel like someone shot me in the ass >.<'

7:13 Amne tells you 'lol'

7:14 Amne tells you 'you should lensquote yourself on that one'

Quoteid: 669

11:49 OOC> Gorp does the level-up dance

11:52 Turie OOCs 'What does that look like again?'

11:52 Nerrin OOCs 'Painful, blasphemous, and too horrifying for words. Cthulhu approves.'

11:53 Lorkath OOCs 'Come again?'

11:53 Gorp OOCs 'just the description alone wouldn't be allowed on the ooc channel'

11:54 Turie OOCs 'Is it like the happy dance on Perfect Strangers?'

11:54 Gorp OOCs 'but lets just say it involves 14 flumphs 1 naked orc, 
14 pounds of potato pie 8 cookies, a canoe, more nipple rubbing than 
anyone should see, and possibly a bound louryl'

11:55 OOC> Gorp doesn't recall balkie doing THIS dance

11:55 OOC> Lorkath gives Gorp his meds, 'You forgot these'

11:55 OOC> Gorp takes em.

11:55 Gorp OOCs 'my bad'

Quoteid: 668

Dekkon gossips (L) 'anyone running a quest who could use a sappling in the rear?'

Quoteid: 667

Anastrianna says 'Yeah, because if a murderer left a body in the bed, I'd 
have to change the sheets and flip the mattress. that's far too much work'

Quoteid: 666


[AFK]
Misad shouldn't blink his pet's descriptions. slowly fades away.
[AFK]

Quoteid: 665

(talking about holy symbols...)

Caktonias roomoocs 'which should be on top?'

Caktonias roomoocs 'Kirsten or Evarius..'

Caktonias roomoocs 'that sounds bad XD'

Quoteid: 664

Someone with tooooo much time on their hands...



Morg says to the Archer of Mirarand 'you are gay'

The Archer of Mirarand asks 'How do you know I am gay?'

Morg says to the Archer of Mirarand 'you are gay'

The Archer of Mirarand asks 'How do you know I am gay?'

Morg says to the Archer of Mirarand 'you are gay'

The Archer of Mirarand says 'Perhaps I only pretend I am gay.'

Morg says to the Archer of Mirarand 'you are gay'

The Archer of Mirarand says 'Maybe I am gay.'

Morg says to the Archer of Mirarand 'you are gay'

Quoteid: 663


10:25 Joshua OOCs 'Ask Mawriece what my favorite type of food is. ..>'


10:25 Joshua OOCs 'We probably went to 12 different restaurants in N.O...I had spicy everywhere. :P'


10:25 Azshanna OOCs 'we're afraid to ask mawriece to say anything over ooc now'

Quoteid: 662

7:54 Mawriece OOCs 'emoteto ***cencored*** smiles at you, sliding his hand to his cock and rubbing slowly.'

7:54 Eladar OOCs '...'

7:54 Arthilius OOCs '...'

7:54 OOC> Syankim laughs.

7:54 Gisuane OOCs 'whoops?'

7:54 Xanter OOCs 'did you just do that'

7:54 Riana OOCs '.........'

7:54 Eladar OOCs 'Xanter? Did you get that?'

7:54 OOC> Syankim cuts and saves for xanter

7:54 Xanter OOCs 'Of course I did...'

Quoteid: 661

In my defense, I've just started working and lack sleeep...

[Note 638/638]
To:      Xanter
From:    Riana
Subject: You better add this! :p
Date:    Mon Dec 11 17:43:40 2006
===========================================================================
5:38 Xanter tells you 'dear god, it is -really- time to go to bed now'
5:38 Xanter tells you 'when your brain goes "Hmm, cows must be the 
ultimate teabaggers..." it is time to get the hell to bed >.<'
5:42 Xanter tells you 'and now I have the 'milkshake' song on my mind 
for some screwed up reason >.<'
 
 
hahahahaha (I'm still laughing) :p

Quoteid: 660

2:59 Figget OOCs 'you're mommy's'
3:00 Figget OOCs 'oh wait'
3:00 Xanter OOCs '...'
3:00 Figget OOCs 'i thought.. nm - i'm in southern USA'
3:00 Figget OOCs 'explains my stupidity'
3:01 Tyrio OOCs 'Only if they interbreed in the south'
3:01 Tyrio OOCs 'oh wait..'
3:01 Ekard OOCs 'Ouch.'
3:01 Tyrio OOCs ':)'
3:01 Figget OOCs 'i wish it wasn't true :'('
3:01 Figget OOCs 'atleast i dont have a sister'
3:01 Randal OOCs 'so you're a virgin?'
3:01 Tyrio OOCs 'rofl'
3:01 OOC> Xanter rofls
3:01 Figget OOCs 'LMAO'
3:01 Ekard OOCs 'Ahahaha'

Quoteid: 659

Nok gropes Figget.

Figget says 'grou p me'

Nok says 'i did'

You snicker softly.

Nok says 'crap '

Figget says to Nok 'no, you gropped me'

Quoteid: 658

Why you shouldnt drink-and-mud *cry*


4:11 Khale tells you '...'

4:11 Khale tells you '10:10 Joshua tells you 'DIRTY HANDICAP ORAL SEX....FUCKING SWEET!''

Quoteid: 657


4:33 Gossip (L) Sujin looks at Azhei and smirks.  Wont be your blood.


[INFO] Sujin has been slaughtered.

Quoteid: 656

Nolan tells the group 'there was like tihs shark and I was liek no way shark
you aint hurtin no dolphins 2nite and I bottlenosed him right in teh teeth'

Nolan tells the group 'and I was like CAP CAP'

Quoteid: 655


3:15 Gossip (L) Damescus rapes sair's kitten

3:15 Annya gossips (L) '...'

3:15 Damescus OOCs 'ack'

3:15 Riana gossips (L) '..Excuse me?'

Quoteid: 654

6:46 Kayne OOCs 'rep NO DON'T TYPE LIKE THAT YOU'LL END UP LIKE ANNYA'

6:46 Kayne OOCs '...'

6:46 Kayne OOCs 'ksadlf;kjasdhfas;dfhs'

Quoteid: 653


3:21 Alaxstrasza PKillers 'goodbye! cruel world!'


[INFO] Alaxstrasza has been slaughtered.
[INFO] Alaxstrasza has been slaughtered.


3:21 Tyriegn PKillers 'Rofl.'

3:21 Kenseh PKillers 'Hah.'

3:21 OOC> Jake snickers.


3:21 Alaxstrasza PKillers 'Now -that- is emo.'

Quoteid: 652



4:47 Seragon OOCs 'Oh... ouch.  Man.  that's just low.  I'm gunna have 
to log off and cry and listen to country music now.'



Seragon sings, 'There's a tear in my beer because I'm crying for you dear....'


4:48 Audriene OOCs 'rofl!'

4:48 Turie OOCs 'Thanks.'

4:48 OOC> Xanter rofls

4:48 Kabyks OOCs 'color bleed'


My heart is bleeding so you can too.

Quoteid: 651


3:18 Dias OOCs 'So, how about them Mets?'

3:18 Nerrin OOCs 'Puny and weak! Like all Earth creatures! BWAHAHA!'

Quoteid: 650

(restore)

I'd like to use a forklift to lift a crate of forks. It'd be so... literal.

Quoteid: 649

4:54 Tyriegn OOCs 'Does anyone have experience with DD-214s?'
4:54 Elan OOCs 'Yes Tyriegn'
4:54 OOC> Kayne has experience with D20's...
4:54 Elan OOCs 'dd-214 are military discharge papers.'
4:54 Tyriegn OOCs 'What exactly is 'Character of Service' - Uncharacterized?'
4:54 Tyriegn OOCs 'I know. I'm holding it, but I don't understand it. :P'
4:54 Elan OOCs 'Let me check mine'
4:55 Elan OOCs 'type of discharge..hrm'
4:55 Elan OOCs 'mine is honorable, how did you get out?'
4:56 Eurekah OOCs 'Long as it isn't 'yellowish and foul-smelling' I 
think you are probably ok.'
4:56 Xanter OOCs 'So wrong'
4:56 Mylia OOCs 'ROFL thank you, Eurekah. I was itching to say it.'

Quoteid: 648

4:49 Tyriegn gossips (L) 'Well. Hes still dead and still not breathing. :P'


4:49 Elan gossips (L) 'omg, teh retard is still retarding!'

4:49 Elan OOCs 'mischan'

Quoteid: 647

(formatted for readability)

2:46 Tarnrol OOCs 'oh i got a horrible message:

 Karnis rips his clothes off and parades naked around the room!
 It's a tight squeeze, but you manage to crawl in.

Quoteid: 646

The kind of things that really signals the need for sleep:


11:35 Gimtor tells you '"If an asp in the grass is a snake, why is a 
grasp in the ass a goose?"'

Quoteid: 645

From baejan's plan...


12:15 You ask Ariella 'You open for buisness?'

12:15 Personal> Ariella had her legs seared shut :o

Quoteid: 644

Welcome back to Lensmoor.
Your last login was Mon Nov 13 18:32:27 2006


8:48 Austa tells you 'Aha. I KNEW something was wrong.'

8:48 You ask Austa 'hm?'

8:48 Austa tells you 'I "who lens"'d and sensed someone vital was 
missing.'



I'm scared....

Quoteid: 643

You tell Kirra 'YOU CAST ME ASIDE LIKE A USELESS DOLL WITH HOLES IN THE HEAD!'

To Kirra> Merithil sobs!

Kirra tells you 'BUT I LIKE DOLLS THAT HAVE HOLES!'

Kirra tells you '.. That sounded bad.'

Quoteid: 642


5:10 an unicorn tells the group 'Someone ride me, i'm left out!'

5:10 Necetra tells the group 'rofl'

5:10 Minky tells the group 'O_O'

5:10 Group> Lowen laughs.

5:10 Group> Aetomi rides

Quoteid: 641



Silenoz gossips (A) 'Like oh my Seragon, I just want to go shopping!'

Quoteid: 640


Error: Divide by Kayne error.
The earth trembles and shivers.

Quoteid: 639


1:21 Miphut OOCs 'As the Crow flies you fools.'

1:21 Eladar OOCs 'I'm sorry, come again?'


1:22 OOC> Ariella comes again.



[INFO] Antone has been slaughtered.


1:22 Tyrio OOCs 'Dear god'

Quoteid: 638


Lhina tells the group '...I'll do anything, but i usually do the old man'

Quoteid: 637


4:25 Eladar gossips (L) 'checks his backpack to make sure he has his boxers.'

4:26 Eladar gossips (L) 'mischan!'

Quoteid: 636

12:22 OOC> Veradis smacks her head. 'I don't know how people could make 
such stupid mistakes.'


12:23 Detari OOCs 'C'mon... Karythar isn't that bad.'

Quoteid: 635


9:08 [INFO] Skyler has attained level 37!
9:08 [INFO] Skyler has attained level 38!
9:08 [INFO] Skyler has attained level 39!
9:08 [INFO] Skyler has attained level 40!
9:08 [INFO] Skyler has attained level 41!
9:08 [INFO] Skyler has attained level 42!
9:08 [INFO] Skyler has attained level 43!
9:08 [INFO] Skyler has attained level 91!
9:09 [INFO] Skyler has fallen off the who list by leveling too quickly!

Quoteid: 634

Good timing on 'dreams' :-p



9:24 Clan> Skyler never gets molested.


You dream of far-off places.

A Bedroom

This small room is usually reserved for guests.

[Exits: (east)]


9:24 Clan> Siria molests skyler

9:24 Clan> Skyler squeals.

Quoteid: 633

*facepalms*


11:58 Zyeri OOCs 'in the movie dumb and dumber, who played the dumb one?'

Quoteid: 632

3:24 xxx OOCs 'And friday the 13th shows it ugly head already this morning for my roommate'
3:24 Xanter OOCs 'oh?'
3:24 Miari OOCs 'oh wow... I didn't even realize that.'
3:24 OOC> Xanter snickers
3:24 xxx OOCs 'Yeah her kitten just died. :('
3:25 Xanter OOCs 'Awwwwwwwwwww'
3:25 Xanter OOCs 'make a plushie out of it'
3:25 OOC> Xanter ducks

3:27 xxx tells you 'As humerous as I find that my roommate would have my nuts in a jar if I said that'
3:27 Personal> xxx lives with 3 lesbians.
3:27 To xxx> Xanter coughs juice all over his screen
3:27 Personal> xxx laughs.


3:28 xxx tells you 'And before the smart ass comment no I did not 
turn them lesbian they were lesbian when I met them.'

Quoteid: 631

Dolor OOCs 'what does help dolor read' 
 
xxxx tells you 'Syntax: Dolor <victim> Causes the user to get -80 to all 
skills and spells and lowers hp down to 1 percent.'' 

Quoteid: 630

[INFO] Kayne has remorted as a ninja!


7:33 Kayne OOCs '...'

7:33 OOC> Cirinde grins.

7:33 Shek OOCs 'Ranger, you mean?'

7:33 OOC> Xanter rofls

7:33 Hopar OOCs 'I was like, NINJA?'

7:34 Kayne OOCs 'I'm a pirate'

7:34 Amne OOCs 'Ranger vampire ninja is better.'

7:34 You OOC '<3 Keth'


7:34 Mazzus OOCs 'boo to pirates'

7:34 Dias OOCs 'Everyone forgets the cowboys.'

7:34 Kayne OOCs 'Who decided of my own will to learn ninjutsu'

7:34 You OOC 'Ranger vapire ninja pirates... *cackles*'

7:34 Yan OOCs 'Go ho rectum rangers!'


7:34 Valeska OOCs 'HAHA'


7:34 Yan OOCs 'Oops'

7:34 Yan OOCs 'bad misschan'


7:34 Kayne OOCs 'hahaha, oh wow'

Quoteid: 629

Someone has been hitting the sugar :-p

7:15 xxx tells you 'Who's the demon who squealas like an elf! ALAXSTRASZA!'
7:15 xxx tells you 'Sits in his house and plays with himself! ALAXSTRASZA!'
7:16 xxx tells you 'Acts like a twerp and calls people names! ALAXSTRASZA!'
7:16 xxx tells you 'Now folks are just tired of his childish games! ALAXSTRASZA!'

Quoteid: 628

The joy of the intarweb!


9:05 You tell Asezerael 'http://www.ratemybunny.com'

9:05 You tell Asezerael 'cuteness to cheer anyone up ^.^'

9:06 Personal> Asezerael giggles

9:06 Asezerael tells you 'this is cute'

9:07 You tell Asezerael 'first time I saw the site I spent 4 hours rating bunnies <.<'

9:07 Asezerael tells you 'DUDE....One of the ads on the right is for "Rate my Clit"'

9:07 Personal> Asezerael forehead slaps

9:07 To Asezerael> Xanter facepalms... hard

Quoteid: 627

Another Nerrin quote :p


6:04 Personal> Nerrin ponders giving Calvin a tiger golem and seeing if 
he deactivates it whenever other people are around.

Quoteid: 626

Nerrin scares me...



5:52 Arthilius clans '@#$%@#$@#$@#$@#$$#$@%@#%&^&$%#%#@$^%@#!$#^@$^#$%#!%$@%^%#$%!#$%@!#'


5:53 Arthilius clans 'translate that however you want too'


5:53 Nerrin clans 'Good heavens, I didn't know you could /do/ that with 
a cow's gall bladder!'

Quoteid: 625

Why I love lensmoor...



[INFO] Testpillow has returned to Lensmoor.

10:21 OOC> Xanter snores on testpillow

[INFO] Testpillow has left Lensmoor.

Quoteid: 624

What the hell? :-p


2:34 [INFO] Someone has just been 'fixed'.

Quoteid: 623

I'm scared...



9:44 Karilor tells you 'XANTER! XANTER! HE'S OUR MAN! IF HE CAN'T DO IT, SALMON CAN!'

Quoteid: 622

2:16 Inkalk gossips (L) 'Does anybody know where I might acquire an ass?'
2:16 Oriana gossips (L) 'I think everyone comes with one naturally.  Have you misplaced yours?'
2:16 Hector gossips (L) 'look behind you'
2:17 Valeska gossips (L) 'It appears that you've just found two.'
2:17 Inkalk gossips (L) 'Apparently so.'
2:17 Inkalk gossips (L) 'But I was looking more along the lines of a creature I could ride.'
2:17 Oriana gossips (L) 'Does Piper sell them?'
2:18 Inkalk gossips (L) 'I thought he did, but he only seems to sell carts.'
2:18 Inkalk gossips (L) 'Ah!'
2:18 Inkalk gossips (L) 'Thank ya.'
2:18 Hector gossips (L) 'did someone just hand him his ass?'
2:18 Inkalk gossips (L) 'A hired hand did indeed hand me my ass.'
2:19 Oriana gossips (L) 'Well, thank the gods.'
2:19 Gan gossips (L) 'Someone please.... he just needs an ass..'
2:19 Inkalk gossips (L) 'No no, I found my ass.'
2:19 Inkalk gossips (L) 'In fact, I'm sitting on my ass now.'
2:19 Indrid gossips (L) 'Criminitley, even I'M not this immature.'
2:19 Gan gossips (L) 'Say donkey then.'

Quoteid: 621

Scary..


10:39 Anahstacia asks you 'How'd the history quest go?'
 
10:39 You ask Anahstacia 'History quest?'
 
10:39 Anahstacia tells you 'Oiy. Test!'
 
10:39 You tell Anahstacia '...'
 
10:39 You tell Anahstacia 'You've been playing too long.'
 
10:40 Anahstacia tells you 'Nope >.>'

Quoteid: 620

Apparently I'm not the only person who should sleep more.


9:04 Vodran gossips (L) 'Is there a 'Karilor' about the lands?'
9:04 Karilor gossips (L) 'Aye.'
9:05 Vodran gossips (L) 'I see. I wonder if he would care to speak with me?'
9:06 Karilor gossips (L) 'If he were given a few moments, I'm sure he would.'
9:07 Vodran gossips (L) 'A few, then. I trust you will not keep me waiting long.'
9:07 Indrid gossips (L) 'This Karilor sounds like he likes talking the third
9:07 Indrid gossips (L) 'This Karilor sounds like he likes talking in the third person.'
9:07 Indrid gossips (L) 'Indrid should try that sometime.'
9:07 Karilor gossips (L) 'He says he didn't start it.'
9:07 Hector gossips (L) 'im sure that hector agrees'
9:08 Indrid gossips (L) 'AUGH. This is gonna get SO ANNOYING.'
9:08 Qaz gossips (L) 'Qaz doesn't think so.'
 
Five minutes later:
 
<Karilor> the third person appears in the room.

Quoteid: 619

I really dont want to know...


Graelik puts a restring token in a body cavity.



Graelik stops using a body cavity.
The flap of scales covering Graelik's body cavity seemingly soften into 
a fleshy material and knits into an indistinguishable incision. 


Graelik wears a body cavity about its body.
Graelik hooks a clawed-hand into its abdomen and tears a thick layer of 
scales open, revealing a cavity within its body. 

Quoteid: 618



8:27 Delacroix tells you 'I really don't want to think about Arawn 
grinding his organ or playing with his monkeys... :('

Quoteid: 617

7:22 Indra OOCs 'I will tell him to bend over, I need a refill.'


7:22 Killian OOCs 'Thats so many levels of wrong out of context and probably in as well'

Quoteid: 616

(Not that it is news but hey :-p)

4:41 Lena worshippers 'Ibenos was cheap and easy.  How could I say no? ^_^;

Quoteid: 615


[INFO] Gan has attained level 68!


[INFO] Haytil has attained level 51!


8:30 Gan grats 'WE ARE THE NEW MIARI TADHG'

Quoteid: 614

(submitten by Syankim)

Personal> Miari snickers. He's asleep next to me, snoring one second, 
and giggling the next. it's creepy.

You tell Miari 'Well you know if you initiate it if he is any kind of 
man he would not turn it down no matter how tired he was....lol'

Miari tells you 'eh, I'd rather take a sleeping pill. :P'

Quoteid: 613

[INFO] The Great Hunt has been called off on account of rain.

Quoteid: 612


7:30 Hector PKillers 'You turn your rage on a young child!'

7:30 Hector PKillers 'i suddenly feel like a redneck..'

Quoteid: 611

5:48 Joshua OOCs 'Sounds like you got way too much time on your hands.'

5:48 Kaervas OOCs 'Well, he's here.'

5:48 Cizin OOCs 'thats a real dur response:P'

5:48 Kaervas OOCs 'Dibs on whirlpool!'

5:48 Kaervas OOCs 'Err, misch'

5:48 Khale OOCs 'hahaha'

5:48 Kestal OOCs 'rofl'

5:48 Kenric OOCs 'LENS QUOTE!!'

5:49 Khale OOCs 'no'

5:49 Khale OOCs 'no quotes that might have me in 'em'

5:49 Kenric OOCs 'it doesnt have you in it'

5:49 Khale OOCs 'oh ok'

Quoteid: 610

[Note 430/434]
To:      xanter
From:    Yanac
Subject: Player Council Vote
Date:    Thu Sep  7 15:15:49 2006
===========================================================================
After the info below was provided, I have decided to vote for the player 
council: 
 
I have it on good authority that the Mind Flayer has gotten a total of 0 
votes for Player Council. I'll have you know he's in his room crying his 
eyes out as we speak. 
 
Count my vote for the Mind Flayer, please.
 
That is all.

Quoteid: 609


[Note 417/417]
To:      Xanter
From:    Tadhg
Subject: >_<
Date:    Thu Sep  7 13:10:12 2006
===========================================================================
You exclaim to a stingray 'THIS IS FOR STEVE!'
A stingray looks blankly at you.
 
c eld sting
Your destructive eldritch bolt injures a stingray!

Quoteid: 608

Why tadhg scares me...



7:22 Tadhg tells you 'FAPFAPFAP!'

[INFO] Tadhg has left Lensmoor.

Quoteid: 607

This is not the greatest restore in the world. It's just a tribute.

Quoteid: 606

4:56 Kayne OOCs 'KIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL'

4:58 Xanter OOCs 'You see Kayne, in his fabled crotchless raccoon costume, dancing merrily '
4:58 Xanter OOCs 'with his furry companions. =^_^='
4:58 OOC> Xanter flees

4:58 OOC> Asezerael lash bats

4:59 Asezerael OOCs 'you're fleeing from a guy in a racoon costume'

4:59 Asezerael OOCs 'Xanter...I thought you'd be braver than that'

4:59 Lared OOCs 'I would be, too. Kayne is very violent in his affections.'

4:59 Asezerael OOCs 'you know this why?'

5:00 Xanter OOCs 'it is crotchless Asezerael... Why wouldnt I flee?'

5:00 Lared OOCs 'Haven't you ever watched how his clanmates walk?'

5:00 Xanter OOCs 'very carefully'

5:00 Lared OOCs 'I was referring to their bowlegged state.'

5:01 Syankim OOCs 'Kayne is nicknamed Bubba for a reason. :P'

5:01 Asezerael OOCs 'they get lucky all the time?'

5:02 OOC> Kayne is in your shower, cutting the rope on your soap.

Quoteid: 605

4:39 Miphut OOCs 'Amne is #1!'


4:40 OOC> Xanter hogs the Amne




Amne's #1ness has restored you!

Quoteid: 604

(Oh really ^.^)

10:00 PKiller> Qaz grows manhos in his backyard and eats them allllll the 
time, mmmm mmm goood 
 
10:01 Qaz PKillers 'er, mangos'
 
10:01 Qaz PKillers 'Xanter isn't allowed to see that -_-'

Quoteid: 603

2:17 Chat 666> Seragon twirls his hair and chews his gum, 'Like I was 
with this guy and he was like so hot and then the wind came and there 
was a leaf in his hair and I was like OMG!  And so I like dumped him.'

Quoteid: 602

A darkness falls from the heavens, swirling to form Celeste.
Celeste grabs Ekard in a head lock and NOOGIES him... ARGH!!!
A dark laugh echoes as Celeste fades from your view.

Quoteid: 601

0:00 Karnis OOCs 'If you buy those for me, I will totally wear them'

0:00 Xanter OOCs 'do they have your size? :-p'

0:00 Azshanna OOCs 'thought you said no more gifts'

0:00 Indra OOCs 'I don't think they sell them in 'Twizzler Boy' size'

0:00 OOC> Azshanna loves to buy her friends things!!

0:00 Karnis OOCs 'It wasn't a twizzler'

0:01 Karnis OOCs 'It was a Red Vine, and omg, that was years ago'

0:01 Indra OOCs 'ok..Skinny Red Dildo of Doom'

0:01 Deki OOCs '........'

0:01 Deki OOCs 'Alrighty then!'

0:01 Jeredin OOCs 'c 'TMI' Indra'

0:01 Deki OOCs 'c 'sleep' deki'

Quoteid: 600



Celeste says in felinx 'ok he corrected me'

Celeste says in felinx 'not normal, but isn't buggy'

Celeste snickers softly.

Quoteid: 599

2:31 Lared asks you 'Hm, think I should nominate myself for this council thing?'

2:31 You tell Lared '-no-'

2:31 Lared asks you 'On what grounds?'

Quoteid: 598

(restore)

Ya'll don't know what it's like, living on the hard streets of Semdea. Selling
ferrling pelts on da corner to survive.


10:24 OOC> Xanter facepalms

10:24 OOC> Xanter sings 'in the ghetto'


10:25 Dredor tells you 'That restore was inspired by that log of Nowe 
you have up on your site, btw :P'




I'm gonna go to sleep too!

Quoteid: 597

And Yanac said on the tenth day, 'Ye, ye players of Lensmoor, weary and 
bold.  Shower me with praise, and kittens, for I am more awesome.  If ye 
do this, I shall be kind and ye shall be restored.'

Quoteid: 596

5:53 Indra OOCs 'my fingers just know where to go'

5:53 Azshanna OOCs 'don't make me kick you in the face again'

Quoteid: 595

9:25 Sadie OOCs 'It seemed like you were saying that me staying my ass here
sounded good to you. In the "good, stay there bitch" sense.'

9:25 Sadie OOCs 'erm'

9:25 OOC> Sadie turns off ooc now.

9:25 OOC> Darque snickers

9:25 Denko OOCs 'ROFLMAO'

9:25 Tetricus OOCs 'just walk away...'

9:25 OOC> Astelin boggles

9:25 Sadie OOCs 'I shouldn't roomooc and ooc and tell at the same time. Really.'

9:25 OOC> Roei holds back the quoting finger

9:25 OOC> Tetricus thinks you should

9:26 Reggie OOCs 'Sadie, you're my hero.'

9:26 Sadie OOCs 'Shush, move along kids. :P'

9:26 Amne OOCs 'Kids?'

9:26 Sadie OOCs 'Nothing to see here, level 3 profanity happens.'

9:26 OOC> Caspia tucks Sadie into bed after too many drinks

9:26 Gan OOCs 'lol'

9:26 Denko OOCs '=D'

Quoteid: 594

4:45 Cadman tells you 'whatever ariella sends you is a lie'

(10 min later I get an email)

(talking about doom 2)
 
Cadman tells you 'I don't even know what a .wad file is and that's 
horrible.'
 
To Cadman> Ariella laughs. a .wad is a file to play certain levels.
 
Cadman tells you 'ah'
 
 
Personal> Cadman hacks your level.
 
To Cadman> Ariella orders her ex to lose his .wad on you.
 
 
Personal> Cadman swallows.
 
 
Cadman tells you 'HA'

Quoteid: 593

1:57 OOC> Tadhg realized he has been wearing headphones for about 4 
hours, and not listening to music. o.O

1:57 OOC> Raen snickers

1:57 Detari OOCs 'Minature ear warmers.'

1:58 Tadhg OOCs 'tpb Miari's. So comfortable, I forgot I had them on.'

1:58 OOC> Detari hopes you're still talking about earphones.

1:58 OOC> Tadhg laughs. 'Yes.' :P

Quoteid: 592

4:59 OOC> Qaz squeals at his 12 mastered spells.

5:01 Deki OOCs 'Pants don't make the man! They make him street legal!'

5:01 Ariella OOCs 'tell that to cadman.'

Quoteid: 591

12:07 Indra OOCs 'I am banned from a certain Walmart in a certain town 
in Indiana because of a football incident'

12:07 Lared OOCs 'That is the height of awesome.'

12:07 OOC> Xanter snickers

12:08 Indra OOCs 'my best friend told me to go long..so I did...Manager 
intercepted...so I tackled him.'

12:08 OOC> Xanter rofls

Quoteid: 590


12:03 Indra OOCs 'Khale you are about as shy as a fat man at a buffet'

Quoteid: 589

10:29 Gan gossips (L) 'Don't join reives we suck :('


10:29 Malur Newbiehelps (A) 'but Xanter can make any cup of tea!'


10:29 Gossip (L) Kaliya smirks


10:29 Gossip (L) Gan kicks that to newb


10:29 You Newbiehelp 'I think we have strayed from the newbiehelp 
subject though ;)'


10:29 OOC> Alaxstrasza sputters, 'rofl gan'

Quoteid: 588

[Chatter 33/33]
To:      all
From:    Xanter
Subject: re multiclanning etc
Date:    Fri Aug  4 20:51:17 2006
===========================================================================
It all boils down to this:
 
   People suck


Chatter 33 Posted


3:51 Syankim tells you 'But nice people swallow.'

Quoteid: 587


Seragons vibrant rendition of Madona's Like a Virgin leaves you in awe.  So much awe.

Quoteid: 586

[AFK] 
[INFO] Manza has been slaughtered.
[INFO] Manza has been slaughtered.
Manza's destructive touch of death consumes a Highland Gypsy's body!
Manza is DEAD!!
dead now
[INFO] Manza has been slaughtered.
You hear Manza's death cry.
[AFK] 
1:03 Qaz OOCs 'we got a tripler guys'
1:03 Ander OOCs 'woot triple death'
[AFK] 
1:03 Katona OOCs 'that had to hurt.'
[AFK] 
Log is off
Goodbye, hope to see you again soon.

Quoteid: 585

4:50 You tell Morgan 'Was before my time. I joined fall 2001.' 

4:50 Morgan tells you 'You young'un :P' 
 
4:50 You tell Morgan 'Yeah, I'm a newbie. Oooh... what does this here button do...' 
 
4:50 Morgan tells you 'EEEEEP!!!' 
 
4:50 Personal> Morgan hides. 
 
[INFO] Morgan has left Lensmoor. 
 

Quoteid: 584


[QUEST] Arawn has announced a quest!
[QUEST] The quest is to slay as many a rat (might be Arawn) as possible.
[QUEST] There are 30 minutes for the quest. Type QUEST JOIN to partake.

Quoteid: 583

6:29 Chat 8888> Lared hates electronics. Hardware is for losers.

6:29 Seragon chats (8888) '<3 hardware'

6:30 Seragon chats (8888) 'It's harder but so much more fun.'

6:30 You chat (8888) 'hardware is fun'

6:30 Seragon chats (8888) 'The last thing I made was a street light set 
for my moms little painted town she has.'


6:30 Lared chats (8888) 'I will only mess with hardware if I know 
EXACTLY what I want to do and it won't take that much time.'

6:31 You chat (8888) 'hardware hacking is fuuun'


6:31 Chat 8888> Lared doesn't hack for fun, he hacks for results. 
Preferably results that are done quickly.

6:31 You chat (8888) 'too bad'



6:32 Personal> *bleeeep*  thinks that is known as 'script kiddie'

Quoteid: 582

Submitted by Yanac (irl friend of mine :-p)

11:19 Deki tells you 'At any rate, I have to go be a good employee. It was 
good getting my arse handed to me. NExt time...NEXT TIME I SAY! You shall 
not be so lucky! I am like joker, I may goto jail but eventually...I'll 
cripple your sidekick. *points at xanter*' 

Quoteid: 581


[QUEST] Eurekah has announced a quest!
[QUEST] The quest is to collect Cadman and Irathale's pants.
[QUEST] There are 20 minutes for the quest. Type QUEST JOIN to partake.


3:18 OOC> Miari cackles!

3:18 OOC> Cadman sobs!

3:18 Claira OOCs 'Eeeerm, do we really want to touch those???'

3:18 Eurekah OOCs 'up to you!'

3:18 OOC> Kenaro laughs!!

3:18 Eurekah OOCs 'Who knows where they've been?'

3:18 Irathale OOCs 'You can't pick them up? o.O'

[QUEST] Shek has joined the quest.

3:18 Xaylyss OOCs 'well not on that's for sure :)'

3:18 Cadman OOCs 'Why won't you people leave me alone?!'

3:18 Eurekah OOCs 'Well darn one sec.'

3:18 OOC> Cadman runs off crying!

3:18 OOC> Shek cant get them ;_;

3:19 Someone OOCs 'They're stuck to the ground, it seems. Creepy.'

3:19 Cadman OOCs 'not any more they're not'

3:19 Irathale OOCs 'Super sticky.'

3:19 OOC> Shek ews

3:19 Miari OOCs 'eeew... what's on them...?'


3:19 Eurekah OOCs 'Ok here are more...'


3:20 OOC> Cadman saves a pair in his memory chest then goes back to 
gnashing his teeth in his house

Quoteid: 580

Ahhhh, the joy of typoes :D


1:53 Alatariel gossips (L) 'I am looking for a killed teacher to teach a 
few fundamentals. Dodge, Parry and perhaps how to heal myself.'

Quoteid: 579

Ezme says 'Well....demon boners are always special.'

Quoteid: 578

4:11 Khale OOCs 'dear god who is bright '

4:11 Xanter OOCs 'donors'

4:11 Khale OOCs 'but i like it'

4:11 Khale OOCs 'i know'

4:11 Sarlidin OOCs 'Obviously not you ;)'

4:11 OOC> Sarlidin cackles. 'Left yourself open.'

Quoteid: 577

2:26 Lylim OOCs 'no going pimp form Qaz... my cheek stills hurts from that last pimp slap'

2:26 Lylim OOCs 'miss'

Quoteid: 576

Shows who are dirty people :-p


6:21 Renzel OOCs 'fisting!'

6:21 Renzel OOCs '...'

6:21 Graelik OOCs '.............'

6:21 You OOC 'umm... yeah'

6:21 OOC> Xanter patpats renzel

6:22 Renzel OOCs 'sorry.. mis...'

Quoteid: 575

Bardicer OOCs 't swen is it true canadians do it doggy style so they can 
both watch the hockey game?'

Quoteid: 574



Group> Irathale clears his throat. 'Ok. So, like, what did Nowe say to Rhyax?' 

Irathale tells the group '"...this one time, at banned camp..."' 

Irathale tells the group 'HAHAHHAHahAHhahaHhahaH!'

Quoteid: 573

4:16 Wold OOCs 'my shield block isn't kicking in at all.  what's wrong 
with this pickture?'
4:16 Xanter OOCs 'using a shield? ;)'
4:16 Renzel OOCs 'Wearing a shiled?'
4:16 Wold OOCs 'yes...'
4:16 OOC> Wold grins
4:16 Renzel OOCs 'What's shield block at?'
4:16 Wold OOCs 'I was thinking quicklings were no good at it... ummm 
56%'
4:17 Renzel OOCs 'or was it retoricle?'
4:17 Renzel OOCs 'Ew...'
4:17 Renzel OOCs 'That's why :P'
4:17 Renzel OOCs 'use some pracs.'
4:18 Wold OOCs '73%'
4:26 Wold OOCs 'shield block kicked in!'


[INFO] Wold has been slaughtered.


4:26 Wold OOCs 'ah nuts'

Quoteid: 572

5:50 Deki tells you 'I can't find my ass in a room full of mirrors.

Quoteid: 571

5:22 Lominga OOCs 'what is that thing called where samurais kill themselves? Sodoku?'

5:22 Riana OOCs 'rofl!'

Quoteid: 570

2:29 You worshipper 'Mmm, this corn is so good. :D'

2:29 Worshipper> Raizel emails some to Indra.

2:30 Indra (High Priest) worshippers 'yay. Streamed Corn!'

2:30 Worshipper> Raizel facepalms.

2:30 Sadie worshippers 'rofl'

Quoteid: 569

12:02 Gan gossips (L) 'Deican put some clothes back on ticket sales are dropping'


12:02 OOC> Gan kicks that to clan

Quoteid: 568


8:48 Mawriece OOCs 'I expect that when you say 'fishing pole' you do 
not, in fact, mean a person from Poland who is presently fishing..?'

Quoteid: 567

5:37 Yan PKillers 'It is days like this when I abuse the information I 
have access to as an employee of a cable internet isp to add people to 
my personal friends list in detail.'

5:37 Marthe PKillers 'yay for yan. i guess'

5:37 PKiller> Dolor is invisible so ha


5:38 You PKiller 'by "friends list" do you mean 'the first to be fed 
upon by Cthulhu when he returns' ?'


5:38 Someone PKillers 'blessed be his name'

5:38 Deki PKillers 'Cthulhu is that endless blob of ever changing matter right?'

5:38 Someone PKillers 'That's Odo.'

Quoteid: 566


5:36 Dolor PKillers 'throw in an angel slave and ba,m im in'

5:36 Dolor PKillers 'prefably female, but i can sell the male.'

5:36 Graelik PKillers 'Out of pillows?'

Quoteid: 565



11:12 OOC> Gisuane beats his source control system with a 2x4

11:12 OOC> Xanter snickers

11:12 Someone OOCs 'Which one do you use?'

11:12 OOC> Gisuane paints a large profanity on it before resuming the beating.

11:13 Gisuane OOCs 'Perforce.'

11:13 OOC> Jake snickers. 'Gis is beating it, Yanac would be proud.

11:13 OOC> Xanter rofls

11:13 Gisuane OOCs 'Jake. Shut up.'

11:13 Xanter OOCs 'Bad Bad jake'

11:13 OOC> Raizel laughs!

Quoteid: 564


2:16 You OOC 'quake quake quaaake all day looong quaking while i sing this sooooong'


[100|100|92|292|30|74|neutral||]Earthquake (4)

2:17 Arawn OOCs 'hush you'


2:17 Arawn OOCs ';)'


The earth trembles.
ooc Quakes are good :D

The earth stops shaking.

Now storing tells.
2:17 You OOC 'Quakes are good :D'
The day has begun.

ooc 1. You code. 2. Free restore. 3. I get to take a bathroom break in the crafting ;)

ls



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2:22 [INFO] oops

Quoteid: 563

11:16 OOC> Xanter is le-tired

11:17 Karythar OOCs 'Pineapple is now an adjective?'

11:17 Killian OOCs 'Yes'

11:17 OOC> Killian looks up adjective

11:17 Someone OOCs 'Verb, too.'

11:17 Killian OOCs 'its what you do'


A large Michelin comes hurtling out of the sky and lands on you.


11:17 Karythar OOCs 'So, the act of pineappling involves the throwing of 
heavy, spiked fruit?'


11:18 Someone OOCs 'I think we need a demonstration!!'

11:18 Someone OOCs 'Stop dodging, blast it!'

11:18 Karythar OOCs 'Hah, took you three tries!'

11:18 You OOC 'A large Michelin comes hurtling out of the sky and lands on you.'

11:18 Someone OOCs 'Wow. Looks like you're "tired", Xanter..'


11:18 OOC> Xanter cries


11:19 Gimtor OOCs 'And that was me, all me.'

Quoteid: 562

11:11 Gimtor tells you 'A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The 
chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and 
the egg is frowning and looking put out. The egg mutters to no one in 
particular, "I guess we answered that question."'

Quoteid: 561


9:33 Khale tells you '"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."'

Quoteid: 560

(Discussion about making mead?)

11:32 Gimtor OOCs 'Aww'

11:32 Malur OOCs 'you can farm "Wax"'

11:32 OOC> Lared farms Gimtors.

11:32 Malur OOCs 'I don't want waxy mead'

11:32 Xanter OOCs 'with waxcraft you can make candles, toys and... rope'

11:32 Jarieth OOCs 'rope'

11:32 Raizel OOCs 'Wax rope.'

11:32 Jarieth OOCs 'huh'

11:32 Raizel OOCs 'Like glass rope.'

11:32 Jarieth OOCs 'Don't ever take me mountain climbing, Xanter.'

11:32 Gimtor OOCs '"farm beeswax" You get some beeswax. "squeeze 
beeswax" You get some honey.'

11:32 Xanter OOCs 'you can make rope in all crafts'

11:33 Raizel OOCs 'Hmm. A steel rope.'

11:33 OOC> Malur wonders if waxcraft is maybe an inuendo?

11:33 OOC> Morgan tasted some honey from her roommate's hives a few days ago... delicious.

11:33 Xanter OOCs 'huh?'

11:33 Alaxstrasza OOCs '....'

11:33 Kestal OOCs 'oh boi'

Quoteid: 559



3:25 Indra OOCs 'ok Riana...c'mere and sit in my trailer for an hour and see if it gets hot'

3:25 Indra OOCs 'um..wait..that didn't come out right.'

3:25 Indra OOCs 'nevermind :P'

Quoteid: 558

7:54 Indra OOCs 'me? no. I use baby wipes'

7:54 Orinn OOCs 'o.O'

7:54 Indra OOCs 'every soldier has baby wipes with them at all times!'

7:54 OOC> Xanter doesnt comment

7:54 Orinn OOCs 'tmi Indra'

Quoteid: 557

(uber-pwned :-p)

1:22 Personal> Lowen blinks, "Are the plains in Grift often completely farmed out?"

1:23 You tell Lowen 'hmm, dunno'

1:24 To Lowen> Xanter is lazy and just aldurs to the ruins of alg

1:24 You tell Lowen 'plenty of fertile farmland there'

1:24 Lowen tells you 'Hum'

1:24 Personal> Lowen has gone through probably 300 rooms in Grift, and nothing

1:25 Personal> Lowen gives up and tries Algol :P



1:25 Lowen tells you '.......shit'

1:26 You ask Lowen 'been flying?'

1:26 Personal> Lowen sighs and nods.

Quoteid: 556


8:39 Malachai OOCs 'Only a portion of my madness is shown on here. I 
leave a very distinct impression in person.'


8:40 Karnis OOCs 'It usually involves some freaky japanese pornography, 
and/or violence.'


8:40 Malachai OOCs 'Word.'

Quoteid: 555

Gimtor's handiwork, of course. Gotta love the fleshy goodness. 
 
A chunk of meat falls from the sky. 
 
And another. 
 
More pieces of bloody flesh continue to fall. 
 
The flesh is followed by internal organs, eyeballs, and various other 
body parts. 
 
 
A deep voice booms across the land, in song: 
 
 
'IT'S A-RAININ' MEN! HALLELUJA, IT'S RAININ' MEN! 

Quoteid: 554

(Submitted by Anahstacia)

Tsanic clans 'I got the greatest mom in the world, got
me the complete first and second season of Dinosaurs
on DVD!!!'
 
Clan> Tsanic wiggles around all happy like
 
Clan> Anahstacia snickers.
 
Indra clans 'Not tha Momma!'
 
Tsanic clans 'I'm the baby, got to love me!'
 
Indra clans 'heh heh heh'
 
Clan> Anahstacia hands out little purple pills.
 
Clan> Tsanic cackles insanely.
 
Indra clans 'I loved that show..too bad it got
cancelled :('
 
Indra clans 'hey! how did you get my crazy pills?'
 
Tsanic clans 'yeah, need to protest disney till they
gring it back'
 
OOC> Indra trips Anah
 
Clan> Anahstacia inno's.
 
Indra OOCs 'mis'
 
Tsanic clans 'bring it back too'
 
OOC> Anahstacia cackles and kicks Indra back to clan.
 
You clan 'Naughty Indy, mischanner!'
 
Indra clans 'i know :9'
 
Clan> Anahstacia dons leather and gets a whip.
 
Indra clans 'I'm not used to conversation on clan!'
 
Indra clans 'oooo'
 
Clan> Anahstacia laughs.
 
Indra clans 'don't be doin stuff like that..I have
been in the desert for 10 months'
 
Clan> Indra is hormonal!
 
Tsanic clans 'hey, your suppose to be my mistress in
leather!'
 
You clan 'Dur, that was the point, to get a reaction.'
 
Clan> Tsanic confuses Indra by donning a pink thong
and pole dances.
 
You clan 'Oh my.'
 
Clan> Indra explodes
 
Tsanic clans 'I think I killed him'
 
Tsanic clans 'lol'
 
Clan> Tsanic hopes that is not the dirty explodes....
 
You clan 'ROFLMFAO!'
 
Clan> Indra dirties all over you both
 
Clan> Tsanic would like to state for the record that
-I- am not insane, just got issues is all.
 
Clan> Indra has tissues
 
Tsanic clans 'still leaves your fingers sticky'
 
Clan> Indra has hand sanitizer
 
You clan 'Wow.'
 
Tsanic clans 'tongue doesn't count as hand sanitizer.'
 
Indra clans 'stop licking my hand then, Anah...gah!'
 
Clan> Anahstacia hides from the scary men.
 
Clan> Tsanic pouts 'I thought you were a one hand girl
Anah.'
 
You clan 'Hey now, leave me outta this.'
 
You ask Xanter 'Need a funny lensquote?'
 
Xanter tells you 'always'
 
You tell Xanter 'It's ... Perverted.'
 
Personal> Xanter squeals
 
You tell Xanter 'Indra and Tsanic are bored on clan,
I'm suffering. Lemme edit out just clan.'

Quoteid: 553

You've given birth to a dead horse.

10:42 Nok OOCs 'omg that hurts'

10:43 Lowen OOCs 'A liche's dreamchild?'


10:43 OOC> Yanac beats it.


10:43 OOC> Xanter doesnt comment


10:43 Gisuane OOCs '...'


10:43 Yanac OOCs 'Not sure I  got that, Xan. Not sure I want to.'


10:43 Personal> Gisuane thinks he smells a lensquote

10:43 Lowen OOCs 'You don't'

10:43 Lowen OOCs 'I did, sadly'

10:44 OOC> Gisuane got it.

10:44 You tell Gisuane 'for sure'

10:44 You OOC 'do i need to mention salmon? :p'

10:44 OOC> Gisuane cries in a corner.

10:44 OOC> Lowen joins Gis in the corner.


10:44 Yanac OOCs 'I was referring to the dead horse, but y'all are sick people.'


10:44 OOC> Kirashi sends Xanter to another corner.

Quoteid: 552

Someone pulls a string.
An arrow spins around, landing on a picture of a cow.
 
10:51 Lucia OOCs 'thanks!'

10:51 Deki OOCs 'Nice :)'

10:51 Balasubrah OOCs 'lolol'

10:51 Kirashi OOCs 'I can't help but to see cows and think of Lensmoor. ;_;'

10:51 Seishirou OOCs 'awesome!'

10:51 Riana OOCs 'Steak tonight!'

10:51 Riana OOCs 'oh.. just a picture :('

10:52 Kirashi OOCs 'Tpb Denko, Reultair, and I were driving up to see tpb Kelan
ie and everytime we'd pass a pasture of cows, we'd giggle. See what you've done to us!?'

10:52 OOC> Nydica facepalms.

0:52 Riana OOCs 'That is pretty bad :('

10:52 OOC> Doedel cackles!

10:52 OOC> Nydica used to giggle at cows before this game existed.

Quoteid: 551


8:25 OOC> Zeet nudges doedel, dude, you really need to relax and get a 
tad less serious, itll be good for you :)


8:25 OOC> Indra hands Doedel a milkshake


8:25 Alaena OOCs 'he is probably feeling picked upon'

8:26 Alaena OOCs 'uh oh'


8:26 Alaena OOCs 'does your milkshake bring the boys to the hard, 
Indra?'

8:26 Alaena OOCs 'er yeah *coughs* yard***'


8:26 Someone OOCs 'o.O'


8:26 Kenaro OOCs '.. >.>'


8:26 Layla OOCs 'freudian..? ;)'


8:26 Zeet OOCs 'hehe'


8:26 Someone OOCs 'o.O'

Quoteid: 550

10:26 Indra OOCs 'I don't want me mum to see my unmade bed, Xanter..so I 
can't post that?'

10:27 Eurekah OOCs 'They kick you out of the army for not making your 
bed, don't they?'

10:27 Indra OOCs 'shhhh'

10:28 Indra OOCs 'it's actually made....I was just goading Xanter'


10:28 OOC> Eurekah bounces a quarter.

10:28 Indra OOCs 'because -that- is enjoyment'

10:29 Indra OOCs 'no..the quarter bounces off my rear, Eurekah...but 
feel free to use 20s ;)'


10:29 Eurekah OOCs '...'

10:29 Eurekah OOCs 'Haha'


10:29 OOC> Riana laughs at Indra

10:29 OOC> Kirashi laughs.

Quoteid: 549



11:25 Nerrin clans 'There seems to be a frozen pizza in the freezer from 
before I went to college.'

11:25 You clan 'scary'


11:25 Nerrin clans 'I'm going to try cooking it.'

11:25 You clan 'even scarier'



11:28 Clan> Nerrin cackles.

Quoteid: 548

*cries* Another one

9:07 Gossip (L) Lucia smiles and steps lighter, and taller.
9:08 Gossip (L) Kenaro tilts his head to one side questioningly.
9:08 Malachai gossips (L) 'Don't go too excited. This is only 
temporary.'
9:08 Gossip (L) Riana sniffles as she watches Lucia.  'Mah baby's done 
gone and grown up really, really, really quickly on me..'
9:08 Gossip (L) Lucia arches an eyebrow before snorting softly.
9:08 Riana gossips (L) 'Oh, she's just like her Momma..'
9:09 Gossip (L) Riana sniffles some more.
9:09 Gossip (L) Siria frosts lucia's toes
9:09 Gossip (L) Lucia laughs and sticks her chest out subconciously 'I 
am like you Mama, in a lota ways.'
9:10 Gossip (L) Riana chokes on her drink.
9:11 Gossip (L) Malachai rubs his eyes and sighs, 'Jes like her mother.'
9:11 Gossip (L) Lucia eyes her much-too-tight clothing.
9:11 Indra gossips (L) 'I'd say'

Quoteid: 547

9:09 OOC> Pedlar got called mean :(

9:09 Pedlar OOCs 'by a cow-worker'

9:09 Pedlar OOCs 'co-worker*'



Alyx roomoocs 'Cow-worker? doedel?'


Alyx roomoocs 'You know you've been playing lensmoor too long when you 
see a field of cows and go "Look! Doedels!"'

Quoteid: 546

Gimtor utters the words, 'create water'.
Gimtor turns wine into water!

    .... ew...

Quoteid: 545

Seragon utters the words, 'dispel illusion'.
That hot new sprite who was all over you?  Yeah.  Your grandmother.

Quoteid: 544

9:32 Delacroix OOCs 'I swear I want to cry everytime I read a post where 
something Lensmoor related is called 'work'...'

9:33 Delacroix OOCs 'An OOC post, that is. IC posts are understandable.'

9:33 Gisuane OOCs 'Which post?'

9:33 Delacroix OOCs 'Methinks there are a few in both the manastone 
change thread and the rp points threads on the chatter board.'

9:34 Delacroix OOCs 'Makes me feel like maybe I'm Milton from Office 
Space and I'm just not getting a pay check but everyone else is and the 
cake... you see...'

9:34 OOC> Xanter grins

9:35 Delacroix OOCs 'I spoke to Arawn about my pay check and he said I 
needed to speak with accounting, but now I have to mud from a telnet 
session in the basement and...'

Quoteid: 543

Leira has transferred you.
Teh Delet Offis

[Exits: north east west]
     Leira's bulletin board hangs on a wall.
     A large mahogany desk has been set on the carpet.
 (m) (s F knaeli) (F) Leira is here.
 (X) (s F cat) A blazing firecat is sleeping at a mahogany desk.


Leira exclaims in antrippan 'WELCOME TO TEH DELET OFFIS!'

You say 'omg'

Leira says in antrippan 'And stuff.'


Leira has transferred you.

Quoteid: 542

7:38 Malachai OOCs 'Fap fap fap. Against Me! is coming in July!'

7:39 Malachai OOCs 'Err...mischan heh.'

Quoteid: 541





You PKiller 'so I can hand your butt to you like i did last 
time?'






New World 220 (Personal)> Kirashi: Lensmoor Parcel Service Delivery2

[100|100|100][10000][51AC][(][/|62]lensmoorian   evil 
world
Lensmoor Parcel Service Delivery from Kirashi
You have received your butt.

Quoteid: 540


You utter the words, 'Rocshaman's Compassion'.
Swen is struck mute.

Quoteid: 539

Gimtor must be bored...

Oh Xaaaaanteeeer!



A statue of Chuck Norris plummets from the sky, heading right toward you!
*WHAM!*

Quoteid: 538

New World 203 (Personal)> Amne: Lensmoor Parcel Service Delivery2

world
Lensmoor Parcel Service Delivery from Amne
You have received an old hoe.


9:44 Amne tells you 'Those lonely nights for a poor, desperate man...'

Quoteid: 537

You utter the words, 'Gimtor's Compassion'.
You have burst into flames!

Quoteid: 536

And it is revealed...


12:00 OOC> Lared is the itching powder to Malachai's jockstrap.

Quoteid: 535

Inside joke...


8:17 Gimtor OOCs 'Hey, I DRIVE an ice cream truck... and I'm a bubble wrap salesman...'


8:17 OOC> Morgana marries Gimtor

Quoteid: 534

The always helpful Gimtor.
Timestamps are in my timezone... AM...


8:05 You OOC 'i'm going to hate myself in about ooh 7 hours'


8:05 Gimtor OOCs 'Stop procrastinating - start hating yourself now. :)'

Quoteid: 533

Doedel is a bad bad and sick sick cow...

After mentioning that Norway supplies Germany with large amounts of 
natural gas for cooking and heating...


7:15 Doedel tells you 'Germans are used to using gas...'

Quoteid: 532

6:41 You chat (397) 'http://omglolbah.net/uploads/alliancegank.jpg'

6:43 Gimtor chats (397) 'If that's Aera and Doedel, shame on you for not 
warning 'not safe for work'!'

6:43 You chat (397) 'you are a sick sick man'

Quoteid: 531

Itarielle would have -killed- me :-p



6:24 Gimtor asks you 'who's the one that hates "geetar"?'

6:24 You tell Gimtor 'Itarielle :D''

6:24 Gimtor tells you 'I thought so! I wasn't sure, though.'

6:25 Personal> Gimtor scans to see if she has an alt on.

6:25 Gimtor tells you 'Oh hell, this is easier:'



GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETAR!!



6:26 You OOC 'Well, tpb itarielle doesnt seem to be online so i'll 
probably live another day'

6:27 Morgana OOCs 'For now :P'

6:27 Someone OOCs 'Rats'

Quoteid: 530

The earth trembles.

The earth stops shaking.

A buzzing hummingbird now follows you.
Now storing tells.


6:15 Gordu OOCs 'that was not good'

6:15 Gordu OOCs 'I just lost my body in that earthquake'

6:15 Someone OOCs 'Check your inv'

6:15 Gordu OOCs 'ohh ok cool'

6:15 OOC> Caktonias grins.

6:15 Gordu OOCs 'whehhh'

6:15 Someone OOCs '"I say! You seem to be hauling a body around there, 
ol' chap!"'

6:15 Gordu OOCs 'wow I thought I lost it :)'

6:16 You ask Gimtor 'that has to be you?'

6:16 Personal> Gimtor giggles.

6:16 Gimtor tells you 'soon as I typed it, I typed 'who' to see if you 
were on.'

Quoteid: 529

4:32 Ozru chats (8888) 'A tip:'

4:32 Ozru chats (8888) 'When someone advises you to check the "Everything" box
on a Fedora Core 4 package list'

4:32 Ozru chats (8888) 'Smack 'em.'

Quoteid: 528


Ooooooo-kaaaaay, here's your restore. Now stop giving me the sad-puppy looks.

Ooooooo-kaaaaay, here's your restore. Now stop giving me the sad-puppy looks.wizi


7:32 Nok OOCs 'thanks:)'

7:33 Someone OOCs 'ACK'

Quoteid: 527



2:32 Allerwyn OOCs 'I was Gimtor's first. O:)'

Gimtor says in goetic 'daaamn'

Sue laughs at you mercilessly.  Hmmmmph.

Quoteid: 526


Oriana asks 'I've got one, what do you get when you look down a mole hole?'

Oriana says 'Mol(e)asses.'

Quoteid: 525

perform

You begin to perform a small piece.

You conclude your performance.
Gilles gives you 13 silver.

12:03 Gilles tells you 'Ass'

12:03 You tell Gilles 'rofl'

Gilles holds a silver flute in his hand.

Gilles begins to performs a small piece.

Gilles concludes his performance.
You give 1 silver to Gilles.

12:03 Gilles tells you 'Cheap bastard'

Quoteid: 524


12:10 Khale OOCs '1 winner per continent? or 1 winner overall?'

12:11 Someone OOCs 'I'll draw 1 on each continent, both boxes are 
feeding into the same name jar, so we might have 2 winners from the same 
continent.'

12:12 Khale OOCs 'ahhhh'

12:12 OOC> Khale is jarred.

12:12 Khale OOCs 'Khale preserves?'

12:12 Khale OOCs '*inno*'

[INFO] 8 minutes to get your raffle tickets, only 13 sold so far!


12:12 Someone tells you 'I'm thinking Khale + blender + jar = silence'

Quoteid: 523

After a rant about someone screwing with my laundry and at one point
dumping a load of 40-50 g-strings in my laundry basket:


11:32 Tyrio tells you 'smell the g strings! :P'

Quoteid: 522

[INFO] Itarielle has returned to Lensmoor.

3:21 Itarielle clans 'LA'

3:21 Itarielle clans 'DI'

3:21 Itarielle clans 'DA'

3:21 Itarielle clans 'LADIDA'

[INFO] Itarielle has left Lensmoor.

Quoteid: 521

Aera roomoocs 'which reminds me, I should ask amne what the message is 
when she has a child.  "you have sprouted a seedling"?'

Quoteid: 520

4:21 Worshipper (High Priest)> Killian invented paper

4:22 Dorjan worshippers 'All ink comes from my rectum. So...there!'

4:22 Killian (High Priest) worshippers 'so does my penis'
 
4:22 Killian (High Priest) worshippers 'BURN!'

4:22 Dorjan worshippers 'Wow.'

4:22 Dorjan worshippers 'Well...'

Quoteid: 519

(Submitted by Kalyia)

8:16 Dhalgren tells you '
There once was a louryl from Antrippa,
Who had a body like a Las Vegas strippa..
She was chased by a sprite,
Who thought he just might
get lucky and get in her zippas.. ;)

Quoteid: 518

<3 Morgana :D

1:10 Morgana chats (8888) 'I think I hear the ice cream truck....afk'

Quoteid: 517

(While discussing Windows Genuine Advantage)

4:19 SickPerson tells you 'I'm visualizing a flash animation, with Bill 
Gates wearing a Windows-logo Tshirt, looking somewhat dashing, looking 
off to the side with a smile as he convinces you what a suave and 
fantastic lover he is, while slowly and repeatedly ...'


4:19 SickPerson tells you '.. pounding it in to you, hunched over a barrel, 
your eyes going "BOING" with every hard, penetrating thrust..'


4:19 SickPerson tells you 'damn I wish I knew how to make that...'

Quoteid: 516

(Submitted by Yanac)

12:50 Skiiy OOCs 'What's the smell of crafting?'

12:50 Beryll OOCs 'Xanter.'

12:50 Skiiy OOCs 'Oh ya, I forgot.'

12:50 Skiiy OOCs 'The smell of crafting greets you as you enter.'

12:51 Skiiy OOCs 'So Xanter is hiding here somewhere, I guess...'

Quoteid: 515

10:43 Indra tells you 'forking processes on a server == baaaaad'

10:43 To Indra> Xanter grins

10:44 Indra tells you 'it's more ominous than Killian walking into a barn full of sheep'

10:44 To Indra> Xanter rofls

Quoteid: 514

<3 Gimtor


6:48 Gimtor tells you 'what happens when a hacker is no longer uber? He gets 'de1337ed''

Quoteid: 513

send 1800 xanter
New World 334> Qaz: Bank Transfer
You send 1800 gold to xanter, you have xxxxxx gold in your account.


Personal> Karnis wants money too


send 1 karnis
New World 333> Qaz: Bank Transfer
You send 1 gold to karnis, you have xxxxxx gold in your account.


Karnis tells you 'good puppet'

Quoteid: 512

9:38 Gimtor chats (xx) 'Wait a minute, who wiggled what at me earlier?'

9:39 Chat xx> Caliyx wiggled her bum at you@

9:39 Chat xx> Caliyx does it again!

9:39 Chat xx> Xanter takes pictures ^.^

9:39 Gimtor chats (xx) 'Oh my.'

9:39 You chat (xx) '7 minutes man... you're getting slow :p'

9:40 Caliyx chats (xx) 'I should have stripped.  If I had streaked by 
Gimmy, he'd have taken notice... I would HOPE.'

9:40 Gimtor chats (xx) 'I may disappear without a moment's notice, 
just so you know. still training my cat to poop in the toilet - it's 
kind of touch&go'

9:40 Chat 6988> Xanter is tempted to umm flush it <.<

9:40 You chat (xx) 'or is it a cute cat?'

9:40 Caliyx chats (xx) 'What a way to switch a topic there, Gimmy.'


Gimtor's cat knocks on your bathroom door. 'Are you done *yet*?'


9:41 OOC> Xanter dies laughing

9:41 OOC> Caliyx cackles.

9:41 OOC> Gimtor prods Dredor, 'She HAS done that.'

9:42 Gimtor OOCs 'The problem with your cats using the toilet is they're 
impatient while you're using it.'

Quoteid: 511

7:42 Group> Allerwyn afks for spells... plus the toilet is looking especially thirsty.

Quoteid: 510

Submitted by Allerwyn :p


Amne tells you 'you're probably scarring lantric'

Amne tells you 'scarring, not scaring.'

You ask Amne 'Are you kidding me?'

You tell Amne 'He talks to kirashi. :P'

Amne tells you 'oh good point'

Amne tells you 'Touche.'

Quoteid: 509

2:36 OOC> Mayonaka hands seragon a box of tissues

2:36 Mayonaka OOCs 'they got lotion on'em!'

2:36 OOC> Indra hands Seragon Mayo's shirt

2:37 Mayonaka OOCs 'hey i was wearing that!'

2:37 OOC> Mayonaka covers her chest.

2:37 Indra OOCs 'oops?'

2:37 OOC> Someone ran out of his kleenex with lotion.

2:37 Indra OOCs 'want me to send you a care package, Seragon?'

2:37 Personal> Vodran dun wanna hear no more about 'packages' and 'lotion'

Quoteid: 508

5:34 Fianna chats (8888) 'My dick drive is broke, and I need to format my comp, 
it's very broken. Is there any way I can do that? I've got win 2000.'

5:34 Fianna chats (8888) 'Disk. Ahem'

5:34 Chat 8888> Vodran tries reeeeally hard not to laugh at that one.

5:34 Clan (leader)> Carlin holds his ribs from laughting so hard at that comment

Quoteid: 507

2:22 OOC> Xanter ponders chocolate mousse



2:22 Gimtor OOCs 'Beware the antlers.'


2:22 OOC> Xanter rofls


2:22 You OOC '<3 gimtor'

Quoteid: 506

Who


4:51 Rahim OOCs '?'

4:51 Aera OOCs 'ok..'

4:51 Renzel OOCs 'erm.. not me?'

4:51 Aera OOCs 'an owl did it'


I hate telnet.  I really do.


4:51 OOC> Rahim laughs.

Quoteid: 505


11:23 Killian OOCs 'I once had an emo cow that cut steak for me'

Quoteid: 504

(Gimtor's restore of course)

Scientists in California today announced that they have taken the body 
of a dog dead for two hours, and resurrected it to full life. The pooch, 
named Rover, is reportedly in good health.


In other news, fast-food giant Taco Bell has announced that they will be 
releasing a new set of TV advertisements utilizing the popular 'Taco 
Bell Chihuahua' once again. We at Channel 1 News have been given a 
preview.


Curiously, the dog's slogan has changed. When once it said 'Yo quiero 
Taco Bell', meaning 'I want Taco Bell' in Spanish, it now says 'Yo 
quiero human flesh'.


No one at Taco Bell corporate headquarters could be contacted for 
comment.

Quoteid: 503

(During a discussion about programming languages)


3:16 Chat 8888> Xanter whispers 'VJ++' then ducks behind sand-bags


3:16 Chat 8888> Lared puts bullets through the sandbags.


3:16 Chat 8888> Ozru watches Vijay increment by one.

Quoteid: 502

(I knew cadman was in trouble when he married Itarielle :-p)


Itarielle tells you '<xyz conversation piece>' 
 
You ask Itarielle 'fwuh?' 
 
Itarielle tells you 'Just checking.' 
 
You tell Itarielle 'sorry, I'm juggling three levels of conversation'
 
12:00 Annalee tells you '<new tell of in-context conversationy goodness>' 
 
You tell Itarielle 'FOUR NOW'
 
Marriage> Cadman gahs.
 
Itarielle tells you 'Mr. Popularity.' 
 
12:00 Kaliya tells you 'hi' 
 
12:01 To Kaliya> Cadman cries. 
 
12:01 You tell Kaliya 'You are now the FIFTH conversation I have going at once.'
 
Itarielle tells you 'Six.'
 
12:01 Ereylen tells you 'hi ;)'
 
You tell Itarielle 'SON OF A BITCH'
 
12:01 Kaliya tells you 'hehe '
 
12:01 You tell Ereylen 'WILL YOU PEOPLE QUIT TORMENTING ME?!'

Quoteid: 501

*Revokes Itarielle's sugar-privileges*

[INFO] Itarielle has returned to Lensmoor.

7:11 Itarielle clans 'I forget what the cow does -after- it jumps over the moon.'


7:11 Itarielle clans 'Besidse land on the other side. SURPRISED THAT IT COULD JUMP THAT HIGH!'


7:11 Itarielle clans 'HAHA!'


[INFO] Itarielle has left Lensmoor.

Quoteid: 500


2:05 Dyrim Newbiehelps (A) 'if there is a lensie around how do i kill 
it? or do i have to be PK'

Quoteid: 499

5:14 Beryll OOCs 'Any idea what time tonight the auctions are going on?' 
 
5:15 OOC> Rahim is up for grabs for the (reasonable rate) of a fake 
nickel and a spitwad. 
 
New World 589 (Personal)> Beryll: Lensmoor Parcel Service Delivery2
 
world read 588
Lensmoor Parcel Service Delivery from Beryll
You have received a small box.
 
This small box seems to be made just to wrap up small things in.
You see the following in a small box:
     a fake nickel
     a spitwad
 
5:23 You tell Beryll 'gyaaahahahahahaha'
 
5:23 Beryll tells you '<3'

Quoteid: 498

(Submitted by Khale)

3:23 You worshipper 'uhhh whois flipsy'

3:24 Gisuane (God) worshippers 'Im so tempted to polymorph him into a poodle permanently.'

Quoteid: 497

Clan> Tazzy grins.. I saw Dale leave lens, and automatically did a whois on Chip

Quoteid: 496

1:59 Nok tells the group 'this mobs are dumb stupid'

Quoteid: 495

Submitted by salmonboy :-p

1:55 You tell XXXX 'In Miami, it's illegal for men to be seen publicly 
in any kind of strapless gown.' 
 
1:56 XXXX tells you 'someone warn Kirashi' 
 
1:56 You tell XXXX 'HAHA' 

Quoteid: 494


<This restore has been censored by Women Against Naked Killian 
Streaking.  Please close your eyes and imagine puppies and kittens.

Quoteid: 493


Allerwyn exclaims 'Madre mia! Pinata, pinata!'

Allerwyn strikes the glass jester, sending it swaying back and forth.

Quoteid: 492

Mayonaka stands upwright then wraps her arms around Zeet. 'hun you know any
moment i can get with you i love'

Zeet grows back to his normal height.

Mayonaka's feet dangle.

Mayonaka says 'hey i grew taller'

Mayonaka snickers softly.

Quoteid: 491

8:37 Saraneth Newbiehelps (A) 'where do i go to get beer'

8:37 Indra Newbiehelps (L) 'there is a bar on the west side of Semdea'

8:37 Newbiehelp (A)> Nok got ya like 20 beers check your inv

8:37 Alaxstrasza Newbiehelps (L) 'Best newbiehelp question ever.'

8:38 Newbiehelp (L)> Xeth nods!

Quoteid: 490


3:10 Indra chats (4376) 'a good friend of mine wanted the movie Scent of a Woman
for her birthday...I couldn't find it ..so I sent her A Fish Called Wanda instead.'

3:11 Kadriye chats (4376) 'I would have been in love.'

Quoteid: 489


12:29 Kaervas OOCs 'rep With bigger mood swings than someone fresh to 
pms, it's ridiculous.'


12:29 Kaervas OOCs 'Err'


12:29 Kaervas OOCs 'Ignore that.'

Quoteid: 488


[QUEST] No more bingo.  Seragon can run away from work now and Paiva, 
well she's probably off being cute.


11:36 Lylim OOCs 'isn't it Paiva's job to be cute?'

11:36 Gan OOCs 'gimtor and PAiva can do it ;)'

11:36 Gimtor OOCs 'No, it's not her job. It's her calling.'


11:36 Gimtor OOCs 'Man, you think I'm cute, you got cataracts.'

11:36 You OOC 'i think he meant bingo ;)'

11:36 Someone OOCs 'she's like unicorn giggles and teddy bears with a 
splash of kittens.'

Quoteid: 487

(his title)
Aegis of Light Tadhg. Did you know gullible isn't in the dictionary?


10:23 Paiva tells you 'tr.v. gulled, gulling, gulls, To deceive or cheat.'

10:23 Paiva tells you 'O_O !'

10:23 You tell Paiva ';_;'

10:24 Paiva tells you 'am i so gullible that i believed your title?!'

10:24 You tell Paiva 'Oh... um...'

10:24 Paiva tells you 'yes ;_;'

10:24 You tell Paiva '>_>'

10:24 Paiva tells you ':D'

10:24 You ask Paiva 'Did you know that unless you give me 10,000qp and 
10,000 plat the world will end?!!?!?'

10:25 Paiva tells you 'oh, no :o'

10:25 You tell Paiva 'Yeah. :('



<3 Paiva :D

Quoteid: 486

Restore:

Somewhere, there are minions of dark armies, preparing to invade a land 
of goodness... somewhere, there are heros, preparing to fight for their 
causes... thrust into a conflict beyond their imagination, they are... 


Somewhere else. Welcome to Lensmoor.

Quoteid: 485

Your mom says, "name replacement, come upstairs.  I made some nice pancakes for you."


4:27 Lared OOCs 'My mom's dead, kthx.'

4:27 Ekard OOCs 'Mum'

4:27 Fejijar OOCs 'You're not my mother! My mother fixes WAFFLES!'

4:27 Tadhg OOCs 'pancakes > waffles'

4:27 Delacroix OOCs 'Oh wow... Pancakes!!!!!'

4:28 OOC> Lared finds that to be an extremely offensive restore and demands an apology.

4:28 OOC> Someone finds you to be offensive, yet lives with it.

4:28 Jake OOCs 'My mother is dead.. and I don't find it offensive.'

4:28 Personal> Salmonboy finds Lared very offensive, and demands his mother apologize. -_-

Quoteid: 484

4:23 Asezerael OOCs 'Doedel is a cow'

4:24 OOC> Doedel moos.


4:24 Jake OOCs '</uder pulling>'

4:24 Jake OOCs 'udder too'

4:24 Alora OOCs '..............................................'

4:24 Doedel OOCs 'That was not my udder...'

4:24 Asezerael OOCs 'rofl'

4:24 Detari OOCs 'That would explain the look on your face.'

4:24 Asezerael OOCs 'that was his tail....yeah'

4:25 Reiltar OOCs 'HAHAAH'

4:25 Reiltar OOCs 'i paid attention at the absolute wrong time. ;p'

4:25 Asezerael OOCs 'that pulled your attention away didn't it'

4:25 Alora OOCs 'don't make mehomicidal this early in the morning'

4:26 Detari OOCs 'I love the smell of napalm or homicidal women in the morning.  Both about as dangerous as eachother.'

Quoteid: 483


9:41 Indra OOCs 'I -finally- got Gimtor to agree with me'

9:41 OOC> Indra has won!

9:41 You OOC 'oh?'

9:41 Gimtor OOCs 'He said he was a man-loving poodle-petter. I said "yup".'

9:42 Indra OOCs 'lies!'

Quoteid: 482


9:40 OOC> Nikki squeezes Doedel's udders

9:41 OOC> Doedel giggles.

Quoteid: 481

6:31 Kaervas OOCs 'Who sang the original Stand By Me?'

6:32 Murdok OOCs 'Michael Jackson'

6:32 Kaervas OOCs 'No, that's Sleep With Me (little boy)'

6:32 Kaervas OOCs ':P'

6:32 OOC> Murdok cackles

6:32 OOC> Kirashi rofls.

Quoteid: 480

5:27 Pedlar OOCs 'I have the hots for you Khale!'

5:27 Khale OOCs '...'

5:27 Pedlar OOCs 'come here ya big sexy piece of man!'

5:27 OOC> Pedlar tackles!

Quoteid: 479


6:45 Fejijar OOCs 'I like big WORDS and I cannot lie, you other brothers can't
deny, when a noun walks in all itty bitty thin I kinda just have to sigh'

6:46 OOC> Aera just stares..

6:46 OOC> Fejijar whistles innocently and flees.

Quoteid: 478

5:16 OOC> Khale sighs. 'if it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless :|'

5:16 Killian OOCs 'rofl'

Quoteid: 477

Talking about Marthe: 

Bleeep asks you 'How does he have a bounty?'

Bleeep tells you 'Maybe it's a flat-rate for general douchery.''

Quoteid: 476


2:21 Karnis PKillers 'Haha...that reminds me. We (Belnia, Yan, and I) 
used to bind Drakard in the clanhall while he slept, and feed him 
teleport pills'

Quoteid: 475

(Submitted by Ze Udders)

Alaxstrasza utters the words, 'call lightning'.
Alaxstrasza says, "Here lightning lightning lightning!"

Quoteid: 474

4:31 Clan> Kirashi feels like got hit by a bat a few times. 
 
4:32 Clan (leader)> Victor rofls. I thought you meant the flying rodent 
at first. 

Quoteid: 473

Wiltord chats (XXXXX) 'natural weaponry.. always gives me an image of
  someone pulling their arm off and beating their opponent with it'

Quoteid: 472

[Note 350/350]
To:      Xanter
From:    Tadhg
Subject: >_>
Date:    Sun Mar 26 19:31:53 2006
===========================================================================
8:28 Ruto tells you 'I got a wonderful bra, 41.00, and omg it feels like a 
dream on. And like 5 panties. I got 3 books at the book store, and 2 
shirts at aeropastle' 
 
8:28 Ruto tells you 'oops' 
 
8:29 To Ruto> Tadhg grins. 
 
8:29 Ruto tells you 'mt!' 

Quoteid: 471



12:00 Miari asks you 'did tpb Caktonias tell you about his dream by any chance?'

12:00 To Miari> Xanter shakes

12:01 Miari tells you 'last night, he dreamed that his Chemistry
 proffessor was so irritated with his poor academic performance 
 that he set him no_mining. XD'


12:01 Miari tells you 'his subconsious is telling him to cut back!'

12:01 You tell Miari 'oh god'

Quoteid: 470

(Got submitted by someone so spare my fingers ^.^)

11:41 Indra chats (4376) 'I plan on taking an extended vacation when I 
get back from Lensmoor'

11:41 Chat 4376> Indra coughs, 'Iraq'

11:42 Indra chats (4376) 'anyone quotes that, and you wake up fingerless'

Quoteid: 469

The last thing you want to see when logging on...

10:23 Indra OOCs 'butter, k-y, and an obstacle course?'

Quoteid: 468

Created: Thu Jul 15 17:00:42 1999
Birthday: The day of Work, 2nd of the Month of the Fox, Year 164.
Race: demon  Sex: female  Age: 354  Level: 100  Senior Imm
Rp: 4  Kills: 12  Deaths: 0
Reputation: feared      : 7/0
Reputation: respected   : 15/1
Reputation: wise        : 2/2
Reputation: famous      : 2/0
Reputation: loved       : 23/2
Reputation: trusted     : 4/0
Reputation: dishonorable: 3/0
Email: celeste@lensmoor.org
Url: 
Plan: It's hard to be a pimp when the sluts are all so cheap.

Quoteid: 467



10:41 Miari tells you 'Ryan (tpb Tadhg) really needs to step away from 
Lensmoor. Yesterday in Geology Lab, he took my notebook to write me a 
note. I thought, "Aww, cute." '


10:41 Miari tells you 'When he gave it back, -handwritten- on the page 
was: rmote [nryan] grins at [ntiffany], and pokes [stiffany] in the 
face!'


10:41 Personal> Miari cries.

Quoteid: 466

[QUEST] There is a global quest to slay as many a mortal as you can!


[INFO] Killian has been slaughtered!


[QUEST] Gimtor has scored!


10:21 You OOC 'i dont want to know how gimtor scored :-p'


10:21 Karnis OOCs 'With Killian'

[INFO] Xanter has been slaughtered!

[QUEST] Gimtor has scored!

10:21 Karnis OOCs 'Kinky'

Quoteid: 465

The <<<Mind Coral>>> commands you: < < < SlEeP > > >



9:36 OOC> Xanter peers at the mind coral... i just woke up

9:37 Feryn OOCs 'hehe'

9:37 OOC> Doedel wants a coral for a mind.

9:37 You OOC 'i'd go back to sleep but my back is killing me'

9:37 Feryn OOCs ':('


Xanter's back chases Xanter around the room, wielding an axe.

9:37 Doedel OOCs 'Explain to your back that it's a part of you, so if it 
kills you, it will kill itself too'

9:38 OOC> Xanter runs around naked screaming 'heeeeelp'

9:38 OOC> Killian goes blind

9:38 Doedel OOCs 'There goes the appetite :)'

9:38 You OOC 'The Xanter Diet!'


9:38 OOC> Doedel puts Aera on the Xanter diet.


9:39 OOC> Xanter chews on Aera lovingly


9:39 Someone OOCs '... Did Doedel just say he wants his wife to stare at 
naked pictures of Xanter?'

9:40 Doedel OOCs 'No :)'

9:40 OOC> Doedel never mentioned anything about pictures.

9:40 OOC> Xanter hiptrusts

Quoteid: 464

10:37 Xirath tells the group 'should be able to kill two'

[INFO] Xirath has been slaughtered.

Quoteid: 463

11:46 Xiomax OOCs 'You trip a whore and a whore goes down!'



[INFO] Ambrea has been slaughtered.

Quoteid: 462

12:46 Lominga OOCs 'the government should make Riana wear a sign that 
says "Caution: This machine might be dangerous to men with pacemakers"'

 Bzzzzzzzzt!

Quoteid: 461

(Sad sad people...)

6:23 Tomal tells you 'WHY DID GAN CROSS THE ROAD'

6:23 Tomal tells you 'His di** was stuck in the chickens a**'

Quoteid: 460

Last night I was offered a piece of fried alligator tail. It was then 
that I realized that gators are powerful and sentient beings, and I 
wouldn't want to offend their gator god.

ALL BOW BEFORE THE MOST POWERFUL GATOR GOD! GRAAAH!
 
10:03 Pedlar OOCs 'NO!'

10:03 Pedlar OOCs 'I SHALL NOT!'

10:03 OOC> Nerrin bows only before the Hypno-Toad!

10:04 Pedlar OOCs 'All bow before Pedlar!'

10:04 OOC> Miradae bows!

10:04 Nerrin OOCs 'Hypno-Toad!'


[INFO] The Gator God has eaten Pedlar!


10:04 Dran OOCs ':D'

10:04 Nerrin OOCs 'Gator God!'

10:04 Gilles OOCs 'The Gator God's a sham'

10:04 Darque OOCs 'no its not true!'


[INFO] The Gator God has swallowed Miradae for a heathen!

 
The Gator God burps up Pedlar's hastily-gnawed skull as being too 
un-nutritious.

Quoteid: 459

[QUEST] The global quest time has expired.
[QUEST] A total of 82 points were scored.
[QUEST] Miratoe scored 2.
[QUEST] Raen scored 19.
[QUEST] Edric scored 7.
[QUEST] Ambrea scored 20.
[QUEST] Morgana scored 6.
[QUEST] Amne scored 23.




It's official... Amne kills more puppies than anyone else.



6:39 Amne OOCs 'Only the ones that remind me of cats.'

Quoteid: 458

9:35 Worshipper> Marthe gonna go sleep x.x

9:35 Roei worshippers 'night kitty'

9:35 Worshipper> Roei tucks you in and gives you a bowl of mily

9:35 Roei worshippers 'milk'

9:35 Worshipper> Marthe licks the bowl

9:36 Worshipper> Roei pulls the ole, 'penis in the bowl' trick....pwned

Quoteid: 457

8:46 Roei worshippers 'Seku tells you 'why did the rooster want the cat 
to jump in the water.''
8:46 Roei worshippers 'Seku tells you 'Cocks like wet pussies''

Quoteid: 456

12:11 OOC> Denko grinds.

12:11 OOC> Nikki boggles 

12:11 OOC> Nikki gets the camera set up

12:11 Denko OOCs '...'

12:11 Denko OOCs 'Wrong kind of grind nikki'

12:11 Nikki OOCs 'aww'

12:12 Nikki OOCs ':['

Quoteid: 455

7:01 Gimtor OOCs 'Alrighty, I think it's officially time to slip this over to chat :P'

7:02 Khale OOCs 'not really gimmy...that was the last one'

7:02 You OOC 'or gimtor will roundhouse kick you :p'


[INFO] Gimtor stomps firmly on Xanter's face.


7:02 Khale OOCs '<3 Gimtor'


*squick*

Quoteid: 454


8:48 OOC> Xirath would like something simple...like a wooden stock 
Winchester .303, custom barrel, custom trigger...


8:48 OOC> Xanter wants a bathlet

8:48 OOC> Xirath can make one of those

8:49 OOC> Gimtor gives Xanter a small bath tub.

8:49 OOC> Xanter rofls

Quoteid: 453

Dun dun dun... another one bits the dust...


[Status 28/31]
To:      Tradin all
From:    Arawn
Subject: Status change: Tradin (-5 Roleplaying)
Date:    Fri Mar 10 10:35:51 2006
===========================================================================
Tradin's being a twink, so he can't pk for a while.  Anyone reversing
this is likely to get set to -5 too.


[Note 480/517]
To:      all
From:    Arawn
Subject: So no one asks:
Date:    Fri Mar 10 15:49:53 2006
===========================================================================
3:48 Tradin tells you 'ban me I don't care anymore"
 

Quoteid: 452

(Letting gimtor know that the serial/cracker for a game was virus-free)


5:59 You tell Gimtor 'the crack is clean'



5:59 Gimtor tells you 'Yay for showers!!!'


6:00 You tell Gimtor 'you are -so- freaking quoted :p'


6:00 Gimtor tells you 'Hey, you're the one who idled out, came back and 
said your crack was clean :P'

Quoteid: 451

(Indra does it again)

6:23 Alcheya OOCs 'making me breakfast, ironing my clothes, even working 
8 hours a day'


6:23 OOC> Indra kicks Alcheya


6:23 Alcheya OOCs 'But.. thing is.. I do the same for her.'

6:23 Qaz OOCs 'Where'd you find her?'

6:23 Silka OOCs 'yep, when I was 7months preggy he was making me breakfast '

6:23 Anstaph OOCs 'No wonder you said yes Alcheya'


6:23 Indra OOCs 'did you get her by mail order?'

Quoteid: 450

Oh, my love,
when I looked in your eyes
on that morning in spring,
as the sun did arise
and your answer to me
well it was no surprise.
My love, you answered me




"BAAAAaaaa..."

Quoteid: 449

(Ahh, out of context goodness)

4:29 You OOC 'khale is the kind of person who would sell shiny cookware on ebay :p'

4:29 Khale OOCs 'Different people find enjoyment in different ways.'

Quoteid: 448

Leira utters the words, 'entangle'.
King Tauron rotates 90 degrees.

Quoteid: 447

6:39 Allerwyn tells you 'Oh, oh. I couldn't help but laugh today when I 
saw my mom was taking Salmon Oil vitamins imported from norway.'

Quoteid: 446

[INFO] Doedel has returned to Lensmoor.


8:28 Xanter OOCs 'Have no fear, the cow is here!'

8:28 OOC> Celick moos

8:28 Fejijar OOCs 'Infinite beef!'

8:28 OOC> Xirath peers around for Doedel

8:28 Xanter OOCs 'Mooooo'

8:29 Ozru OOCs 'Cud you please keep it down?  The noise is udderly distracting'

Quoteid: 445

12:08 Worshipper (Priest)> Tomal is waiting for Malik to do him

Quoteid: 444

It starts to snow.

Kam says 'this house is so messed up, it snows in it'

Alaxstrasza says 'we're outside...'

Alaxstrasza says 'its a garden...'

Quoteid: 443

OOC> Alaxstrasza bought her an 8000 platinum kitchen, and she still doesn't use it!

Gimtor OOCs 'She would if you chained her to the stove, like she should be.' 

Quoteid: 442

5:31 Indra chats (4376) 'hey..I sold a lot of vacuums'

5:31 Indra chats (4376) 'but I had to stop...because I felt bad'

5:32 Wiltord chats (4376) 'and the local pharmacies sold a lot of condoms'

5:32 Ariella chats (4376) 'my closet has more than any pharmacy. :o'

Quoteid: 441

[Note 533/535]
To:      xanter
From:    Gimtor
Subject: Fun in the evening
Date:    Sat Feb 25 03:53:45 2006
===========================================================================

3:44 OOC> Nolan dresses Kilan up like a police officer from the YMCA.
3:44 Kilan OOCs 'Woo!'
3:44 OOC> Vivian grins
3:44 Vivian OOCs 'eeew Nolan'
3:44 Vivian OOCs 'no thanks :['
3:44 OOC> Kilan pulls Vivian over.
3:44 Nolan OOCs 'who said it was for your benefit?'
3:44 Vivian OOCs 'LOL Nolan!!!'
3:44 Kilan OOCs 'Wait, they were... nvm'
3:44 OOC> Nolan serenades Kilan 'Young man!..."
3:45 OOC> Kilan mutters. 'You tricked me!'
3:45 Someone OOCs 'That's what the last guy said, too.'
3:45 Kilan OOCs 'haha'
3:45 Vivian OOCs 'ROFL@SOMEONE!!!!'
3:45 Someone OOCs 'The next morning he was all smiles, though.'
3:45 Vivian OOCs 'ROFL!!!!'
3:45 Nolan OOCs 'kekekeke'
3:46 Vivian OOCs 'oh gods!!!! *cries in a fit of giggles*'
 
It started with Vivian saying something about cops NOT pulling her over...

Quoteid: 440



6:35 Imogen gossips (L) 'Peek!'


6:42 You gossip (L) 'Poke?'


6:42 OOC> Lared revokes Xanter's nerding license.


6:42 Cosquae OOCs 'He nerds therefore he is.'


6:43 Wiltord OOCs 'to nerd, or not to nerd, that is the question hax0r'

6:43 Lared OOCs 'Anyone who makes such a bad BASIC joke deserves not to 
have their nerding license.'


6:43 OOC> Lared feels bad that he got the joke.


6:43 OOC> Xanter rofls


To avoid the questions:

"peek" is to look at a memory location in the BASIC programming 
language.
"Poke" is putting something into a memory location :-p

Been a while since i used it... that is aproximate anyway :p

Quoteid: 439

6:19 OOC> Gan wants a quest where you have to pk

6:20 Ruto OOCs 'you'd fail the quests pretty often then'

Quoteid: 438


6:51 Gimtor OOCs 'Oh, just one more thing:'


[Status 81/81]
To:      Seragon all
From:    Gimtor
Subject: Status change: Seragon (51 sux)
Date:    Wod Sma -5 27:34:73 3105
==============================================
Seragon iz sux0rz

Quoteid: 437

Gimtor utters the words, 'bloodbath'.
Gimtor splashes around and sings, 'Rubber ducky, you're the one! You 
make bath time lots of fun!'

Quoteid: 436

(Do I cry or laugh? I think 'Someone' sums it up pretty nicely...)

11:08 Marsec Newbiehelps (L) 'application?'

11:08 Marsec Newbiehelps (L) 'what type of application need i write for admission to a cult?'

11:08 Xanter Newbiehelps (L) 'cult?'

11:09 Marsec Newbiehelps (L) 'i mean Celeste'


11:09 Someone tells you 'head + desk'



11:09 Doedel Newbiehelps (L) 'I'd include at least who you are, and your reasons for wanting to join'

11:09 Marsec Newbiehelps (L) 'who i am as in RL or this game'

11:10 Doedel Newbiehelps (L) 'In Character (it's an IC application)'


11:10 Doedel tells you 'Some people are Cluesless (with a capital C)'

11:11 You tell Doedel 'may i quote you on that? :-p'

11:12 Doedel tells you 'And it's not "he doesn't have a clue", it's "he 
   doesn't have one of the many clues, most of which have his name on it, 
   and crowd his front door, screaming "I'm a clue!" 24/7'

Quoteid: 435

[Note 496/496]
To:      xanter
From:    Gimtor
Subject: Kinky
Date:    Thu Feb 16 00:50:34 2006
===========================================================================

A buzzard licks Bethel's ear delicately. 

A buzzard murmurs 'Ssssssooonnnn, my pressssscioussss...' 

A buzzard attacks!

Quoteid: 434

[Note 495/495]
To:      xanter
From:    Gimtor
Subject: quote
Date:    Thu Feb 16 00:49:23 2006
===========================================================================
12:42 Ozru OOCs 'It's split at the high end, so it vibrates whenever
the G string is played with a finger on the fretboard' 
 
Sounds like he knows how to play a G string...

Quoteid: 433

Out of the blue...


12:34 Nikki OOCs 'I've decided that a sightless paraplegic orphan would 
have an excuse to be emo'


12:35 Nikki OOCs 'other than that people are just posers :D'

12:35 Nikki OOCs 'pfft....those posers!!!'

12:35 Nikki OOCs '><'

Quoteid: 432

(Submitted by Gimtor)

11:24 Blix OOCs 'A pigeon by any other color will still poop on you if it 
is not holding an olive branch' 
 
11:24 Victor OOCs 'and even theb' 
 
11:24 Victor OOCs 'err then' 
 
11:24 Alaena OOCs 'is the olive branch some sign of potty training?' 
 
Gecho> A poop-laden olive branch lands on you. 

Quoteid: 431

4:25 Khale tells you 'ahhhh...nothin like gettin paid for sex :D:D:D'

4:25 You ask Khale '???'

4:26 You ask Khale 'what the...?'

4:26 Personal> Khale is in SUCH a good mood

4:26 You ask Khale 'what -are- you talking about?'

4:27 You ask Khale 'WTF?'


I repeat... WTF?

Quoteid: 430

5:52 Bethel gossips (A) 'who pk'

5:52 Gossip (A) Bethel mutters

5:52 Someone gossips (A) 'You pk.'

5:52 Bethel gossips (A) ':P'

5:52 Faber gossips (A) 'me jane.'

Quoteid: 429

3:04 Pedlar OOCs 'heh, 2 afk imms and a useless baboon, lovely trio'

[] who 92
 [AFK] Arawn        [AFK] Eurekah      [HLP] Karnis
Players found: 3/71
Most on since last reboot: 80

[INFO] Pedlar has been smited!

Quoteid: 428

2:24 Kirashi tells the group '...o..m...g'

2:24 Kirashi tells the group 'I'm talking to a friend of mine about 
traveling on the phone'

2:25 Kirashi tells the group 'and we're talking about canada'

2:25 Kirashi tells the group 'And I said, 'The only place in Antrippa 
I've been is Vancouver''

2:25 Group> Kirashi sobs!!!

2:25 Sulsia tells the group 'lol'

2:25 Group> Lowen giggles.

Quoteid: 427

5:17 Ozru OOCs 'When I applied to work for a division of my local phone
company, they gave us a three-part test'

5:17 Ozru OOCs 'The first part was to see if we were crazy.'

5:17 Tuco OOCs 'but he excelled as an IRS agent and now owns the entire 
country of Ethiopia :P'

5:17 Ozru OOCs 'The second part tested our general intelligence for the 

sort of problems people encounter in the workplace'

5:17 Ozru OOCs 'The third part was a "what I want to be when I grow up" sorter'

5:18 Tuco OOCs 'Ozru wants to be Gimtor :P'

5:18 OOC> Gimtor looks around.

5:18 Ozru OOCs 'They didn't want to hire anyone who was not sane enough or smart
enough for the job, and they didn't want to put anyone into a career they'd hate'

5:18 Xanter OOCs 'I think Gimtor wants to be the evil version of Ozru actually :-p'

5:18 Gimtor OOCs 'Splicing me and Ozru would give something the world is not 
meant to behold.'

5:18 Tuco OOCs 'Touche' Xanter!'

5:18 Ozru OOCs 'And I don't think my wife would approve'

Quoteid: 426

(Both Doedel and Randal sent it :p)

6:21 OOC> Nikki idly bobs Ekard with her teddy

6:21 Koleth OOCs 'never underestimate me!'

6:21 Nikki OOCs 'teddy BEAR that is'

Quoteid: 425

[Note 538/538]
To:      Xanter
From:    Riana
Subject: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Date:    Thu Feb  9 23:21:33 2006
===========================================================================

Kirashi holds an inkwormball high into the air and yells, 'I choose you, inkworms!'
 
Kirashi drops an inkwormball.
 
Kirashi gets an inkwormball.
 
Kirashi drops an inkwormball.
An inkwormball breaks apart as it hits the ground.
An inkworm crawls from the rubble of an inkwormball.
An inkworm crawls from the rubble of an inkwormball.
An inkworm crawls from the rubble of an inkwormball.
An inkworm crawls from the rubble of an inkwormball.
An inkworm crawls from the rubble of an inkwormball.

Quoteid: 424


5:07 Indra OOCs 'sheesh..jipping people and only giving them half a shaft'

5:08 Indra OOCs 'the army gives me the whole shaft ...all the time'

5:08 Qaz OOCs '>.>'

5:08 Randal OOCs 'with sand?'

5:08 OOC> Randal snickers

5:08 Indra OOCs 'and no lube :('

5:08 OOC> Randal nods sagely

5:08 Rhonwyn OOCs 'while making you hurry up and wait, right Indi?'

5:08 Qaz OOCs 'Sound like you enjoyed it.'

Quoteid: 423

(by Gimtor)


2:44 OOC> Giva gasps as you hug her from behind and wiggles squealing in
delight!, 'ooooh.....maybe you could persuade me to take it off then?'
[mischevious smile]

2:44 Giva OOCs 'ack ignore that'

2:44 Someone OOCs '...'

2:44 OOC> Giva blushes, sorry that was SUCH a miss

2:45 Kirashi OOCs 'The best ones always are. ^_^'

2:45 Someone OOCs 'Oh Xanter...'

2:45 Zeet OOCs 'someone should really quote that :p'

(I have sources everywhere Zeet, dont worry *grin*)

Quoteid: 422

7:42 Jake OOCs 'If it wasnt for internet porn, i wouldnt have 
real player, i hate this thing'

Quoteid: 421

Blame Audric...





This salmon is nearly two feet in length. Quite a catch! 
A large salmon is food.

Morgan nods happily.

Morgan eats a large salmon.

Morgan exclaims 'Oh boy, that was yummy!' 

Morgan says 'That was probably the best fish I ever ate.'

Quoteid: 420

11:34 Cadman OOCs 'roo There's nothing wrong with castration!'

11:34 OOC> Cadman twitches.

11:34 Kelen OOCs 'so if we castrate you, there'd be nothing wrong with 
it, Cadman?'

11:34 OOC> Cadman clears his throat quietly. For the record I was 
referring to men who treat women like objects..

11:35 Cadman OOCs 'There's nothing wrong with castration -in the right 
situation-'

11:35 Gisuane OOCs 'That totally needs to be quoted.'

11:35 Cadman OOCs 'I don't think mischanning is a severing offence.'

11:35 You OOC 'acceptable save :-p'

11:35 You OOC 'Oh i'm way ahead of you gis ;)'

11:35 OOC> Cadman cries!

11:35 Cadman OOCs 'Why won't you people leave me alone?!'

11:35 OOC> Cadman runs off crying.

Quoteid: 419

8:48 Karnis OOCs 'There is a shortage of good sloth tattoos in this 
world. I must change this.'

Quoteid: 418


11:24 Alora OOCs 'Renzel spends more time in potting soil than ents do'

Quoteid: 417

1:17 OOC> Xanter peers around

1:17 OOC> Xanter steals Amne, Morgana and Keth



1:19 OOC> Malachai shanks Xanter, steals said women, and rides off into 
the oregonian rain.

[INFO] Malachai has left Lensmoor.

Quoteid: 416


9:31 Alora OOCs 'We hate furries like we used to hate geeks.'

9:32 Someone OOCs 'geeks are useful. furries are roadkill'

Quoteid: 415

(Submitted by Jake, I dont quote myself :-p)

To:      all
From:    Xanter
Subject: keke
Date:    Wed Jan 25 14:16:36 2006
===========================================================================
 f(x) = 6x + 3 walks into a bar
"got any sandwiches," he asks the barman
"sorry," the barman replies, "we dont cater for functions"

Quoteid: 414


1:09 Argas OOCs 'I think my animals found a stash of drugs somewhere or 
something. I mean, slamming their faces into doors... chairs... throwing 
bowls of catfood and eating it off the floor... Allowing a ferret to 
mount them...'


1:09 Argas OOCs 'And the ferret bites the throats of these things and 
they don't seem to care.'

Quoteid: 413



10:48 Jewelia OOCs 'tell kayne o oops i thot we alreddy had teh sexx omg 
i waz ahed uv u thats awkwward i thot teh boxers werr liek off alreddy 
lolz butt hey i forgiv u cuz that wizards hat iz liek hott 2 teh Xtreme'

10:49 Jewelia OOCs '...'

10:49 OOC> Keth grins

10:49 Keth OOCs 'I love you, Jewelia!'

10:49 Kayne OOCs 'liek i dun thinsg they noitced'

10:49 Keth OOCs 'like omgs'

10:49 Keth OOCs 'wow that got me so excited I think I need to take a breather'

10:49 Jewelia OOCs 'Ok, Keth, we can fake cyber now too! =P'

10:50 OOC> Kayne coughs. 'Yes. Fake.'


Someone puts on his robe and wizard hat.


10:50 Kayne OOCs 'AHAHAHA'

10:50 OOC> Zeet laughs

10:50 OOC> Jewelia chokes

10:50 OOC> Zeet allmost chokes on what he is drinking

10:50 Guilen OOCs 'lol'

10:50 OOC> Zeet coughs

10:50 Keth OOCs 'hello, someone!'

10:51 Kayne OOCs 'I stop my foot and snort, alerting you that you are in 
my territory'

10:51 OOC> Keth brings the drill, the extention cord, and a few 
Spiderman comic books, as instructed

10:51 Kayne OOCs 'You know me better than I thought, Keth'

Quoteid: 412

To:      xanter
From:    Joshua
Subject: LQ
Date:    Mon Jan 23 23:41:34 2006
===========================================================================
11:38 You worshipper 'Joshua utters the words 'love'.
You feel special.
Indra exclaims 'homo!''
 
11:39 You worshipper 'Indra runs away!
Indra calls on the powers of his clan!
Indra arrives through a spectral vortex.
Indra gasps in astonishment.'
 
11:39 You worshipper 'Indra acks.
Indra calls on the powers of his clan!
Indra arrives through a spectral vortex.
You say 'You want me'
 
11:39 You worshipper 'Indra exclaims 'I am stuck in a vicious gay loop!''
 
11:39 Worshipper (Priestess)> Hesnek dies laughing

Quoteid: 411

Submitted by Cador


Zorxuizvo asks Gan 'Stroke Zor's head, no?'

Zorxuizvo rubs his head against Gan's leg willingly.

Zorxuizvo covers his ears.

Gan strokes Zor's head.

Gan asks Zorxuizvo 'that better?'

Quoteid: 410


5:55 Kayne OOCs 'Canadian soldiers must be hardcore'

5:56 Kayne OOCs 'I mean, I see fights in hockey games that are fought 
better than we're doing in Iraq'

Quoteid: 409

Foxglove... scary

11:24 Saryon asks you 'can you handle animals?'
11:24 You tell Saryon 'not since the scandal.'
11:26 You tell Saryon 'She said 'baaa' but her eyes said 'yes!''
11:27 Saryon asks you 'huh?'

Quoteid: 408

1:19 Pedlar tells you 'Ekard lost it? 
Personal> Ekard is chillin' out in da hood wid ma boyz
'

Quoteid: 407

Restore:


Seragon kneels in front of Nyiema and says, "Bless me, Goddess, for I 
have sinned." She turns to him and asks, "What is it, child?"


"Goddess, I have committed the sin of Vanity. Twice a day I gaze at 
myself in the mirror and tell myself how beautiful I am."


Nyiema smiles, "My dear Seragon, I have good news. That isn't a sin, 
it's simply a mistake."

Quoteid: 406

7:00 OOC> Aera alias 'mar' to be a tell to doedel for all my alts... it 
was just easier that way.

7:00 Ruto OOCs 'lol'

Quoteid: 405

-----
They were arguing over who was the better idle master, and brought up 
number of hours, trains, etc.  This point was made by Renzel, and it 
makes you sound so hardcore:
-----

4:02 Morgrim OOCs 'What?  I think Swen had 320+ trains to use once 
Hero?'

4:02 Renzel OOCs 'Plus pracs/qp ;-)'

4:03 Lared OOCs 'Xanter's spent, what, 700 trains at 91?'

4:03 Renzel OOCs 'Xanter enchatns with mana ;-)'

4:03 Riana OOCs 'Swen'd been questing for Hero for years though.. '

4:03 Morgrim OOCs 'true enough...  I think the Xanter enchanting with 
mana does top that'

Quoteid: 404

6:29 Marsec Newbiehelps (L) 'what is allerwyn?'

Quoteid: 403

1:16 Vijay PKillers 'Anyone up for bf?'

1:17 PKiller> Alaxstrasza doesn't swing that way, sorry.

1:17 PKiller> Hesnek swings from Alax's horns

1:17 Vijay PKillers 'Well, I was going to offer my hot sister, but if you say so.'

1:17 Necetra PKillers 'pics?'

Quoteid: 402


12:27 Alaxstrasza PKillers 'Lared, Qaz, where are you?  I think someone 
needs to marry you two already.'

12:28 Lared PKillers 'You know where I am. Always!'

12:28 Lared PKillers '(Alax's bathtub)'

12:28 Alaxstrasza PKillers 'I know where your head is in relation to 
your rear at all times... beyond that i really don't have a clue.'

Quoteid: 401


9:13 Aldur OOCs 'don't fret pedlar, I'm not flirting'

9:13 Aldur OOCs 'oh bother'

Quoteid: 400


[INFO] Morgrim has left Lensmoor.

1:52 Xirath OOCs 'and lensmoor feels less grim...:('

1:52 OOC> Nerrin thwaps.

Quoteid: 399

(Discussing beef flavoured ramen)


1:19 Morganor OOCs 'On the other hand, I'm a vegetarian. =P'

1:19 Ozru OOCs 'Sucks to be you'

Quoteid: 398

Submitted by Doedel (obviously)

In my defense.. I only had 3 hours of sleep prior to this incident <.<


8:39 Personal> Xanter utters the words 'enchant udder'
 
Your udders glow brilliantly!

Quoteid: 397

10:29 OOC> Wiltord hates you because you're like a blunt pencil. 
pointless and annoying.

10:29 Orinn OOCs 'oOo, burn'


10:29 OOC> Renzel pouts.


10:29 Shlade OOCs 'zing!'


10:30 OOC> Kyvara sharpens Renzel


10:30 Renzel OOCs 'Ow?'


10:30 Kyvara OOCs 'Oh my '


10:30 Allerwyn tells you 'Mmhm. :)'


10:30 Wiltord OOCs 'wrong part'


10:30 OOC> Renzel cringes.


10:30 Zeet OOCs 'lol'

Quoteid: 396


8:44 Alora OOCs 'life and death is like a box of chocolates'

8:44 Nikki OOCs 'yes.....it makes you fat and kills you eventually'

Quoteid: 395

12:46 OOC> Xirath woots. Breaking 30 hours again in circa ten minutes >.>

12:46 OOC> Xirath turns into a Xanter before your eyes!

12:46 Annalee OOCs 'Thirty hours straight?'

12:47 OOC> Xirath nods. I did idle out um...four times? though -- wasn't
paying attention. And when the game kicked XD

12:47 Annalee OOCs 'Man...just wait for the next QF.'

12:47 Annalee OOCs 'You'll be doing 72 hours.'

12:47 OOC> Xirath was also up, before then: 34 hours straight (on lens), 
then again, the day prior, 32hrs...

12:48 OOC> Xirath can do so straight -- he'll be here til sometime monday.

Quoteid: 394

11:09 Ozru OOCs 'Here's something fun to do the next time you're using whipped cream:'

11:09 Ozru OOCs 'Try to make it come out of the can in the shape of cthulhu'

11:09 OOC> Morgana marries Ozru

11:09 Zeet OOCs 'hehehe'

11:09 Ozru OOCs 'Too late'

11:09 OOC> Morgana pouts

Quoteid: 393

(Angel-questing with 4 Valks in the group)
2:02 Ezme tells the group 'Woman in Palace.'

2:02 Group> Ezme coughs.

2:02 Ruto tells the group 'crap :P'

2:02 Morgana tells the group 'Do we Valks have any ethical obligations to this one? :P'

2:02 Morgana tells the group 'what?'

2:02 Necetra tells the group '=P'

2:02 Group> Xirath grins

2:02 Ruto tells the group 'you have quest obligations :P

2:02 Morgana tells the group 'yes m'am'

Quoteid: 392

5:52 Jasmain gossips (L) 'tell marthe my boobs are ouching.'

Quoteid: 391


9:26 Joshua PKillers 'speaking of which, we should put a clause in the 
red letters under help twink..it should read'

9:27 Joshua PKillers 'Basically just abide by the rules and you will 
have no problems being considered a twink here-- Unless you kill someone 
and their clan can't do anything about it, you kill someone and nobody 
is good enough to kill you back, or if you're Alaxstrasza'

9:27 Zeet PKillers 'rofl'

Quoteid: 390

Submitted by an anonymous source :D



Deeeeeiyos..! De-ee-eei-yooooos..! Payback come and we status the-e bo-omb! 

Hey! We say Dei we say Dei we say Dei we say Dei we say Dei-ee-ee-iyooooos...
Payback come and we status thee-ee boooommb...

Xi-rath said that, 'PK come!'
Payback come and we status the bomb.
Writin notes til the bounty come! 

Payback come and we status the bomb.
Come Mr Status man, status me contempted!

Payback come and we status the bomb.
Come Mr Status man, status me contempted!

Payback come and we status the bomb -- Write:
One point, two point, three point, four!

Payback come and we status the bomb.
Six point, seven point, eight point, more!
Raging Karnis knockin at your door.

Deeeeeiyos...De-ee-ee-iyoooooos....
Payback come and we status thee-ee...Booooooooooooomb...!
 
*Note: Karnis interchangable with Riri. Please refer to happenings. Danke!

Quoteid: 389



[INFO] Lowen has been slaughtered.



Heros aren't supposed to die! Bad Lowen! :D

Quoteid: 388


3:24 OOC> Shek mutters as he hits an r as he types his name into the sign-in screen...

Quoteid: 387

12:06 Ambrea gossips (L) 'Deiyos, I think your mother would like to 
speak with you :)'

12:06 Deiyos gossips (L) 'I havnt a mother..'

12:06 Ambrea gossips (L) 'Oh, but don't we all?'

12:06 Deiyos gossips (L) 'Mine was killed long ago.'

12:06 Doedel gossips (L) 'No, Deiyos was declared rather then born...'

12:07 You tell Doedel 'he was dropped a lot <.<'

12:08 Doedel tells you 'What really puzzles me is why he was picked up...'

Quoteid: 386


11:12 OOC> Aera wavies. be good yall

11:12 OOC> Riana runs off with Aera ^_^

[INFO] Riana has left Lensmoor.

[INFO] Riana has returned to Lensmoor.

11:12 OOC> Aera runs after Riana as she got dropped!

[INFO] Aera has left Lensmoor.

[INFO] Riana has left Lensmoor.

11:12 OOC> Alaxstrasza oh dears, again.

11:13 OOC> Doedel finds 2 girls in his house?

11:13 Asezerael OOCs 'WO-men'

Quoteid: 385


10:44 Killian asks you 'am i alone in finding it funny the one time Deiyos is on 
and something should be sent to chat he has ooc off?'

Quoteid: 384

(Submitted by Riana)

3:36 Doedel asks you 'Dei yos = God of Morons?'

Quoteid: 383

(X) (giant female angel) (Flying) (Pink Aura) (Red Aura) An Angel of Torment is in 
the bathroom taking a weewee, brb

Quoteid: 382

10:34 Whopsee tells you 'Damn internet it's like freaking good porn going 
bad. Right there right about to hit the spot then it dies! It's like 
Shit. Almost as bad as a vibratour running out of batteries!!!'

10:34 Whopsee tells you 'shit!'

10:34 To Whopsee> Xanter just stares for a few seconds...

10:35 You ask Whopsee 'was that a mischan?'

10:35 Personal> Whopsee kicks it kicks it kicks it 'yes yes of course! ><;

Quoteid: 381

(Blame Roei :p)

11:46 Personal> Wiltord eyeshifts. "i wasnt drunk" 
11:46 Wiltord tells you 'i was.. erm.. merry. yeah. thats it.'

Quoteid: 380

(submitted by ariella)

Personal> Alcheya gets out his bondage straps

Alcheya tells you 'mis -_-'
 

Quoteid: 379

5:00 Group> a pig is gonna do a quest to get a sex change, join the 
   valks, tape all them sleeping naked, leave valks, sex change back 
   through another quest and enjoy the tapes...muhahahaha

5:04 a pig tells the group 'at least i got quoted as a pig so the valks 
   wont come after the danglies with spaying tools'

Quoteid: 378

3:03 Alcheya OOCs 'damn.. i didnt realize I almost set my desk on fire.. 
stupid napkin was in my ashtray and now i have a headache..'

3:03 Alcheya OOCs 'mis'

3:03 OOC> Daemera pats.

Quoteid: 377


11:37 OOC> Wiltord loves it. "i can swallow.. but i cant taste anything"

Quoteid: 376

9:53 You tell Beeep 'we could always have you be the servant :p'

9:53 You tell Beeep'a cute little black latex french maid outfit or 
something :p'

9:53 Beeep tells you 'Wait...'

9:54 Personal> Beeep preens. "Are you saying I would look cute in a 
black latex french maid outfit?"

9:54 To Beeep> Boing dumps you in the algol clanhall wearing that :-p

9:54 Beeep tells you '>_>; That wouldn't be so bad.'

9:55 Beeep tells you 'tpb Irko is cute.'

Quoteid: 375

6:11 Cadman gossips (L) 'roroo I can smart-ass you up and down the 
street into another timezone.'

6:11 Cadman gossips (L) 'Oh, wow. Mis.'

6:11 Kerrik gossips (L) 'And a nice one.'

6:11 Zeet OOCs 'rofl'

6:11 Cadman gossips (L) 'Thank you.'

Quoteid: 374

(submitted by Morgana)


11:27 Vaelyn OOCs 'Aww.'
11:28 Vaelyn OOCs 'It's like a cute sneeze.  '
11:28 Karnis OOCs 'Everything I do is cute'
11:28 Karnis OOCs 'And manly'
11:28 Karnis OOCs 'Cute and manly'
11:28 Vaelyn OOCs 'You know it!'

Quoteid: 373


5:58 Asezerael OOCs 'best christmas gift for myself is I can fit in my 
size small badminton skorts'

5:58 Asezerael OOCs 'ick'

Quoteid: 372

2:03 Rhare OOCs 'Oh please people just stop and move on. My goodness. --;;'


2:03 OOC> Razina creates Rhare's little brother, Medium-Rhare. :D

2:03 OOC> Xanter rofls

2:03 Joshua OOCs 'hahaha'

2:04 OOC> Xanter hugs Razina

2:04 Joshua OOCs 'Just the way I like it, babay'

2:04 Thurane OOCs 'Well played'

2:04 OOC> Razina bows.

Quoteid: 371

The forces of dorkness restore you.
 

10:26 OOC> Amne wields a lot of that.

10:26 Xirath grats 'Xanter!'

10:26 Guseac OOCs 'let the forces of dorks unite'

10:26 Xirath OOCs 'aw, he's not on'

Quoteid: 370

6:11 Beryll tells you 'You know you're past your bedtime when Xanter signs off.'

Quoteid: 369

Faber clans 'I like most music though. I love to play Jazz on my bone.'      
You clan 'did you see u like to play jazz while you bone'  
Faber clans 'yes'    
Faber clans 'no wait'  
Faber clans 'damn it'

Quoteid: 368

3:46 Nolan OOCs 'many mudders don't even have computers :( you're quite fortunate' 
 
3:47 Nolan OOCs 'Have you ever heard of a Lensmoor player from Cuba, Etheopia, Canada?' 
 
3:47 Killian OOCs 'There are no people in canada'

Quoteid: 367

(Submitted by Darque)

6:21 Personal> Kebo nods. 'okey, gotta hit the sack, 1:30 am and I got studying tomorrow, take care ho

6:21 Kebo tells you 'hon!! hon! hon hon hon!!!''

Quoteid: 366

[Note 481/481]
To:      xanter
From:    darque
Subject: teehee
Date:    Mon Dec 12 14:26:29 2005
===========================================================================
Man this male shark must be in heaven!!!

The Ocean

The ocean extends forever.

[Exits: none]
 (M) (large female shark) A great white shark swims silently through the water.
 (M) (large female shark) A great white shark swims silently through the water.
 (M) (large female shark) A great white shark swims silently through the water.
 (M) (large female shark) A great white shark swims silently through the water.
 (M) (large female shark) A great white shark swims silently through the water.
 (M) (large male shark) A great white shark swims silently through the water.

Quoteid: 365

11:58 Rupert OOCs 'A homeless horny hero'

11:58 OOC> Deican isnt gettin him drunk -.-
 
11:58 Indra OOCs 'Indra does have three horns'
 
11:58 Annalee OOCs 'Oh my.'

Quoteid: 364



5:43 Ruto gossips (L) 'I will be starting a group to quest for the angel 
soon, notify me if you would be interested and experienced enough(ooc: 
level 76+).'


5:44 OOC> Xanter rolls a save-vs-groupquest


5:44 Morten tells you 'quest quest quest quest quest quest quest quest'


5:44 You tell Morten 'Reset Reset!'

5:44 Morten tells you 'quest quest quest quest quest quest quest quest'

5:44 You tell Morten 'Reset Reset!'

5:44 Morten tells you 'quest quest quest quest quest quest quest quest'

5:45 You tell Morten 'A traaaain oh its a traaaain!'

Quoteid: 363


4:02 Nolan OOCs 'made his "outty" an "inny" ^_^'

4:02 Nolan OOCs '....'

4:02 Emily OOCs '...  um....'

4:02 OOC> Nolan moves slowly away.

4:02 Zillios OOCs '...'

4:02 Emily OOCs 'okay then....'

4:02 Malachai OOCs 'Back to clan with you.'

4:03 Malachai OOCs 'My loverboy gets a little overexcited sometimes.'

Quoteid: 362


9:02 Maeglin OOCs 'Goodnight you princes of the game, you kings of New Lensmoor.'

9:02 Morgana OOCs 'Princesses too?'

9:02 Maeglin OOCs 'Why, I thought you were coming home with me Morgs?'

9:02 OOC> Xanter clings to Maeglin

9:03 OOC> Maeglin is sad now.

9:03 Morgana OOCs 'Waves goodbye to kings and princes etc then. :P'

9:03 OOC> Morgana waves, even 

9:03 OOC> Maeglin unpeels Xanter. You've no idea how many years I've 
waited to type that.

9:03 OOC> Xanter choses to interpet that in a bad way

9:04 Maeglin OOCs 'Xanter's like an onion, his juices make me cry.'

9:04 OOC> Xanter coughs

9:04 Maeglin OOCs 'But that's enough Radiohead for today. Night all.'

9:04 OOC> Maeglin smirks.

[INFO] Maeglin has left Lensmoor.

Quoteid: 361



3:28 OOC> Yan as Cthulhu.

3:28 OOC> Xanter bows before Yan


3:30 OOC> Yan gives a blessing before departing.


3:30 OOC> Yan yells "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!"


[INFO] Yan has left Lensmoor.

Quoteid: 360

(After deiyos had been mucking around on ooc for hours)

2:59 Zitan OOCs 'When pedlar tells you to get a life you know you got issues'

Quoteid: 359

4:15 Malachai OOCs 'Nolan's my little loverboy on the side.'

4:15 Alyssa OOCs '...'
 
4:15 OOC> Kirashi cackles.

4:15 Malachai OOCs 'Um, moving along.'

Quoteid: 358

shift change donkey
You turn into a donkey.

6:49 Group> a donkey nuzzles at imogen

6:49 Imogen tells the group 'Hmm, who's the cute ass?'

6:49 Group> a donkey winks

6:49 Group> Imogen giggles.

You may now quest again.

6:49 Group> a donkey rubs up against imogen and purrrrs

6:49 Group> Imogen spanks that ass.

6:49 Group> Imogen cackles.

6:49 Ruto tells the group 'lol Imo'

6:49 Group> a donkey rawrs

6:50 Kelthar tells the group 'he's asskin for it'


6:50 Group> Imogen rofls.

  (X) (s F knaeli) (IFTPW) Imogen is riding a donkey.

Quoteid: 357

5:06 Imogen tells the group '
There once was a lesbian from Cancun
Who brought a young man up to her room
They argued all night
As to who had the right
To do what and how much and to whom.'

Quoteid: 356

Cadman, you are no longer alone :p

Lared roomoocs 'CRAP! NO PANTS!'

Quoteid: 355


3:09 Rupert OOCs 'I'm really the playboy bunny in disguise.'


3:09 Rupert OOCs 'mis'

Quoteid: 354


Misad grabs a mike and starts to sing, "What is Love? Baby don't hurt 
me.  Don't hurt me no more."

Quoteid: 353

[100|100|79|186|25|14|neutral||]

[INFO] Imogen has left Lensmoor.
You stop following Imogen.



Xanter's staff softens.

Quoteid: 352


6:34 Wiltord OOCs 'spam spam spam, egg chips and spam, spam spam egg and spam, chat.'

Quoteid: 351

[AUCTION] A  4) some feces is being auctioned with a minimum bid of 10 silver.

Quoteid: 350

5:15 Personal> Alcheya toys with a pair of handcuffs suggestively. (while 
alone with ceramina) 
 
5:15 Alcheya tells you 'mis'

Quoteid: 349

11:24 Chat 4376> Lared grumbles as his Call to Power disk has vanished.

11:24 Chloe chats (4376) 'Me being a computer idiot, that sounds like 
something you use and turn into God. Or Captain Planet.'

Quoteid: 348

[Status 32/32]
To:      Morgrim Lensmoor
From:    Swen
Subject: Status change: Morgrim (1 ignored)
Date:    Sat Dec  3 22:13:52 2005
===========================================================================
A tip for having people care: Black on black is hard to read. 
 
I don't even know what you said, and I sure don't care. I couldn't read the 
letter and didn't feel like expending the effort to do so. Whatever it is, 
if you want my attention in the future write it so I can read it. If you 
don't want my attention, don't send me things. 
 
Swen Laransa 


New Chatter 29 (Race)> Morgrim: Status change: Swen (3 pms'ing)

5:35 Cadman OOCs 'O.O'

chatt

[Chatter 29/29]
To:      Swen lensmoor
From:    Morgrim
Subject: Status change: Swen (3 pms'ing)
Date:    Sat Dec  3 22:35:44 2005
===========================================================================
But seriously, I really wasn't aware such a thing was an issue.
Considering how often I see the {D color used, I never even considered
it appeared black on black for some people.
 
I'll keep it in mind in the future, thanks.
 
tpb Morgrim

5:36 Pedlar OOCs 'Wow....'

5:36 Roei OOCs 'lol'


5:36 Nolan OOCs 'omg omg omg'
5:36 Doedel OOCs 'O.o'

5:36 Cadman OOCs 'wow, I thought that was a real status for a second XD'

5:36 OOC> Astronicus rofls.

5:36 Amne OOCs 'Yeah, I second that.'

5:36 Pedlar OOCs 'so did i Cadman'

5:36 OOC> Ariella missed it.

5:36 Amne OOCs 'I was wondering how Morgrim managed that for a second :P'

5:36 Itarielle OOCs 'Me too...>..'

5:36 Doedel OOCs 'Poor Swen'

5:36 OOC> Xanter quotes <.<

Quoteid: 347

6:51 Pedlar chats (8888) 'how do i unmount the swap partition so i can resize it?'


6:52 Chat 8888> Pedlar never thoughtd he say this but, wheres Lared whenya need him

Quoteid: 346

6:45 Personal> Sergei dances wildly to "The Best of David Hasselhoff" Come on! Join in!

6:46 Personal> Sergei sings. 'I've been looking for freedom!'

6:46 To Sergei> Xanter rofls

Quoteid: 345


11:14 Bethel OOCs 'something kinda funny I just sorta put together'

11:14 Bethel OOCs 'you guys will find this amusing'

11:14 Bethel OOCs 'I was told emashelcha was jewish, and her name always 
sounded familiar to something in hebrew that I knew'

11:14 Bethel OOCs 'i finally put it together and emashelcha means your 
mother in hebrew.'

11:14 Gan OOCs 'rofl'

11:14 Qaz OOCs 'haha'

11:14 OOC> Gan is going to confirm that

11:14 Bethel OOCs 'it is ema is mother and shelcha means yours'

Quoteid: 344

(Math anyone? :p)

9:47 OOC> Pedlar has alot of empty space for rent, anyone wana? its only 
25 cents per sqaure foot
9:47 Pedlar OOCs 'soya can get a 4'x4' cubicle for 1 buck'

Quoteid: 343

[Note 545/562]
To:      Xanter
From:    Droof
Subject: Quote? :p
Date:    Fri Nov 25 20:25:43 2005
===========================================================================
I turn my head from the screen for literally 30 secs....
 
 
Deican airhumps Droof in the ass.
 
Deican mutters sweet nothings into Droof's ass.
Deican humps.
Deican siezes in an orgasmic rage.e
 
Deican mutters.
 
Deican thinks it was good.
Deican dismounts.

Quoteid: 342

Malachai OOCs 'i'm too tired to debate the merits of being larger. Bah.' 
Aldur OOCs 'the wheel taketh, and the wheel taketh some more.' 
6:18 Personal> Caktonias will blow you something sometime...

Quoteid: 341


3:42 Tomal OOCs 'Time to goto work, work all day, get some underpants 
kay, we wont stop til we have underpants yum tum yummy tum tay'


3:42 Tomal OOCs 'uhhh...miss'

Quoteid: 340

12:15 Gimtor OOCs 'What's wrong with crossing German food with Chinese food?'
12:15 Gimtor OOCs 'An hour after you eat, you're hungry for more power. :D'

Quoteid: 339

5:22 Tomal OOCs 'Someone give Droof a back rubben, he needs to calm down'
 
5:22 OOC> Kayne rubs Droof's peck
5:22 Kayne OOCs 'I mean back'
5:22 Kayne OOCs 'I mean'
5:22 Kayne OOCs 'oh god'
5:22 Nolan OOCs '. . .'
5:22 Astelin OOCs 'woot'
5:22 Tomal OOCs 'Stop :p'
5:23 Kayne OOCs 'He has great pecks, what can I say?'
5:23 Kayne OOCs 'Do you work out, Droof?'
5:23 OOC> Droof nods and struts

Quoteid: 338


 (X) (m F tautha) (PW) Kirashi is riding a chair.

Kirashi dismounts a chair.

Kirashi says 'Yes, I am riding a chair.'


1:58 Xanter OOCs '(X) (m F tautha) (PW) Kirashi is riding a chair.'
1:58 Reiltar OOCs 'Oh my.'
1:58 OOC> Darque snickers
1:58 Xanter OOCs 'Kirashi dismounts a chair.'
1:58 OOC> Xanter is scaaaared
1:58 Detari OOCs 'Got to practice somewhere'
1:58 Kirashi OOCs 'LOL'
1:58 Reiltar OOCs 'bwahaha'
1:58 OOC> Darque cackles
1:58 Lucian OOCs 'eh?'
1:58 Astelin OOCs 'haha'
1:58 OOC> Detari pats Lucian.  'You'll learn when you're older, kid'
1:58 OOC> Darque giggles
1:59 Lucian OOCs 'that was a mischan for clan:P'
1:59 Bethel OOCs ':P'
1:59 Darque OOCs 'suuuuuuuuure ;)'


Kirashi mounts a chair.

Kirashi exclaims 'To infinity and beyond!'

Kirashi rides north.

Quoteid: 337

How you know you are a -real- pain the the ass...

[Note 554/555]
To:      all lared
From:    Arawn
Subject: Policy regarding Lared
Date:    Tue Nov 22 08:14:11 2005
===========================================================================
I have received enough complaints about Lared.  From this point on, 
anyone with any gripes about him is to contact me directly.  Logs help.
 
Furthermore, Lared, the rest of the staff here are sick of dealing with your
crap.  If you have any issues you want addressed, you are also to bring 
them to me, and again, logs help.  You are welcome to keep playing here,
as long as you obey the rules of the game. You are not welcome to harrass
the rest of the staff.  They have been instructed to have no offical dealings
with you.  


----
I have never seen this happen since I started playing...

Kind of funny though.. in a tragic kind of way..

Quoteid: 336


10:55 Joshua tells you 'I put a picture of a zoooooomed in anus on my boss's computer'

10:55 Joshua tells you 'it was so close it looked like some sort of fractal'

10:55 Joshua tells you 'he's liike OMG that is so cool..'

10:56 Joshua tells you 'That was 3 years ago...'

10:56 You tell Joshua 'still there? :p'

10:56 Joshua tells you 'No...it was only removed because he loved the zoomed in pic of a nipple. :P'

Quoteid: 335


9:07 OOC> Ariella is the real thing. rawr.

9:07 Renzel OOCs 'Internet women are real ;)'

9:07 Renzel OOCs 'That's the beauty of it.'

9:07 OOC> Xanter rubs up against Ariella :-p

9:07 OOC> Renzel pouts jealously at Xanter and Ariella.

9:07 OOC> Lared steals Renzel away.

9:08 Renzel OOCs 'Hey! no!!'

Quoteid: 334

(X) (m F sidhe) (FP) Riana is the Alcohol Fairy.

Quoteid: 333

(taken from Darque's plan)

3:13 Joshua tells you 'you google me and you get a sexy guy in a 
licorice edible boxer-thong.'

Quoteid: 332

Mariin utters the words, 'petrify'.
You have been turned to stone!!!!
You have been turned to stone. You are a statue.

Mariin says quietly, 'Did you teach me how to fix you?'

You have been turned to stone. You are a statue.

Mariin pats you on your head.

Mariin studies you.

Mariin rubs against you in a very sexual way. Slowly, rumbling softly in the back of her throat.

Mariin utters the words, 'suggest'.

Mariin asks 'Wish you could feel that huh?'

Quoteid: 331

===========================================================================
To anyone who think the stuff you see on lens is amazing sometimes:
 
http://omglolbah.net/ksh/ascii_fu.png
http://omglolbah.net/ksh/ascii_fu.jpg

] 
] tpb Xanter, who goes back to sorting loot.
] @
Chatter 37 Posted


(restore)
Xanter's J: drive has been seized.

Quoteid: 330

During a business transaction:

Doedel roomoocs 'Afk a sec - gotta feed Aera'

That woman has him by the udders :D

Quoteid: 329

[Note 439/439]
To:      Xanter
From:    Kirashi
Subject: Quotableness!
Date:    Mon Oct 31 11:04:09 2005
===========================================================================
11:00 Caeru OOCs 'And besides, I found the notion funny of Celeste 
forgetting "Darkness"' 
 
11:00 Aldur OOCs 'Celeste, you can kill him oocly for that if you wanna, 
I'll not ban you are anything.' 
 
11:00 Tetricus OOCs 'uh oh!'
 
11:01 You OOC 'Smite the frog!'

11:01 Amne OOCs 'There's a frog?!'

11:01 OOC> Kirashi resists making a pun out of it.

11:01 Caeru OOCs 'Oh sure. Pick on the frog :('

11:01 You tell Amne 'He'll croak. ^_^'

11:01 Amne tells you 'rofl'

11:01 Amne tells you 'that made me snort'

Quoteid: 328


10:00 Kindra OOCs 'Go ahead and get sex pk to Kindra can put a bounty on 
you for mocking the stillbirths.'


10:01 Kindra OOCs 'Jesus jumpin' jehosophat - I'm going to bed.'




10:04 Clan (voice)> Karayln asks doedel what he thinks sex pk is. he 
says "come here I'll hit you over the head with my dildo"   


10:04 Caktonias clans 'LOL'


10:04 Clan> Xanter dies laughing

Quoteid: 327

9:12 OOC> Kindra has alarm cock phobia - back to bed.

9:12 OOC> Xanter rofls

9:12 Kindra OOCs '... CLOCK.'

9:12 You OOC 'that is -so- a lensquote'

Quoteid: 326

7:40 Khale tells you 'wanna know a bad mental picture?  Picture Riana 
and Ruto wearing strap ons and 'dueling''

7:40 You tell Khale 'i wouldnt mind seeing that actually :p'

7:40 Khale tells you 'me either...but it'd be bad'

7:41 Khale tells you 'cause i couldn't check their oil'

   Be afraid... be very afraid.
   God knows (maybe) why he sends me these tells :p

Quoteid: 325


Evarius utters the words, 'heat metal'.
You drop it like it's hot.

Quoteid: 324

Crack kills.... but not nearly enough...

[Chatter 18/18]
To:      all
From:    Tomal
Subject: Trippy....
Date:    Wed Oct 26 19:33:51 2005
===========================================================================
Qing says 'FIRE FIRE'
 
c inv fire
A glowing fire fades out of sight.
Qing exclaims 'GOOD ONE!'
Qing exclaims 'You have just gained a promotion!!'
Qing exclaims 'YOU ARE A JUNIOR FIREMAN NOW!!'

Quoteid: 323

(Stolen from Ellindar's plan)

Plan: Itar's spazzes:
Itarielle roomoocs 'WHATSWRONG ELLINDARSATGERSGHSOWLF!'
Itarielle clans 'AIEEEEEEEEEE!'
Itarielle clans 'I JUST OTALALALAYAAYAYA CHARGA E ASL KGIHTN GNSOTNE!'

Quoteid: 322

(Stolen from Tadhg's plan)

8:35 Gan tells you 'You and miari should make a combo move'
8:35 Gan tells you 'Like angel of destruction beam'

Quoteid: 321


[INFO] Lominga has returned to Lensmoor.


4:13 OOC> Lominga stumbles into the Mud.


4:14 Arawn OOCs 'hey, no drunks here'


4:14 Arawn OOCs 'come abck when you can walk straight'


4:15 Lominga OOCs 'Wait? Straight? Does that mean I have to leave because I have a mac?'

Quoteid: 320


2:14 Tadhg tells you 'On a side note, I just realized I told Karayln I had to stop 
questing earlier, because I was getting off.'

2:15 Personal> Tadhg wonders if our masterbation terms are the same as yours over there 
on Jupiter or whatever.


2:17 You tell Tadhg 'in norway? :p'

2:17 You tell Tadhg ':p'

2:17 You tell Tadhg '"nappe laksen", "nappe l0ken" "olje girstanga"'

2:17 You tell Tadhg 'and the list goes on :p'

2:19 Tadhg tells you '^_^'

2:20 Tadhg tells you 'nappe laksen... I like it'

2:20 You tell Tadhg 'directly translates to "pulling the salmon"'

2:20 Tadhg tells you 'ROFL!'

2:20 Tadhg tells you 'Oh God... it hurts.'

2:21 You tell Tadhg 'whaaat :p'

2:21 Tadhg tells you 'So, if I went to Norway, and asked people if I could pull their 
salmon.'

2:21 You tell Tadhg 'they wouldnt make the connection :p'

2:21 Tadhg tells you 'But I would. ^_^'

2:21 Tadhg tells you 'And it would be worth it.'

2:21 Tadhg tells you 'And the world would be a better place, thanks to salmon pullage.'


2:22 You tell Tadhg 'thats just... wrong :p'


2:22 You OOC 'tadhg is crazy...'


2:22 Personal> Tadhg points to his title. >_>

whois tadhg
Aegis of Light Tadhg Connor yanks on your salmon.
DONOR
Willing to Help
Married to Miari
Worships: Azshanna (good) 
(cut)


2:22 Ariella OOCs 'this we know.'

2:22 Tadhg OOCs ';_;'

2:22 OOC> Irus snickers

2:23 You OOC 'that title is just.... wrong'

2:23 Tadhg OOCs 'Wha? I... like fish...'

2:24 You tell Tadhg 'then have a tuna taco :p'

2:24 Tadhg tells you 'I would rather... um, no.'

2:24 Tadhg tells you 'The images are just...'

2:24 Tadhg tells you 'THE PICTURES! ARE STUCK IN MY BRAIN!'

2:25 OOC> Xanter isnt letting tadhg get anywhere -near- his salmon

(cut for tadhg's shame :p)

2:25 OOC> Sharwyn yanks Xanter's salmon.

2:25 OOC> Ariella fries the salmon.

2:25 You OOC 'oh baby!'

(cut for tadhg's shame :p)

2:27 You OOC 'i am soooo tempted to lensquote it hurts'

2:27 Miari asks you '-why- did you tell him that?'

2:27 Ariella OOCs 'do it.'

2:28 Sharwyn OOCs 'Lensquote it then'

2:28 Miari tells you 'now he's going to be following me around asking me to play with 
his salmon.'

2:28 Tadhg tells you 'Don't... the shame...'

2:28 To Tadhg> Xanter rofls

2:28 You tell Tadhg 'it goes into the 'private stash' :p'

2:28 You OOC 'no no, i cant :p'

2:28 Amne tells you 'Gan's comment makes me want to not do it :P'

2:29 You tell Miari 'hit him... make him stop'

2:29 Tadhg tells you 'Oh, dinner's ready.'

2:29 Tadhg tells you 'brb'

2:29 Tadhg tells you 'Happy thoughts...happy thoughts...'

2:29 To Tadhg> Xanter rofls

2:29 Miari tells you 'well he's not doing it now... :P'

2:29 You tell Miari ':p'

2:30 Personal> Miari can just see the conversation involving explaining to my mom why 
ryan keeps talking about his salmon

Quoteid: 319


11:59 Killian asks you 'High Priest = clergy on drugs?'

Quoteid: 318

I find this strangely disturbing...



A cow gets a bottle of milk from a black and white spotted cow fur cloak.

A cow drinks milk from a bottle of milk.

A cow asks 'Anyone cares for some milk?'

Quoteid: 317

Tirys tells you 'Icht ein naughty naughty streudel boy ein da penthauz'

Quoteid: 316

2:07 Jewelia OOCs 'reply I don't think 'Swen fondles your link' is the 
best way of phrasing that, but ok, picture time!'
2:07 Roei OOCs '?'
2:07 Jewelia OOCs '...mischan'
2:07 OOC> Morgan can see Swen doing that.
2:07 Celick OOCs 'hahahahahahaha'
2:07 Morgan OOCs 'Tip: clear out your input line BEFORE you type 
stuff!!'
2:07 Xanter OOCs 'no, quote time :p'
2:07 OOC> Lared too, and the thought makes him cry.
2:07 Morgan OOCs 'Completely clean it out, don't just hold down delete 
for a few seconds.'
Time now: 2:07

2:08 Jewelia OOCs 'Yes thank you Morgan, where was that lesson a few 
minutes ago?'

2:08 Bethel OOCs 'Was that words of wisdom time featuring Morgan or are 
ya done ;)'

Quoteid: 315

Another scary Artificer clanchan...

1:39 Nerrin clans 'Who lives in R'lyeh under the sea? Squidbob 'thulupants!'

Quoteid: 314



1:28 Clan (voice)> Karayln wants doedel to come back so she can have 
chineese.

1:29 Karayln (voice) clans 'food'

1:29 Nerrin clans 'Remember, you can always just kill him and have 
sweet-and-sour soylent.'

1:29 Clan (voice)> Karayln snickers.

1:30 Clan (voice)> Karayln wants sweet and sour chicken!

1:30 Nerrin clans 'Eh, human is close enough.'

Quoteid: 313

Again proof that women are evil...

Approve? (Y/N) y
Restring Complete.
10:50 Personal> Alyx begins the spammage!
10:50 Personal> Alyx spams
10:50 Personal> Alyx spams
10:50 Personal> Alyx spams
10:50 Personal> Alyx spams
10:50 Personal> Alyx spams (with love)
10:50 Personal> Alyx spams
10:50 Personal> Alyx spams
10:50 Personal> Alyx spams
10:50 Personal> Alyx spams
10:50 Personal> Alyx spams
10:50 Personal> Alyx fuzzes and flees
10:50 Personal> Alyx spams
10:50 Personal> Alyx spams
10:50 Personal> Alyx spams
10:50 Personal> Alyx spams
10:50 Personal> Alyx spams (with love on the side as an extra dish)
10:50 Personal> Alyx spams as a main course
10:50 Personal> Alyx spams some more
10:50 Personal> Alyx spams
10:50 Personal> Alyx spams
10:50 Personal> Alyx spams
10:50 Personal> Alyx spams
10:50 Personal> Alyx spams
10:50 Personal> Alyx wonders if you've had enough yet!!
10:50 Personal> Alyx spams
10:50 Personal> Alyx spams
10:50 Personal> Alyx spams
10:50 Personal> Alyx spams
10:50 Personal> Alyx is such an evil person

[Hit Return to continue, Q to exit]


10:51 Personal> Alyx lies

[Hit Return to continue, Q to exit]


10:51 Personal> Alyx spams
10:51 Personal> Alyx spams
10:51 Personal> Alyx spams
10:51 Personal> Alyx thinks that this is like hitting a jammed door, and 
then the person opens the door and you fall in
10:51 Personal> Alyx wiggles and dances in you vast about of spam
10:51 Personal> Alyx spams
10:51 Personal> Alyx spams
10:51 Personal> Alyx spams
10:51 Personal> Alyx spams
10:51 Personal> Alyx cooks that spam good!
10:51 Personal> Alyx spams
10:51 Personal> Alyx spams
10:51 Personal> Alyx spams one last time

[100|29|96|269|0|51|neutral||]

10:51 Alyx tells you 'Yay!'


10:51 Xanter OOCs 'MY GOD'
10:51 Lared OOCs 'It's full of stars!'
10:51 Alyx OOCs 'Hehehehe'
10:51 Celick OOCs '?'
10:51 Celick OOCs 'thats it, its finally happened, xanter's snapped'
10:51 Alyx OOCs 'Xanter, you should never go into editor ever again.'
10:51 OOC> Xanter cries...
10:51 Xanter OOCs 'you evil evil woman'
10:51 OOC> Celick agrees
10:51 OOC> Alyx is!
10:52 OOC> Alyx is also cute a fluffy.

10:51 Riain tells you 'AWw, and I didn't even get to help. :('

Quoteid: 312

Approve? (Y/N) y
Restring Complete.
9:20 Personal> Alyx spams you while you are away!
9:20 Alyx tells you 'spam spam'
9:20 Personal> Alyx spams some mooooooooooooooooore
9:20 Personal> Alyx is spamming like a fiend!
9:20 Roei tells you 't'
9:20 Roei tells you 'h'
9:20 Roei tells you 'i'
9:20 Roei tells you 's'
9:20 Personal> Alyx will send you lots of tells
9:20 Roei tells you 'i'
9:20 Personal> Alyx snuggles
9:20 Roei tells you 's'
9:20 Personal> Alyx loves
9:20 Roei tells you 'p'
9:20 Personal> Alyx kisses
9:20 Roei tells you 'o'
9:20 Roei tells you 'i'
9:20 Personal> Alyx fuzzes
9:20 Roei tells you 'n'
9:20 Roei tells you 't'
9:20 Roei tells you 'l'
9:20 Roei tells you 'e'
9:20 Roei tells you 's'
9:20 Roei tells you 's'
9:20 Roei tells you 'all those tell spelled 'this is pointless''
9:20 Roei tells you 'and all my tells are so just disreguard them'
9:20 Roei tells you 'this is fun'
9:20 Roei tells you 'boo'
9:20 Personal> Alyx spams you with wuv!
9:20 Personal> Alyx snuggle-wuggles

[Hit Return to continue, Q to exit]


9:21 Riain tells you ':o'
9:21 Riain tells you 'omgomgomg'
9:21 Riain tells you 'Stop writing!'
9:21 Riain tells you 'talk to meeeeeee'
9:21 Riain tells you 'i'
9:21 Riain tells you '<3'
9:21 Riain tells you 'u'
9:21 Riain tells you 'Spamalamalamalalot.'


(what i didnt see)

9:16 OOC> Xanter goes into editor
9:17 OOC> Roei is gonna spam him with tells...anyone wanna join me?
9:17 OOC> Alyx grins
9:17 OOC> Chloe does that regardless of whether he's in the editor.
9:18 Indra OOCs 'yeah...she does'
9:19 Roei OOCs 'i think i just sent him like 20 tells with one letter 
each'
9:19 Roei OOCs 'i spelled a sentece one letter at a time'
9:19 Roei OOCs 'im such a nice person'


(And after i exited editor...)

9:21 Xanter OOCs 'MY GOD'
9:21 Roei OOCs 'yes?'
9:21 Indra OOCs 'lol'
9:21 Chloe OOCs 'Next time you're in the editor, Roei...'
9:21 OOC> Alyx giggles
9:22 OOC> Roei mutters at revenge
9:22 OOC> Xanter winks

Quoteid: 311

(Stolen from Cadman's plan)

Roomooc> Itarielle should go through the computer one day and just sac -everything- that I don't use anymore.
You roomooc '...TELL me you mean delete.'
Itarielle roomoocs 'Er....yeah...'
Roomooc> Itarielle eyeshifts.

Quoteid: 310

8:22 Jasmain OOCs 'mutated ants with skeletal armor outside, and gooey inside.'

8:22 You OOC 'umm... yeah'

8:22 You OOC 'crack kills'


8:23 Tadhg tells you 'Not often enough. :('

Quoteid: 309

10:59 Kem worshippers ':p'
10:59 Worshipper> Xanter peers?
10:59 Kem worshippers 'mis'
11:10 Kem worshippers 'Or AssKem.'
11:10 Kem worshippers 'oops'
11:10 Worshipper> Xanter peers :p
11:12 Kem worshippers 'hah :P'
11:12 Kem worshippers 'I remember when I PKed him and took his jeweled staff, hahah.'
11:12 Kem worshippers 'I hate this channel.'

Quoteid: 308

For the record, I only detailed one -once- so stop asking for em :-p

2:27 Personal> Miari is curious if you send people sex toys for their ic 
weddings... it just seems like a Xanter thing to do...

Quoteid: 307


Cadman roomoocs 'OH DEAR'

Cadman wears ornamental bronze legplates on his legs.

Cadman wears ornamental bronze boots on his feet.

Miari looks at Cadman.

Tadhg roomoocs 'Like one of those nightmares, eh?'

Roomooc> Cadman was totally testing which armor gave dex so he could 
carry more stuff to the wedding. -_-

Morten roomoocs 'try not to get the honeymoon before the wedding'

Roomooc> Cadman whaps!

Roomooc> Miari tee-hees.

Detari roomoocs 'Felt a chill breeze?'

ROOMOOC> Xanter took pictures :p

Cadman roomoocs 'EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU SAVE ITARIELLE AND MORTEN DIE'

Roomooc> Cadman coughs.

You roomooc 'thats alright, you got lensquoted at your wedding ;)'

Roomooc> Tetricus lives

Sharwyn roomoocs 'I wasn't saying anything'

Rhonwyn roomoocs 'I didn't say anything!'

Doedel roomoocs 'Aera is about dying from laughter...'

Tadhg roomoocs 'Feign death says I am not fighting anyone. :\'


After the wedding


[Status 38/38]
To:      Cadman Lensmoor
From:    Doedel
Subject: Status change: Cadman (3 respected)
Date:    Fri Sep 30 20:54:11 2005
===========================================================================
I can only respect a man who shows up on his wedding, among his friends and 
family, without pants. 
 
I admire your nerves of steel, Cadman. From this end of the family (the 
rear end, probably), welcome. 
 
  Jan Doedel, part-time observer.


3:54 OOC> Doedel hides.

3:54 OOC> Cadman buffs!

3:54 OOC> Ariella blinks?

Roomooc> Itarielle falllllllllllllls over laughing!

3:54 Tetricus OOCs 'dang...is that what it takes to get 3 respected? ;)'

3:54 Cadman OOCs 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'

3:54 You OOC 'cadman forgot pants, it will be in lensquotes on sunday :p'

Roomooc> Sharwyn throws the freaking table at Itarielle.

3:54 OOC> Cadman CRIES.

3:55 Cadman OOCs 'I was testing which piece of armor gave haste so I 
could carry more wedding food! ;_;'

3:55 Ariella OOCs 'hahahahahaha.'

3:55 OOC> Cadman got all the way up to the -altar- for crying out loud >.<

(from someone else)
8:55 Ariella tells you 'my kind of wedding. showing the goods before the honeymoon!

Quoteid: 306

7:38 Hareton tells you 'this is when a scroll of grow, harden, sustain, 
needs to be made and detailed as 'a script for cialis'.'


7:40 Hareton tells you 'You recite a script for cialis.
You grow in size.
You harden your equipment.
Sustained.'


7:40 Hareton tells you 'Noooow, you hipthrust.'

Quoteid: 305

Stolen from Annalee's plan.
Apparently she agreed :-p

9:15 Liena tells you 'Ever get you and me together in a room? We'd make 
a fortune with a camera or two and Xanter's hosting.'

Quoteid: 304


1:45 Randal (leader) clans 'wtf, there is dust in my cd tray'

Quoteid: 303


1:39 OOC> Amne sings. 'Xanter and Linux sittin in a tree, M-U-D-D-I-N-G!'

Quoteid: 302

1:34 OOC> Khale lifts Jobe's shirt and blows loudly into his navel!

1:34 Kalyia OOCs 'He likes that'

Quoteid: 301


12:09 Randal (leader) clans 'tell malachai 8============>------*_0'

12:09 Randal (leader) clans 'woops'

Quoteid: 300

Congratulations, Quote number 300!

[Idea 494/494]
To:      imm all
From:    Riain
Subject: Binding Mobs
Date:    Sat Sep 24 12:05:27 2005
===========================================================================
Is it possible to make it so that you cannot rest if you are bound? Having 
to cart a mob to the wise man and stopping every room to free and rebind is 
a little excessive. 

[Chatter 16/16]
To:      Riain All
From:    Emashelcha
Subject: Binding
Date:    Sat Sep 24 12:06:25 2005
===========================================================================
Try experimenting with the spell grow and carry the mob. There's always 
another way to solve your problem. 



[Note 377/377]
To:      Xanter
From:    Riain
Subject: ROFL - Some ego!
Date:    Sat Sep 24 12:15:38 2005
===========================================================================
12:07 You tell Emashelcha 'Huh. Never thought of that. Thanks.' 
 
12:07 Emashelcha tells you 'Which is why I'm the intelligent, experienced 
one.... :-P' 
 
12:07 You tell Emashelcha 'Gee, I hope that was sarcasm.' 
 
12:08 Emashelcha tells you 'I'm certainly experienced in the game' 
 
12:09 You tell Emashelcha 'I said thank you and I'm grateful for the idea. 
A simple "you're welcome" or absolute silence is all that's necessary. Not 
some subtle attempt at rubbing my nose in it. :)' 
 
12:09 Emashelcha tells you 'I'll settle this the way that makes me happier' 
 
t emashelcha Whatever makes you happiest, sugar.
You've been disabled.
 
ROFL ROFL
 
I've never hit a disable list just for pointing out the obvious. This is great!

Quoteid: 299

(submitted by Gimtor)

2:09 OOC> Tirys promises he's clothed?
2:09 Ezekil OOCs 'you'll have to give another hint :('
2:09 Faber OOCs 'thats not what the screaming kids said Tirys.'
2:09 Deiyos OOCs 'well theres goes the extra bonus prize.'

Quoteid: 298

Quoteid: 297


Caktonias strolls in from the east.
 
Caktonias drops some iron ore.
 
Caktonias roomoocs 'no touchie!'
 
Caktonias utters the words, 'gate'.
Caktonias steps through a gate and vanishes.

---- I didnt see the stuff above until later ----
 
9:28 Clan> Sue touches!

4:28 Clan> Caktonias KEEEEELS

4:28 Clan> Xanter peers?

4:28 Clan> Xanter just goes 'huh?'

9:28 Clan> Sue touches!

4:28 Nerrin clans 'No bad touching! No bad touching!'

4:28 You clan 'its not bad if it feels good!'

4:28 Sue clans 'he left some iron ore in the lab :P'

4:28 Clan> Caktonias touches all he wants..it's his anyway

4:28 Clan> Nerrin points out on the doll where Sue touched him.

4:29 Sue clans 'ROFL'

Quoteid: 296

Seragon kneels in front of Nyiema and says, "Bless me, Goddess, for I 
have sinned." She turns to him and asks, "What is it, child?"

"Goddess, I have committed the sin of Vanity. Twice a day I gaze at 
myself in the mirror and tell myself how beautiful I am."

Nyiema smiles, "My dear Seragon, I have good news. That isn't a sin, 
it's simply a mistake."

Quoteid: 295

The Heart of New Lensmoor

This is the heart of New Lensmoor. A gnarled old oak stands here glowing 
with a soft light. Some kind of powerful magic that makes you feel safe and 
welcome is at work here. There are streets leading off in all directions. 

[Exits: north east south west up down]
     A gnarled old oak stands here.
     A sign is firmly embedded in the ground. Type LOOK SIGN to read it. 
     A sign has been tacked to a nearby wall.
 (X) (t F sidhe) (G) Anahstacia is perched on Cadman.
 (X) (m M human) (TG) Cadman stands here quietly.
 (X) (m M human) (FG) Syankim is here.
 (X) [OOC] (m M sidhe) (P) Kenaro is sitting in a gnarled old oak.
 (X) (s rat) (P) A large pack of sewer rats is enjoying a meal here.
 (X) (m M fox) (CRW) A fox stalks the woods.
 (X) (m F selkie) (FTR) Sadie is carrying her squirrel around like a baby.
 (X) (s wolf) (CR) A wolf is sitting here.

A badger flies in from the north.


A badgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadger mushroom mushroom!


A badgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadger mushroom mushroom!


A snake flies in from the north.


A snake !! oh its a snaaaake!

Quoteid: 294

1:14 Emashelcha chats (261) 'We need an emachat theme song'
1:15 Emashelcha chats (261) 'It could be kinda like that sponge guy 
song: "Who's the dragon with the really big mouth?  E-MA-SHEL-CHA!  Who 
has her own chat and really hates Qaz?  E-MA-SHEL-CHA!"'

Quoteid: 293


7:28 Efwe OOCs 'My roomies want me to chip in more for tp cause I'm a 
girl.'

7:28 Dhalgren OOCs 'sounds reasonable to me'

7:28 Kindra OOCs 'Tell them that they have to pay more for soap.'

7:28 Amne OOCs 'Your gender shouldn't matter. You should contribute 
regardless.'

7:29 OOC> Efwe giggles.

7:29 You OOC 'tell him he is full of bleeeep so it all evens out :p'

7:29 Efwe OOCs 'Whee!'

7:29 Karayln OOCs 'put a washcloth in the bathroom and wet it, and say 
"I don't use it any more except like yall do when yall sit down, instead 
i use the washcloth'  then leave it laying around the bathroom'

7:29 Karayln OOCs 'they will think it's sick, and stop complaining'

7:29 Efwe OOCs 'Eww!'

7:29 OOC> Xanter just stares

7:29 Amne OOCs 'haha'

7:29 Amne OOCs 'I like it'

7:29 Karayln OOCs 'well you don't accually use it.. you just pretend'

7:29 Kindra OOCs 'Tell them they should pay for your tylenol, because 
they contribute to the need.'

7:30 Efwe OOCs 'Very...interesting ideas.'

7:30 Dhalgren OOCs 'that might work, Karayln, until the one day she 
walking in on a roomie sniffing it..'

7:30 Dhalgren OOCs '*walks'

7:30 OOC> Karayln rofl. soo bad you are!

7:30 Efwe OOCs 'You just had to go a step further didn't you.'

7:30 OOC> Xanter dies

7:30 Dhalgren OOCs 'of course'

Quoteid: 292


[INFO] Thought for the day, "Never hold your farts in. They travel up 
your spine and into your brain - and THAT is where shitty ideas come 
from".

Quoteid: 291

5:12 Kindra chats (261) 'Stop making my voice notification go off!'

5:12 Chat 261> Xanter winks

5:12 Chat 261> Kindra whines.

5:13 Kindra chats (261) 'I swear to God, I hear your name a dozen times 
a day :P'

5:13 You chat (261) 'sindri should spoof kindra some [INFO] Xanter has 
returned to lensmoor.'

5:13 You chat (261) ':p'

5:14 Emashelcha chats (261) 'Sindri is nicer than that though'

5:18 Kindra chats (261) 'XANTTTER!'

5:18 Sindri tells you 'thanks for the idea'

5:18 Chat 261> Kindra just sobs.

5:18 To Sindri> Xanter grins

5:18 Sindri tells you 'pechoed it a couple times'

5:18 Kindra chats (261) ''Xant-Xan-Xa-Xanter has returned to Lensmoor!''

5:19 Kindra chats (261) '... Okay. I'm dumb. I just typed info after 
that and heard it again.'

5:19 Chat 261> Xanter rofls

5:19 Chat 261> Nara rofls

5:19 Chat 261> Xanter high-fives sindri

Quoteid: 290

7:43 Deki OOCs 'Deki's bitch <---'

7:43 Deki OOCs 'mischan!'

7:43 Sindri OOCs 'ahem'

7:43 OOC> Xanter peers?

7:43 Deki OOCs 'Meant to roomooc...'

(Obviously)

Quoteid: 289



[INFO] Dralia has returned to Lensmoor.


[INFO] Shek has returned to Lensmoor.


8:43 Cyrawl OOCs 'I had one that would squirt this stuff on him'


(I sooo feel sorry for Dralia and Shek.. I really do)

Quoteid: 288

Submitted by Ariella

Xari gossips (A) 'marr alright hubby you ready for some loving?'
Xari gossips (A) 'that was such a mis'
Gossip (A) Morely cackles
Ehlsey gossips (A) 'ooc excellent work Adellio'
Adelio gossips (A) 'ooc ,bows and falls out of the chair in a giggle fit.'
Gossip (A) Vijay swoons.

Quoteid: 287

A small amethyst ball glows as you store mana in it.

A small amethyst ball glows as you store mana in it.

A small amethyst ball glows as you store mana in it.

A small amethyst ball glows as you store mana in it.


Randal says 'quit playing with your balls'


Randal makes vague stroking motions. 

Quoteid: 286

3:39 Hias gossips (L) 'Anyone know where Madam Mushka's is?'

Quoteid: 285

Stolen from Allerwyn's plan

Chloe tells you '...you logged in right after Dhalgren, again...  next 
thing you know, you guys will be "accidentally" wearing the same shirts 
on the same day'

Quoteid: 284

Submitted by Ariella

Dhalgren tells you 'everytime I see you on who, I see Areola :-P'

Quoteid: 283


8:02 Gimtor OOCs 'Drum roll, please!'

8:02 OOC> Xanter does a drum roll


[Status 81/81]
To:      Karnis all
From:    Gimtor
Subject: Status change: Karnis (51 sux)
Date:    Wod Sma -5 27:34:73 3105
==============================================
Karnis iz sux0rz

Quoteid: 282

a reasonable guy.. scince Sadie wont.'

5:39 Cyrawl tells you 'A gummi bears porno.. now let me explain myself.'

5:40 Cyrawl tells you 'IMAGINE'

5:40 Cyrawl tells you '2 gummy bears.. bouncing off of 2 opposit walls, 
parallell to eachother, to ensure MAXIMUM penetration.'

5:40 Cyrawl tells you 'Brilliant.'

5:41 You ask Cyrawl 'you know what is going to happen now right?'

5:41 Cyrawl tells you 'No bro.. hear me out..'

5:41 Cyrawl tells you 'I want you to go in on me with this'

5:41 You tell Cyrawl 'go ahead :p'

5:41 Cyrawl tells you 'We could make money'

5:41 Cyrawl tells you 'GOOD money'

5:42 Cyrawl tells you 'And when we make this money... for the safety of 
my friends and family.. I will get more of my medication.'

5:42 You tell Cyrawl 'Sounds like a plan :p'

(Next day...)

7:28 Cyrawl tells you 'Paramount took the script bro.'

7:28 Cyrawl tells you 'Were rich'

Quoteid: 281

1:01 Personal> Raselle threatened Karnis gude.

1:01 You tell Raselle ';)'

1:01 Raselle tells you '6:00 You worshipper 'Pah, if you take care of 
me--I'll confirm Deiyos to spite you!''

Quoteid: 280

(submitted by Loodle)

Gordu OOCs 'wow 3 people'
Gordu OOCs 'I mean 5'
Gimtor OOCs 'Hey, you're people too.'
Loodle OOCs 'Imm's aren't people?'
Wiltord OOCs 'no, we're gods, we're better than being people'
Gimtor OOCs 'No, we are. He was neglecting you and Xanter, though.'
Loodle OOCs 'Walked into that one...'
Gordu OOCs 'lolol'
Gimtor OOCs 'And despite the fact that Wiltord and I gave different 
answers, we're also infallible.'
OOC> Gordu smiles
Gordu OOCs 'at least humor is up :)'
Loodle OOCs 'Xanter, I hope you got that for a quote.'
Xanter OOCs 'mail it :p'
Gimtor OOCs 'HUMOR: Up 3 points. ALERTNESS: Down 17'

Quoteid: 279

Someone gossips (A) 'immn cynosure view'
Someone gossips (A) 'blah'
Someone gossips (A) 'Nothing to see here, go about your lives.'

Quoteid: 278



2:18 Geoffrey tells you 'YAY! I'm in a lensquote!'

Quoteid: 277

(after pasting pun-jokes on ooc for a while)

1:02 Dhalgren OOCs '
There once was a sidhe named Xanter,
Who on OOC often did banter..
On day for fun,
He started to pun.'


1:02 Dhalgren OOCs 'We wished he'd just stayed an enchanter.'

Quoteid: 276

(So wrong...so wrong)

[INFO] Drym has returned to Lensmoor.


[QUEST] Drym has completed a quest!


[QUEST] Drym has completed a quest!


[QUEST] Drym has completed a quest!


[QUEST] Drym has completed a quest!


[QUEST] Drym has completed a quest!


[QUEST] Drym has completed a quest!

Quoteid: 275

(Submitted by Tazzy)

[INFO] Hias has been slaughtered.

1:35 Xanter OOCs 'when hias dies.... does he colorbleed?'

1:35 Thurane OOCs 'A lot'

1:35 OOC> Geoffrey snickers.

1:35 Srrentiier OOCs 'Internally. :D'

1:35 Thurane OOCs 'That's why we try and keep him spelled up as much as possible'

1:35 Hias OOCs 'that hurts, oh how it hurts'

Quoteid: 274

Aldur waves happily.

Aldur throws himself at the ground, misses, and flutters off into the void.

Quoteid: 273

9:18 Pimten OOCs 'Are there any imms on?'
9:18 Deki OOCs 'Nope, just Wiltord and Gimtor.'
9:18 Deki OOCs 'They don't count.'
9:18 Efwe OOCs 'They don't count.'

Quoteid: 272


Seragon yells 'PULL!'
Gimtor picks up Mawriece and hurls him into the air.


A small explosion sounds in the distance, followed by a hollow *thud*.

Quoteid: 271

A sleep deprived questfester (20) is a medium-sized male human.
This poor Questfester has been questing for hours on end. Deep black 
bags are visible under the glazed-over eyes. A coffee mug is clutched 
protectively in one hand as the poor Questfester wanders about, looking 
for another quest. 
A sleep deprived questfester is in excellent condition.

Quoteid: 270


[INFO] Kindra has been slaughtered.




9:32 Kindra OOCs 'I did not fall asleep mid quest.'


9:32 Ruto OOCs 'sure you didn't'


9:32 Raselle OOCs 'Uh huh.'


9:32 OOC> Kindra is quite awake, thank you.

Quoteid: 269

7:21 Raselle tells the group 'It's quiet again. :/'

7:21 Raselle tells the group 'dildo'

Quoteid: 268

7:04 Ruto tells the group 'Victor is surprising me with random mates'


It starts to rain.

7:04 Victor tells the group 'just give us 30 secs ;)'

Quoteid: 267


7:02 Group> Raselle clobbers Dhal with her big steel dildo.

Quoteid: 266


7:01 Ruto tells the group 'its funny, gt was quiet until we mentioned dildos'

Quoteid: 265


Kayne asks you 'Have you considered joining a faith, Sarmyna?'
Kayne roomoocs '"Have you found Jesus?"'

Quoteid: 264

[QUEST] 104 children burst into large pussy wound infested corpses, much 
to the delight of the psychopaths.

Quoteid: 263

2:40 You OOC 'aaaaaah badgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadger 
Mushroom mushroooooooom'

2:40 OOC> Xanter goes to bed


2:40 Tyazor OOCs 'Okay.  This is why I don't usually have OOC on.  
Sheesh.'

2:41 Mayonaka OOCs 'crazy mo'

2:41 Amne OOCs 'Xanter is nothing compared to Deiyos the past few days'

2:41 Maeglin OOCs 'Badgers are cool. Xanter is cool too. Have a great 
life, Xants. Kay?'

2:41 Amne OOCs 'Xanter rocks my -face-.'

2:42 Maeglin OOCs 'Bukkake to chat Amne! :)'

2:42 Karithlan OOCs 'ROFL'

2:42 OOC> Raselle stares.

2:42 Amne OOCs '...I don't think so'

2:42 OOC> Maeglin wins OOC. I can retire now.

2:42 Mawriece OOCs 'Retired, revoked... They have similarities.'

2:43 Maeglin OOCs 'It makes no difference, babe.'

2:44 OOC> Amne goes back to the safety of the editor.

Quoteid: 262


The light penetrates the darkness.


10:22 OOC> Rhyax moans.


10:22 Astronicus OOCs 'really, really hard?'


10:23 Shayna OOCs 'Really, really hard?'


10:23 OOC> Shayna grins.


10:23 OOC> Astronicus grins.


10:23 Qaz OOCs 'cmon....harder..'


[INFO] Qaz has been slaughtered!


10:23 Rhyax OOCs 'w00t'


10:23 Qaz OOCs 'Not that hard..'


10:23 You OOC 'Quooooote me babeh'


10:24 Rhyax OOCs 'The light and the darkness double-penetrate the 
neutral!'


10:24 OOC> Astronicus eeps.


10:24 Shayna OOCs 'The chaos takes pictures.'


10:24 Dacus OOCs 'Heh.'


10:24 OOC> Nikki giggles!


10:24 Qaz OOCs 'the imms revoke!'

Quoteid: 261

12:11 OOC> Xanter built a script to break all irc-configs in all 
user-directories in a very specific way


12:12 Malicus OOCs 'How so?'


12:12 You OOC 'it added a few lines to the irc configs :p'


12:13 You OOC 'join some channels :p'


12:13 Malicus OOCs 'Bad channels?  :P'


12:14 You OOC 'you could say that :p'


12:14 Malicus OOCs 'Heh.'


12:14 Raselle tells you 'Stop it, he's getting horny now.'


12:14 You OOC 'Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent 
one.'


12:14 To Raselle> Xanter rofls hard


12:15 Morten OOCs 'paging mr Neo'


12:15 OOC> Xanter groans


12:15 Raselle tells you 'Ooh, stop it, -I'm- getting horny now.'


12:15 To Raselle> Xanter peers? :p


12:15 OOC> Xanter loves: The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide 
your sources.


12:16 Personal> Raselle smiles innocently.


[INFO] Malicus has left Lensmoor.


12:16 Personal> Raselle jumps up and down and points to info. "See?! I 
-told- you!"

Quoteid: 260

While trying to explain to tpb Keth how a polearm looks like...
(tpb Keth is blind and uses a screenreader to play)

3:24 Keth OOCs 'so how long would it be or is it varying sizes'
3:24 Follina OOCs 'It'd be pretty long.'
3:24 Follina OOCs 'In general.'
3:24 Victor OOCs 'long than a person'
3:24 Victor OOCs 'err longer'
3:24 Follina OOCs '6, 7 feet? Maybe longer.'
3:24 Keth OOCs 'good lord :D'
3:25 Coren OOCs 'i just caught those last 7 lines'
3:25 OOC> Victor rofls
3:25 OOC> Xanter quotes
3:25 OOC> Lylazra boggles.
3:25 Martin OOCs '7 feet. totally.'
3:25 OOC> Martin has one that long.
3:25 Lylazra OOCs 'I turned ooc on at the -wrong- time.'

Quoteid: 259


12:45 Cyrawl OOCs 'There is nothing like a full bottle of lotion and a 
golden girls marathon.'

Quoteid: 258

10:15 Dhalgren OOCs 'hmm. well, there was the extended convo about 
tissing salad'

10:15 Dhalgren OOCs '*tossing'

10:15 You OOC '*cough*'

10:15 Allerwyn OOCs 'With a light dressing.'

10:15 Allerwyn OOCs 'Ranch'

10:16 Victor OOCs 'you need the right dressing, otherwise it gets all 
dry'

10:16 Nikki OOCs 'LOL!'

10:16 Gimtor OOCs 'Uhh...'

10:16 OOC> Nikki falls over

10:16 Allerwyn OOCs 'We Dawnies love our veggies.'

10:16 Nikki OOCs 'hah!'

10:16 OOC> Loodle snickers.

10:16 Allerwyn OOCs 'I like a nice Dijon, myself.'

10:16 OOC> Victor blinks. Weren't we talking about salad?

10:16 OOC> Chloe didn't realize by 'worst' they meant 'boring'

10:17 Nikki OOCs 'well now you know Chloe :P'

10:17 Razula OOCs 'At least there's no talk of playing rusty trombones.'

10:17 Razula OOCs 'THose sound awful.'

10:17 Gimtor OOCs 'Stop.'

Quoteid: 257

Taking about sound issues with a computer tower


33:12 Keth OOCs 'but it has been waking me up, and yeah, sometimes the tone switches 
between high pitched and low pitched'


3:12 Dhalgren OOCs 'god.. just like a woman'

Quoteid: 256

1:54 Nyiema tells you 'Mawriece tells you 'I think I should have joined Dredor's. I'm doing a great job of uniting Antrippa.''

1:54 Nyiema tells you 'Mawriece tells you 'Almost all of them want me dead. ;)''

1:54 To Nyiema> Xanter rofls

Quoteid: 255

[Note 3/3]
To:      all
From:    Rhyax
Subject: awesome new pk of the future!
Date:    Thu Aug  4 15:17:29 2005
===========================================================================
c bar
You start casting bar room.
Your target knees you in the groin! You fall to your knees in agony.
Your target flies west.
You create a magical seal around the room.

Quoteid: 254


Amne roomoocs '...I never realized it before, but Norway sort of looks 
like a rough, gimpy penis'

Quoteid: 253

Taryn roomoocs 'sorry my brother gave me bubble wrap. i got distracted. '

Quoteid: 252

(Stolen from Celicks plan)

4:13 Group> Kayne dresses like a skank and gets off his chair, "AND 
WHAT? AND WHAT? IT'S MAH BODY! I DO WHAT I WANT!"

Quoteid: 251

(Stolen from bolgars plan. Reformated for easy reading)

Plan: To make Gimtor give in to my demands
You tell Gimtor 'So are you a male prostitue'
(Later on)
1:12 Gimtor tells you 'Huh?  What deal?  Oh, that?  Yes.  I've already had 
[Ahem] with three other men since last we spoke, in exchange for gifts.'

Quoteid: 250


4:31 Celeste OOCs 'wow You know what a diploma from the University of Tennesse is good for?'


4:31 Celeste OOCs 'Handicapped Parking!'

Quoteid: 249

Personal> Lerenna isn't going to say 'I need wood' :p

Quoteid: 248

4:50 Itarielle gossips (L) 'Gryff, are you busy?'

4:51 Gryff gossips (L) 'Not particularly.'

4:51 Itarielle gossips (L) 'Mind meating me in the Heart, then?'

4:51 Itarielle gossips (L) 'Er, meeting.'

4:51 Gossip (L) Itarielle coughs.

Quoteid: 247


5:28 Lylim gossips (L) 'both sluts that know me;P'


5:28 Lylim gossips (L) 'miss'

Quoteid: 246

Qaz gossips (L) 'I'll make her scream ur name once for your sake.'
 
 
Qaz gossips (L) 'MIS'

Quoteid: 245

Clan> Alyx is going to tie Rolen up in the clanhall.
Clan> Alyx will stuff him in the clanchest if he tries to escape.
You clan 'He keeps escaping me.'
 
Siria (voice) clans 'tell him you wont do him if he keeps escaping you'
Siria (voice) clans 'the no sex threat always make'em surrender :D'
Siria (voice) clans 'you can be the sex nazi!'
Siria (voice) clans 'NO SEX FOR YOU!'
Siria (voice) clans 'NEXT!'

Quoteid: 244

5:41 Nerrin tells you 'You are twisted.'

(look who is talking :p)

Quoteid: 243

(GTA-SA)

Tarnrol asks you 'you know how to unlock the hot coffee thing?'

Quoteid: 242

Emashelcha asks 'Like the pigtails?'
Emashelcha says 'They're like handlebars for you'
Emashelcha clans 'I so should not run revenge with Morvan, we're just 
gonna wind up mudsex'ing'

Quoteid: 241

4:24 Ariella OOCs 'Okay.. my daughter just saw another promo for Charlie 
and the Chocolate Factory. soon as she saw Willy Wonka she screamed 
Monster and started to cry.'

Quoteid: 240

Kebo PKillers 'i joined faith to hook up with women.'
Sadie PKillers 'me too'

Quoteid: 239


5:45 Cyrawl OOCs 'ignore that'

5:45 Cyrawl OOCs ':)'

Quoteid: 238

6:32 Indra tells the group 'I gotta sit the next one out, wife wants to 
go to the store.'

6:32 a cloaked warrior tells the group 'okie that scool'

6:32 Indra tells the group 'thanks y'all'

6:32 Group> Xanter waves

[INFO] Indra has left Lensmoor.
You stop following Indra.

6:32 a cloaked warrior tells the group 'i'm sure she wants something 
else :P'

6:32 a wyvern tells the group 'at 12:33?'

6:32 a cloaked warrior tells the group 'I think he says the store so he 
doesn't say he is going to get laid'

6:32 a wyvern tells the group 'dude she doesn't want a trip to the 
store, she wants him'

Quoteid: 237

6:36 Someone OOCs 'in soviet russia, japanese women catch you!'

6:36 Xanter OOCs 'that has to be sindri'

6:36 Sindri OOCs 'oops wizi for that one'

6:36 OOC> Hazodo moves to Soviet Russia.

6:36 OOC> Xanter winks


The sky lights up as Sindri high-fives Xanter!

Quoteid: 236

Jrolin tells the group 'God I love flirting with death'

Ahdrahad gossips (L) 'you flirt with death, and stick my ass in front of 
it when you get it mad. >:|!'

Ahdrahad gossips (L) '... Er'

Ryobi tells the group 'hehe'

Gossip (L) Jrolin preens.

OOC> Joshua giggles.

OOC> Jrolin raises a hand.  That's my fault.

Gossip (L) Blayne laughs hysterically

Sarmyna gossips (L) 'Poor donkey. :('

Ahdrahad OOCs 'Sorry. I am recovering from post-death stress. :/'

Quoteid: 235


8:20 Dominic OOCs 'For nudy pictures?'

8:20 OOC> Astronicus remembers what happened last time someone said 
something about that :p

8:20 Hazodo OOCs 'Hot biker geek action. :X'

8:20 Dominic OOCs 'Bikers are hot. I'd do him.'

Quoteid: 234

8:23 Ozru OOCs 'Time to play I.T. guy'

8:23 OOC> Rhyax shoots a banana at ozru.

8:23 Ozru OOCs 'And maybe bring in my home machine, and my tablet'

8:24 OOC> Nikki catches Ozru's banana in her mouth

8:24 Indra OOCs 'ugh!'

Quoteid: 233

1:43 Sadie OOCs 'My mother is ridiculously attractive and in shape. I 
can only hope I age so gracefully. :P'


1:44 Rhyax OOCs 'milf!'

1:44 Dritz OOCs 'lmao'

1:44 Rhyax OOCs 'i mean er'

1:44 You OOC '*cough*!'

1:44 OOC> Vijay laughs.

1:44 OOC> Ruchlos blinks.

1:44 Dritz OOCs 'uh'

1:44 OOC> Sadie implied, but did not say that, Rhyax. :P

1:44 You OOC 'LENSQUOTE!'

1:44 Rhyax OOCs 'mother i'd like to ... fffigure out how she looks so 
young'

1:44 Vijay OOCs 'Rhyax wants Sadie's Mom's phone#'

1:44 Sadie OOCs 'haha'

1:44 OOC> Sadie calls and orders a bodyguard to her mom's house.

1:44 Rhyax OOCs 'does she put premarin creme on her face?'

1:45 Tadhg tells you 'Rhyax wants to cream Sadie's mom's face? :P'

1:45 You tell Tadhg 'aaand you make the quote'

1:45 Tadhg tells you 'I thought it was over?!'

Quoteid: 232


7:13 Indra OOCs 'how is this going to affect Heroes, Arawn?'

7:13 Arawn OOCs '(the things they make me play at work)'

Quoteid: 231

9:17 Jessa grats 'go aeryn, it's your birthday, I'm gonna mooch just like it's your birthday!'
9:17 Grats> Jessa hides

Quoteid: 230

8:23 OOC> Nerrin hasn't yet had babies with Liam Neeson. Sure, we're 
both male, but that's where mad science comes in. And it'd be funny to 
experiment on him. I mean, look at that name.

Quoteid: 229

10:31 Malachai OOCs 'Oh the joy of a queasy stomach after a night of 
intaking psychedelics.'

10:32 OOC> Malachai kicks himself to clan.

10:32 Wiltord OOCs 'so dont do something so silly?'

Quoteid: 228




[100hp100mn82mv][39ac][9829tnl][][/|134qps]|Hias goes AFK.

chat 261 ,coughswiltardcoughs
Chat 261> Qaz coughswiltardcoughs

[100hp100mn82mv][39ac][9829tnl][][/|134qps]|
Wiltord utters the words, 'lightning bolt'.
Wiltord's destructive lightning bolt disintegrates your body!
That really did HURT!



[73hp100mn83mv][39ac][9829tnl][][/|134qps]|

Quoteid: 227

2:16 Foxglove OOCs 'ouch that was a bad pun....  "Shrimply irresistable"'


2:16 OOC> Foxglove he says, as he tries to shift shrimp

Quoteid: 226

3:08 Coren OOCs 'two antennae meet on a roof and decide to get married, the ceremony wasnt much but the reception was 
great!'

Quoteid: 225


7:48 Personal> Tazzy just spent 5 mins talking to a clannie in says, waiting for them to be ready to teach.


7:49 Tazzy tells you 'didn't realize said person was asleep'

Quoteid: 224


12:31 Chloe tells you 'I felt like Paiva; I bought shoes.'

Quoteid: 223


[INFO] Rhyax has left Lensmoor.

5:22 Ruto OOCs 'lol'

5:22 Malicus OOCs 'Ooh.'

5:23 OOC> Xanter wonders how many types "whois rhyax" :p

5:23 OOC> Arenor raises a hand

5:23 OOC> Ruto did

5:23 OOC> Xanter rofls

5:23 Paiva OOCs 'jeez, so did i'

5:23 Arawn OOCs 'you are all guilible'

5:23 Paiva OOCs ';_;'

5:23 Xanter OOCs 'true ;)'

5:24 Mawriece OOCs 'I think the word is hopeful, not gullible.'

[INFO] Rhyax has returned to Lensmoor.

5:24 Rhyax OOCs 'holy crap that was scary'

5:24 Arawn OOCs 'guess what - sometimes, when you skirt the line - the 
line moves'

5:25 Rhyax OOCs 'it always does'

Quoteid: 222

1:57 Chat 261> Wiltord maims people for getting his name wrong.

1:57 You tell Chloe 'wiltard ? :p'

1:58 Chat 261> Chloe snorts a laugh as Ema and Xanter send her a tell 
saying the same thing.

1:58 Emashelcha chats (261) 'Hahaha'

1:58 Malicus chats (261) 'Which is?'

1:58 Chat 261> Xanter rofls

1:58 Emashelcha chats (261) 'Can't say it'

1:58 Astelin chats (261) 'ouch 

[INFO] Chloe has just been maimed with a rubber chicken.'

1:58 You tell Emashelcha ':p'

Quoteid: 221

2:58 Joblen OOCs 'Whois Aspyn'

2:58 Kiernan OOCs 'Oh, thank you -so- much.'

2:58 Joblen OOCs 'no problem :P'

2:59 Kiernan OOCs 'She wouldn't even put it in context.'

2:59 Victor OOCs '?'


(aspyn's whois)

Plan: Kiernan worshippers 'Too bad, you hunk of man-meat you. You wanted flirting, that's what you're getting.'
Worshipper> Kiernan puts on a Speedo and hip-thrusts at Malicus.

Quoteid: 220

2:44 Kiernan OOCs 'That's an awfully well-constructed dress.'


2:44 Kiernan OOCs 'Nine pounds of fabric to hold up to five hundred 
pounds of equipment.'


2:44 Victor OOCs 'it even reduces weight...perfect for women!'



Object a blood red dress' is type container, extra flags evil magic
Weight is 9, level is 30 Condition: 100%.
Can be worn: take torso
Capacity: 500#  Maximum weight: 500#  flags: none
Holding: 9#
Weight multiplier: 80%
a blood red dress is made of fabric.

Quoteid: 219


4:48 Uiland gossips (L) 'Tradin, can you do me a favor, and lean over a bit?'

4:49 Uiland gossips (L) 'Please, Tradin.. It'll feel really, really good.'

Quoteid: 218

1:43 Gossip (L) Keth pees about in confusion

Quoteid: 217

[Note 624/624]
To: Dagith Droof puff the magic dragon
From: Deican
Subject: peter puffers
Date: Mon Jun 6 23:50:19 2005
===========================================================================
ifconfig

mkdir droofsgay
cd droofsgay
touch balls snatch
chmod 775 balls
chmod 700 snatch
cd ..
tar -pcm droofsgay
ipconfig = *
pft *
anonymous
<enter>
gzip droofsgay.tar
put droofsgay.tar.uz *
cd
quit

Quoteid: 216

3:18 Someone OOCs 'Put your pants on!'

3:18 Tarnrol OOCs 'sorry,'

3:18 Someone OOCs 'Wrong channel.'

3:18 Someone OOCs 'Worry'

3:18 Astelin OOCs 'haha'

3:18 Someone OOCs 'Sorry too. Astelin that was yours!'

3:18 OOC> Astelin boggles

3:18 Astelin OOCs 'wha?'

3:19 Elquin OOCs 'pants'

3:19 Someone OOCs 'Cartwheel king.'

3:19 Astelin OOCs 'my pants?'

3:19 Astelin OOCs 'stop!'

3:19 Astelin OOCs 'im lost'

3:19 OOC> Elquin sees the 'sharpie' saying 'Astelins Fants' written on 
the tag

3:19 Astelin OOCs 'i said stop'

3:19 OOC> Astelin runs away crying.

Quoteid: 215

5:27 Xanter OOCs '3 crafting operations, 2 increses *cheers*'

5:27 Keth OOCs 'xanter, snugglewuggles, you know that I always give you 
increases!'

5:27 OOC> Esam hates you Xanter

5:27 OOC> Keth equals good lick

5:27 Keth OOCs '..'

5:27 Rhyax OOCs 'nice one, keth'

5:27 Keth OOCs 'luck'

5:27 Zuryn OOCs 'ohohohohoho'

Quoteid: 214

1:31 Kenseh (Priest) worshippers 'Instructions to become my errand boy: 
1. Be an under-age youth, touched by Michael Jackson 2. Own your own ass 
3. Carry heavy stuff for miles on your ass 4. Never be late in 
delivering package, foreit life upon first screw up 5. git-r-done'

Quoteid: 213

Miratoe bends over by some magical force and Elquin brings out the 
lashings...you hear Miratoe squeal in delight.

Quoteid: 212

9:32 Alaxstrasza OOCs 'RPing with liena requires applying a cream 3 
times daily for 6-8 weeks.'

9:32 Amne OOCs 'You would know, of course?'

9:32 Cynosure OOCs 'tmi alax..hehe'

9:32 Alaxstrasza OOCs 'Of course, Amne!'

9:33 Cynosure OOCs 'is that iced cream alax?'

9:33 Alaxstrasza OOCs 'Yes, i like mine with nuts.'

9:33 Cynosure OOCs 'rofl'

Quoteid: 211

8:47 Personal> Brynn wonders if Malicus drives around in a van full of 
candy and a aluring smile...

Quoteid: 210

(from kem's plan)

Plan: 4:23 [INFO] Kemstrasza has joined Lensmoor.
      4:23 [INFO] Kemstrasza has left Lensmoor.
      4:23 Alaxstrasza OOCs 'Kem, i'm going to cut you.'

Quoteid: 209

6:37 Gimtor tells you '12:36 Jasmine gossips (L) 'What's a codpiece?' A slice of fish'

Quoteid: 208

6:18 Arthilius clans 'going to GF to stick my pickaxe in the ground!'

6:18 Randal clans 'lol'

6:18 Clan> Xanter rofls

6:19 Arthilius clans 'than i am gonna mine'

(It did -NOT- stop there, but I didnt log *grr*)

Quoteid: 207

7:10 Jeanie gossips (L) 'licks your lips tantalizingly before slipping 
her tongue into your mouth, craving the taste of your blood. (Twisted as 
that must sound.)'

7:10 OOC> Jeanie DIES

7:11 You OOC 'Yay! lensquoooooooote'

7:11 Malachai OOCs 'rofl'

Quoteid: 206

8:59 Arthilius clans 'and if this cat doesn't shut up soon, i am mailing 
her to florida'

8:59 Arthilius clans 'mischan'

Quoteid: 205

5:47 Joshua chats (6345) 'I'da been gone like a set of rims at a puff 
daddy concert.'

Quoteid: 204

10:01 Ozru OOCs 'By the way, here's what I said to receive the "I HATE 
YOU" tell:'


10:02 OOC> Ozru utters the words 'entangle.'   King Tauron leans over a 
bit.


10:02 Ozru OOCs 'ent angle'


10:02 Keth OOCs 'oh...god'


10:02 OOC> Rhyax reiterates his hate for ozru.


10:02 Karythar OOCs '...god'


10:02 Malicus OOCs 'I groan loudly at you.   And I hate you.'


10:03 Malicus OOCs 'If that ends up as a restore, I do blame you.'


10:03 Keth OOCs 'ozru needs his own section on lensquotes entitled 'the 
punmaster''

Quoteid: 203

(on the subject of the norwegian food "lutefisk")

9:54 You OOC 'its fish treated with lye i think'


9:54 OOC> Keth scarfs down some lye  soap


9:55 Ozru OOCs 'He's lying!  lutefisk is a bardic fish'


9:55 Rhyax OOCs 'i hate you ozru'

Quoteid: 202

9:06 Personal> Gimtor gasps, you just admitted to idling without 
playing!

9:06 Personal> Gimtor slips a blade between your testicles!  Die 
heathen!

9:06 Gimtor tells you '(and no, no putting that in your plan!)'

9:07 You tell Gimtor 'how about lensquotes? :p'

(i enter editor)

(i exit editor)

9:08 Personal> Gimtor ponders.  Sure

Quoteid: 201

2:26 OOC> Keira would hate to be in jail with you then...

2:27 Rhyax OOCs 'i'm so not meant for jail, with my boyish good looks'

2:27 Indra OOCs 'or that big mouth'

2:27 Miratoe OOCs 'and soft hands'

Quoteid: 200

1:26 Nickolaus OOCs 'there should be a new language that everything 
comes out perverted...especially when meant to not be...we'll call it 
Detarian'


1:26 Renzel OOCs 'Bddumtss.'

1:27 Detari OOCs 'Ok, I think we're going to have a Nickolaus auction, 
and yes this one -will- do bedroom action... where's Irko when you need 
him.'

1:27 OOC> Emily laughs!!

1:27 Emily OOCs 'Veeeery hard to do'

1:27 Renzel OOCs 'Kalaraus is the pope.'

1:27 OOC> Emily snickers at Detari

1:27 Nickolaus OOCs 'there's NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO way'

Quoteid: 199

Valios worshippers 'idea new - Female characters should get a natural 
+10 skill to baking ^.^'

Quoteid: 198

1:19 Indra OOCs 'I use Gisuane for a hall finder...I just hold him up by 
his ankles and when I get close to a hall he starts to drool like crazy'

Quoteid: 197

Talking about a level gain :p


11:27 Kenseh (leader) clans 'sucky sucky'

11:27 You clan '5$'

11:27 Khoisan clans 'good deal'

Quoteid: 196

6:07 Narella gossips (L) 'tell felic you know life has taken an 
interesting turn when you find bras underneath all the assignment papers 
piled up on your desk'


6:07 Gossip (L) Narella coughs. Mischan.

Quoteid: 195

1:54 Jithra gossips (L) 'Sir Shrek, if are you busy, or may I speak with you?'

1:54 Jithra gossips (L) 'err...Shek'

Quoteid: 194

11:44 Jithra gossips (L) 'I'd like to be out of the pubic light if possible..'

11:44 Jithra gossips (L) '..public..'

Quoteid: 193

(Stolen from morgana's plan)

4:18 Tazzy (leader) clans 'my brain's officially dead'
4:18 Tazzy (leader) clans 'I tried to use the "clam" channel'
4:18 Tazzy (leader) clans 'and then "calm" didn't do anything either'

Quoteid: 192

8:29 Joshua tells you '
:) ~~~@@@ 3'

8:29 Joshua tells you 'meh that didn't work'


8:29 Joshua tells you ':o ~~~{@@@3'


8:30 Joshua tells you 'meh, I give up.'


8:30 Joshua tells you 'Penis > Joshua'